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Carry More Than 3 Condoms On You? Then You're A Hooker!

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Damn, Washington D.C.!

This is pretty fucked up!!

Apparently if a woman is stopped by police in a D.C. "Prostitution Free Zone" and is carrying three or more condoms on her, she could be arrested for prostitution!!!!

Both New York City and San Francisco have followed suit with the 'three condoms and you're out' law, which not only is unfortunate for those gals who aren't sex workers, it also promotes unsafe sex for those who are!

Not okay!

Our ladies should be allowed to keep themselves safe from STDs no matter what!

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    153 comments to “Carry More Than 3 Condoms On You? Then You're A Hooker!”

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    1. 1

      So if you are walking home from the drug store with a Party Pack, your going to jail?? Fucked!!



    2. 2

      only women get arrested? men can be prostitutes too



    3. 3

      That is some BS!



    4. 4

      i read it was more than 2, not 3



    5. 5

      Perez, this is dumb. First off, is it really that hard not to have a condom on you? Like, seriously, who walks around all day carrying condoms. You go to Walgreens, put them in your car, take them to your house, put them in your nightstand, done. And anyways, what normal people are going to be wandering around a "prostitution free zone" carrying condoms….it's been declard a zone for a certain reason. This is really crap newsworthiness and not worth your political 2 cents.



    6. 6

      only a big enough slut would have three or more condoms on them



    7. 7

      Congrats to DC on helping with their rising numbers of STD's as well as those infected with HIV/AIDS. What a bunch of dumb f*cks.



    8. 8

      If a *woman* is found to have more than 3 condoms??? What about this guy in the picture?? Did he have 3 condoms tucked into his red pleather hot pants?



    9. 9

      This is the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard. Nice to know what my tax money pays for. So fucking STUPID. What about men who carry more than three??



    10. 10

      i agree, although im sure plenty of ignorant people will have some shit to talk. its all about harm reduction man, otherwise we perpetuate the cycle more than society naturally does on its own.



    11. 11

      Women have been oppressed since the beginning of the human race, this is yet another example!

    12. MP says – reply to this


      12

      That would've made a good storyline on Sex And The City, poor Samantha Jones.



    13. 13

      Damn… I swear Lindsay looks worse everytime I see her!!



    14. 14

      You would need at LEAST 3 condoms to safely bang that thing in the photo!

    15. ap076 says – reply to this


      15

      This practice is wrong on so many levels. I can't believe the courts will allow this.



    16. 16

      You do not need more than 2 on you or you are a whore….boo hoo!!!



    17. 17

      wow that's redic



    18. 18

      This is beyond stupid.



    19. 19

      Well I guess this is bad news for Tigers ho's 1-14!



    20. 20

      I'm with you on this one. Go to the drug store for a box and you're a hooker?!?!?!



    21. 21

      bullshit.



    22. 22

      in other words, Mom? is that you?



    23. 23

      Stupid



    24. 24

      There's no way this law would pass a constitutional challenge.



    25. 25

      What a bunch of dillholes.



    26. 26

      i is from Canada, does that make me a hooker? Cause i never know where i'll be when i want to get some from my fiance so i carry safety features around, so i'm a hooker now?



    27. 27

      wow. this is both unreal and extremely unsafe. WTF!



    28. 28

      Whoa whoa whoa, this is NOT a smart way to deal with this problem. What fucking idiot thought it up? Let me guess, it was a man or a group of men. FUCK YOU



    29. 29

      DC, I would have expected this from you but NY and SF? I'm ashamed…



    30. 30

      But don't all the mini condom packets come sold in quantities of 3? So just don't get "searched" after buying the normal little packet of condoms you whores!! hahaha



    31. 31

      I'm going to now begin carrying at least three condoms with me so that every time I get hassled by the cops, it will make them think that I'm….so….ummmm…..well, that will show 'em.



    32. 32

      OMG this is possibly the STUPIDEST thing I've heard of lately! I totally agree with you Perez. Not only is this unconstitutional but it will promote unsafe sex. Talk about taking a few steps backwards!



    33. 33

      That's awful!



    34. 34

      Yeah, that's pretty fucked up!



