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Assisted Living: Episode 2

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They get better and better!

CLICK HERE to watch the second installment of our animated web series.

Assisted Living: executive produced by Perez and created/made by Michael Mouris of MilkFat.com

    Posted: Jan 13, 2010 at 12:01 am / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      ONCE AGAIN SO DUMB!!



    2. 2

      SO DUMB!!



    3. 3

      Perezito!!!!!!! Sorry honey but this just doesnt hit the spot.



    4. 4

      You need to read the comments from the first episode, you dork. :]



    5. 5

      Sorry Perez but they suck

    6. zooby says – reply to this


      6

      perez, i really don't think anyone finds this funny. not one person. i'm serious …



    7. 7

      This one was Funnier then the first one.



    8. 8

      Its official. Hollywood is over.



    9. 9

      NOT FUNNY. Get it through your head.



    10. 10

      this was absolutely unnecessary… booo…..



    11. 11

      STOP these retarded videos



    12. 12

      this one was so much funnier then the first one lol!!!



    13. 13

      yeah… no… not feeling it.



    14. 14

      LAME !! BTW how's that "record label" coming?!!? LOL AS IF..



    15. 15

      Is it me or are these pretty awful???



    16. 16

      PLEASE STOP MAKING THESE. I get what you are TRYING to do but your really not getting it. Did you read the comments from the 1st vid??? no one is really enjoying these…..AT ALL.



    17. 17

      Ok, this was effing hilarious and clearly makes up for how weak the first one was! MORE, just like this!



    18. 18

      much better than the last one! I actually laughed a couple times.



    19. 19

      Sorry P, it still sucks!



    20. 20

      why did i just give up almost 4 min of life watching this?! perez nooooooooo. EPIC FAILURE AGAIN. i'm sorry. :(



    21. 21

      Once again, MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY HUMOR. SO not funny, Perez, stop wasting space on your page.



    22. 22

      "We're like the double stick tape that holds the Tits of the town together….you dont always see us but we're there and we know ALL your FUCKING secrets!"
      that made me lol so hard!

      Niice episode.



    23. 23

      I fucking love how God-awful this bullshit is, and these douches that write for this site (because it's not him, he doesn't even own the site) thinks it's great…My favorite part of this site, is the HUGE FAILURE!!!!!



    24. 24

      It was better than the first one, to be honest I was really hesitant to watch it after the first one.



    25. 25

      You are an ( )@( ) Mario. I hope you get sued.



    26. 26

      Perez- Do you actually pay someone to make this shiz-squeeze for you? I am a long-time celeb junkie, and I didn't even crack a grimace for this, much less a smile or a laugh. Your cartoon is retarded. Are you …PROUD of this freaking poopie that you just posted on your site? Pay someone to write you some jokes instead of commit photoshop blasphemy you mindless flaming twit. LAME. LAME. L A M E. I'd rather read about Jon Gosselin…your only rival to the People's Choice Award for The Year's Most Proactive Douchebag.



    27. 27

      Seriously. I want that 2 minutes of my life back. YOUR HILTOON SUCKS!!!!!



    28. 28

      this one was definitely funnier than the first piece of shit. i actually laughed! hopefully they get better and better.



    29. 29

      seriously these are terrible. Perez, you need to listen to your readers on this one. Give it up.



    30. 30

      he was better off without you. i didn't even crack a smile for this one.



    31. 31

      i love u perez and its better than the 1st one but still not funny



    32. 32

      dude its so bad like when i first saw the comments on the 1st vid i thought people were just hating…but no they do suck like there so bad its funny



    33. 33

      okay, the first video was TERRIBLE and i was embarrassed for perez but this one was WAY funnier, and now i am looking forward to the next one



    34. 34

      id rather punch a baby or you then see another one of these



    35. 35

      NOBODY likes these fuckin videos Perez! STOP TRYING TO PROVE YOUR CLEVER.



    36. 36

      Chupa chorizo chingón!



    37. 37

      i don't get it? is this supposed to be funny?



    38. 38

      Truly awful - and the Perez intro is a rip-off of the SNL cartoons of a few years back.