    35. 35

      Have to agree with you on this.. it appears that things are getting more and more radical (not in a good way) in your country. It may be cold in Toronto now, but I would not give up living in Canada for anything.



    36. 36

      ridiculous!



    37. 37

      how is that even legal? wtf.



    38. 38

      Ha!



    39. 39

      Who needs THREE condoms at once anyway?? "Our ladies should be allowed to keep themselves safe from STDs no matter what!" Maybe "our ladies" should learn to keep their legs together a little more often…. THAT will keep them safe from STDs. >:-/



    40. 40

      For the first time in a while Mario…You Are Right about that! Good PoinT!



    41. 41

      Thats fucked up indeed! Hate too live there lol. Thank god I live in LA :P



    42. 42

      PROSTITUTION ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. CONGRATS ON MORE STD'S! FUCKING IDIOTS!



    43. 43

      Someone wasn't thinking about the big picture and had their head in their arse…. Bad idea.



    44. 44

      What about all the sluts who fuck multiple partners a night legally? I wonder how they will be able to treat this 3 condom law in court. They'll probably just use this law on already known prostitutes - it just gives the cops a technical in.



    45. 45

      You`re an idiot Perez, this is just another example of the nanny state, government fascism loved by liberal Politicians that you constantly support. New York city, D.C., San Fran are amongst the most liberal run places in the country, and this is exactly what they do..Dictate how you should run your life. Look at Obama, the guy you were so in love with last year. He is forcing everyone to BUY healthcare or faces massive fines! That`s not National healthcare, that`s Fascism.



    46. 46

      i carry condoms. i am NOT a whore. far from it actually. And i do carry 3 or 4 sometimes. maybe i don't trust a man to have them and as a modern woman want to be safe and prepared. Also if i'm with someone i am not the hit it and run kinda girl. i like to spend the night. So one for the night, one for the morning, and one in case of slipage or breakage. Its called being prepared and responsible. I hope this law doesnt come to fl and i hope they fight it hard whereever it is. Because just like someone else said, this will promote unsafe sex and false arrests for people who are not hookers. This is not a way to identify a hooker but someone safe and extra precautious. I can't believe this is what cops our doing with their man power/tax money. Tragic.



    47. 47

      Since when is prostitution ok? They are your "ladies" because?! Not all gay/bi-sexual/trans gendered people are sexual deviants. Hard enough breaking down barriers and misconceptions the way it is, don't need this un-welcome element.



    48. 48

      Re: Katie M. – sorry your life is so badly damaged that u dont enjoy sex or whatever but for those of us who do and like to be safe this rule is crazy. i'm engaged now and myself and fiance like it more than once a day sometimes. and if u think i should 'close my legs' to the love of my life i think u should get a reality check. i have a step child and i'm not looking for anymore so i carry condoms and proudly use them as a safe intelligent adult. maybe one day you'll understand sex can be good safe and often and see why this is a terrible law



    49. 49

      well said Neyyorkhotmess and Zsa Zsa



    50. 50

      hooker has very nice legs



    51. 51

      ladies, carry a box of 'em in a plastic bag. that way they can't do anything. looks like you just bought them.

    52. @v@ says – reply to this


      52

      Guilty until proven innocent? WTF.



    53. 53

      THIS IS FUCKED!!! WHAT ABOUT MEN WHO CARRY MORE THAN 3 CONDOMS? ARE THEY UNDER THE SAME RULES? WHAT IF THEY JUST BOUGHT A BOX OF CONDOMS AND ARE WALKING HOME ARE THEY TO BE ASSUMED THAT THEY ARE ALSO PROSTITUTES. FOR GODS SAKE THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO ADDRESS THIS ISSUE. IT'S CALLED EDUCATION. STOP DEMONIZING PROSTITUTION: WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE BLOODY FACT THAT THE SEX TRADE WILL NEVER END. IT'S JUST NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN PEOPLE. DEAL WITH IT.



    54. 54

      Re: Naomid – STUPID AMERICAN. SO TYPICAL… AFRAID OF WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. GET OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY AND LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PAYING A BLOODY HOSPITAL BILL. OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT POOR BECAUSE IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD BE MORE THAN GRATEFUL FOR YOUR NEW PRESIDENT. WHAT THE HELL DID YOUR BUSH BOY DO FOR YOU FOR 8 YEARS?? OH LET ME GUESS… "HE KEPT YOU SAFE". LOL LOL LOL LOL YOU SUCK.



    55. 55

      Holy Shit I'm gettin' arrested!



    56. 56

      I find no clue why the police men are poking their fucking nose in this issue. I often see that these guys always mess-up the whole situation and wreck the piece of the citizen.



    57. 57

      I dont agree with this law and thinks it's aboslute trash…but what the fuck are you doing thats getting you stopped by the cops and being searched for condoms?? America needs to realize that prostitution is the world OLDEST profession and will never go away, and even if what they do is illegal they still have the right to use protection. As for all us other ladies who are sexually active…BE SAFE BE RESPONSIBLE that is what is most important.

      I'm really starting to regret voting for Obama.



    58. 58

      Sammy from Canada. That is FuKKed up. there ARE a handful of us that are responsible enough to carry more than two or three condoms just for protection'zzzzz sake….I mean, holy shit, who needs the extra shit of carryin' what ya really don't fuckin' need???? fuk.



    59. 59

      Never before have I ever wanted to break the law, but now I do and I want to get caught! If I ever visit these states I will be sure to stock up! FUN!



    60. 60

      Kathy Griffin.



    61. 61

      Mom come home.



    62. 62

      Re: marchingladybug1 – Ok that was a stupid ass comment. What if the girl has a boyfriend and carries the condoms on her in case they have sex more than once? So if you have sex with your boyfriend or husband more than three times you're a whore. Great logic. I have seen guys carry a couple condoms in his wallet. Does that mean it's a different girl for every condom he uses…NO! You're stupid.



    63. 63

      Re: topherburk – LMFAO!!!!!!



    64. 64

      I didn't know Lindsay Lohan had a beeper…



    65. 65

      And that's why I don't use condoms. Aha, just kidding. But really though?



    66. 66

      Wrong!



    67. 67

      Re: LittleKitty – Why would you use condoms if you're in a monogamous relationship? There are other forms other birth control that are more effective than a condom.



    68. 68

      Eddie Murphy thinks the one who is pictured is smokin' hot.



    69. 69

      Wow, this seems a bit too far-fetched, no? I don't support prostitution in any shape or form, but it doesn't seem this is the way to handle it..
      but then again, I think you would have give police a reason for them to stop you and think you're a prostitute. I doubt Jane who's on her way to have some lunchtime sex with Joe would get stopped by police because they think she might be a prostitute. but then again, who knows. seems ridiculous anyway.



    70. 70

      I would go on about how unhappy I am about this being for the women, but females are too fucking stupid for me to even begin that paragraph. Have fun, ladies.



    71. 71

      Re: ChachaO –
      haha, I don't know, you could put me in a hazmat body suit and I still wouldn't feel safe



    72. 72

      But if you're a man you can carry as much as you want. Cause guys who have lots of sex are cool but women who have lots of sex are whores. There have been times I've carried several condoms: it's called "you can't use them twice and I'm planning on having a long night!" or "in case it tears/slips off/etc, I want to make sure I have back ups!"



    73. 73

      "OUR LADIES"????? WTF?!?!

      Well, hopefully it will cut down on nasty, disease carrying skanks walking the streets in ugly, unflattering clothes.

      AND….since you have to pay for it….
      WEAR CONDOMS, PEREZ! DON'T SPREAD THE SKANK!!!



    74. 74

      Re: Helloo nurse! –
      Sink back into your buddy's hole, little tiny man. Come back out when you have some intelligence to spew.

    75. ANGRY says – reply to this


      75

      Human rights organisations, please step in. America has lost the plot again.

    76. Larie says – reply to this


      76

      Wow. As if condoms are a drug or something. I believe it's the exact opposite and a lot of people should carry some around just in case!
      That this rule doesn't count for men also says a lot. I think the leaders fear 'moral decay' of some sort. Don't worry! Most of the time it's just a twitch before things get more modern… And in those cases, they always start with the women.