    39. 39

      yawn



    40. 40

      This one was actually funny.



    41. 41

      Give it up Perez…FAIL!!!



    42. 42

      PEREZ: In all honesty, you need to stop this, your humiliating yourself, this work is merit-less.

      It is literally a visual abortion, It is good to try things, but it is also good to realize when something you try is a failure.

      why am I wasting my time you don't read these things…if you did you would be making a Video blog right now apologizing for foisting this on the human race.

      The Geneva convention strictly outlaws cruel and unusual tortures…

      PS I am willing to reason that maybe this is something that only inspires projectile vomiting in smart people, could someone who lives in a trailer and has an IQ below 75 please comment so we can now if dumb people get this?



    43. 43

      LAME in the extreme. You do have a lot of milk fat though Mario…



    44. 44

      I didn't like the first one at all, but this one made me chuckle a bit



    45. 45

      Oh my word Perez. You only wish any of those celebrities would talk to you. Ange/Brad, Tom/Kate, Will/Jade would never stink to your level and you know it. Rumer is too high class for you too! I hope someone punches the lights outta ya!



    46. 46

      This really sucks! Like bad! Oh my word Perez. You only wish any of those celebrities would talk to you. Ange/Brad, Tom/Kate, Will/Jade would never stink to your level and you know it. Rumer is too high class for you too! I hope someone punches the lights outta ya!



    47. 47

      It's atrocious. Not at all funny. Really, even by the very low standards set by your other endeavors, it's an embarrassment. Furthermore, it is not so bad it's good a la Plan 9 From Outer Space; it simply has NO redeeming qualities. The so-called "jokes" are infantile.



    48. 48

      This sucks ass literally!

      If this guy was not a friend of Perez this would never be show anywhere

      Perez, friends don't let friends come up with sucky cartoons and encourage them

      Take your balls back and tell this guy the truth

      His cartoons sucks

      Celebs do tons of hilarious things but this comes off like some red neck hillbilly in Alabama trying to write about Hollywood



    49. 49

      FAIL



    50. 50

      Perez, please stop trying to "branch out" and stick to what you do best– BLOGGING! What are you trying to achieve by promoting mind-numbing cartoons?



    51. 51

      better.

    52. tj77 says – reply to this


      52

      !!!FAIL!!! So not even remotely funny. Big ol' fail. Let it go.



    53. 53

      Because the first one was just so….hilarious…..Goddamnit these suck giant ogre cock.



    54. 54

      I don't get it.



    55. 55

      Only people with very low IQ's would find this remotely funny…so Perez? Barbara? As if your juvenile posts don't dumb people down already.

    56. Doro says – reply to this


      56

      shouldn´t it read "they get worse and worse"….geez man.. if you really think thats funny than you are fucked up…



    57. 57

      i don't get what's funny about these. seriously! i'm not even trying to be sarcastic, i just honestly have no grasp on how this could be the slightest bit funny to anyone, anywhere… ever.



    58. 58

      i can't see the video, i just see a black screen



    59. 59

      Hmmm, not entirely feeling these Perez, sorry. But in the face of all this hate I hope ur motivated to continue, it's got good bones, just need to tweek it a bit, and funny it up. I like the graphics. Prove everyone wrong!



    60. 60

      MUCH better than the first. OK dialogue, but the artwork is AMAZING! More interesting than funny. No jokes or places to laugh, but smiles and kept me interested.



    61. 61

      i find it funny how everyone hated the first one then continued to watch the second and bitch about that as well…. i think some just love to sit behind a computer screen and bitch, i find it quite annoying.
      ps- perez it's not working?



    62. 62

      This one was funnier - but still a miss.



    63. 63

      Re: Starlit – this sucks, but so do you. sucker.



    64. 64

      Still really bland badly written.
      Give it up, humor is not up your alley, pal.
      Just stick to being a mean fat man and you will live up to your full potential.



    65. 65

      I'm not even gonna watch this, the first one sucked soooooo bad….



    66. 66

      it's not too bad. it's kinda funny.