    77. ANGRY says – reply to this


      77

      To all those who say you don't need more than two condoms: I am sorry for the state of your sex life. You must be a wham-bam-snooze type of person. If I'm into somebody, the sex will go on all night long and at least four or five condoms will be requiered. So there.



    78. 78

      I'd put on all 3 domers if i was doing this Ho……….!!!
      then again, i wouldn't do her!!!!!!!!!



    79. 79

      Re: stargate121 – HAHAHAHA!! I KNEW she looked familiar!



    80. 80

      that's fucked up.



    81. 81

      thats actually so retarded!
      so men can walk around with three or more condomns??!?!
      its none of their business how many condomns a women can carry.



    82. 82

      Re: BeautifulDisaster311 – because men cheat women cheat and she wouldnt be the FIRST person to get AIDS in a "monogamous" relationship. Trust hun it happens ALL THE TIME. How do WIVES get AIDS or other diseases. Shit happens BE SAFE all the TIME.



    83. 83

      OMG is that a real whore in the pic? Fucking Hell, who would want to see that in their bed?? This is so stupid, lets just hope they will be able to deal with all the STDs that will come because of this. What a load of bollocks man!



    84. 84

      hmm… sounds like another case of people in power gone mad.

      i wonder if you can sue the government if you get preggers / STD etc….



    85. 85

      What if you just bought a box? You go to jail for being safe????



    86. 86

      Re: Katie M. – Huh? What are you talking about??? So just cuz you're a woman you can't enjoy sex?? And you have to "close your legs"?? I think you need to get laid!



    87. 87

      Re: bronteelizabeth – Hey hottie……..Toronto Eh???? :o )



    88. 88

      what if ive just come from the drug store with a new pack and get stopped? i can be arrested? what about men? men can be hookers and the average guy might also carry more than 3 at any time anyway



    89. 89

      Re: LittleKitty –
      well put. carry 3 or more doesnt make you a whore/slut. means you are prepared and being safe. anyone who has a problem with 3 or 4 probably isnt getting any. it doesn't mean women are gooing to have sex 3 or more times with different people in a day. it just a good habit if youre in a relationship or not. safety first no matter with your sexual exploits are



    90. 90

      hahaha, this was on the Eurpean news this morning, under the section: USA Stupidity. Who the fuck comes up with this kind of crap?!



    91. 91

      What a stupid law. And what about men?



    92. 92

      I agree, promotes unsafe sex. Ridiculous.



    93. 93

      Re: googie - You have absolutely NO idea what you are talking about. Go look it up on the internet. What Obama is proposing is NOT NOT NOT national healthcare! but FORCING people to BUY healthcare or BE FINED! So what this means is if you can`t afford healthcare now, you better go out and buy it or you will be in even more sh*t! THAT`S FASCISM! And you know why they are doing this? To take even more of your money!



    94. 94

      CARRYING CONDOMS IN ANY NUMBER DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SLUT/WHORE/TRAMP ETC… IT MAKES YOU A RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING. IT MEANS THAT YOU (WOMAN OR MAN) ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR HEALTH AND WELL BEING. WHY DOES SEEING A WOMAN (ESPECIALLY) IN CONTROL FREAK SO MANY PEOPLE OUT?

      Thank you for letting me get that off my chest. Since when are people so frakking dumb?



    95. 95

      Uhm, why would you need more than 3 condoms???



    96. 96

      what an idiotic law!!!! way to go and promote UNSAFE sex!!!

      Morons.



    97. 97

      sooo now the hookers arent going to carry condoms on them. great…



    98. 98

      Arresting people for protecting themselves is a crime - prostitution or not.



    99. 99

      Re: Long Dong Connery –
      mornin flirteeboy..♥..heheheeee
      imagine the
      zhit going on in
      her head?>?
      ……………….ewwwwwwwwww
      remember Arlene Wornoz aka MONZTER
      might get
      y'r brainz blown out by diz bitch…woohooooooo
      zhitfukzhitfukin
      the condom thing..like I zaid: we r communizt…
      4/long time…



    100. 100

      Isn't she cute?
      How about standing just outside the "prostitution free zone" with your many condoms?
      What's a hooker to do?
      Call Tiger Woods!

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