    67. 67

      Bloody awful



    68. 68

      is that gay humour? Or just utter shite humour?



    69. 69

      Tom Cruise just looks creepy… but again, Perez, it was totally shit.



    70. 70

      it's getting better. tho, the 'maddox' bit was harsh.



    71. 71

      Bravo! Hilarious!
      Congrats Michael & Perez!
      "Raise you gay face to the sky." Hahahaha!

      I can't wait for episode 3!

      Kudos guys!



    72. 72

      GENIUS! The others here don't get it to know how funny it is! This is the next generation of animation! I have to watch it twice! HAHAHA!!



    73. 73

      What what the point of this? it is disjointed and stupid, like the other one.



    74. 74

      These are seriously not funny - at…all…



    75. 75

      Wake up porkezzzzzzzzzz!!! :o )



    76. 76

      WHY a second one?? NOT funny!!! Looks stupid, sounds stupid.. IT'S STUPID!



    77. 77

      very funny



    78. 78

      Perez I HONESTLY THINK this wasn't neccessary….you are usually funny in that sarcastic way, but this is just tooo much!!!!!!!



    79. 79

      perez seriously why do u keep posting these if people hate them. this sucks.



    80. 80

      Re: Dolcissima – Like I said in my comments about the first one: He's too self-absorbed and too full of himself to pay any attention to all the negative comments. I didn't watch this one; the first one was bad enough. Save yourselves: DON'T WATCH.

    81. Betzy says – reply to this


      81

      it s actually not that bad, guys. but the song in the end is still the best part oh the show



    82. 82

      I just spewed in my mouth a little and it was better than this



    83. 83

      I think is good that you took a chance….but the outcome is 100% pure shit. Have to face it.



    84. 84

      it gave me a headache…pull it now before anybody knows about it



    85. 85

      really really stupid. not even funny stupid. i got more dumb by watching it stupid.



    86. 86

      still sucks.



    87. 87

      cool face expressions!



    88. 88

      I



    89. 89

      This is the worst thing i saw in my life does someone laught looking at this, keep blogging



    90. 90

      Why does it take so long for comments left to be posted? Are they being censored and filtered?



    91. 91

      PEREZ IM A BIG FAN OF YOUR SITE…IM SO DISAPOINTED THAT YOU HAVE NOT REPORTED ON THE CATOSTROPHE OF THE 7.0 EARTHQUAKE THAT HAS SHATTERED HAITI… NOW THATS NEWS!!! HOW WOULD YOU HAVE RESPONDED IF IT WERE YOUR COUNTRY, CUBA?… THINK ABOUT IT PEREZ… PLEASE SUPPORT HAITI THROUGH WYCLEF JEAN ORGANIZATION WITH WHAT EVER YOU CAN DO , EVEN IF IS $1….. $1 IS NEAR $10 IN HAITIAN $ ..IMAGINE WHAT MORE CAN DO… PLEASE SUPPORT AND DONATE AT WWW.YELE.ORG… I STILL GOT LOVE FOR U PEREZ..BUT YOU HAVE TO REPORT "NEWS"



    92. 92

      Re: ammmber – Ummm do you got a problem? Who pissed on your cheerios? And what kind of person picks on someone out of the blue and calls them a sucker? If I can see clearly-you have the same opinion about it as I do. Are you on drugs or looking for a fight? Grow up please!



    93. 93

      it was funnier then the first one…..but that isnt saying much. hey maybe if he keeps up with it in about ten years it will be hysterical



    94. 94

      It would be funnier if they showed your sister getting her back hair waxed.



    95. 95

      Merde…



    96. 96

      Re: PLEASE_help_HAiTi – And your advertising this on Perez!!!!!!!!! your lucky to get 5 bucks off this shit ass slow site…. sorry anyway!!!!!!!



    97. 97

      Sorry, but that was even worse than the first one. You might want to quit now.



    98. 98

      is this for real?

      1. Do you animate before you add the voices in? Because you should have more fluid conversation/script in these awful cartoons.

      2. The content, although may be cool through your eyes, is almost entirely not relatable to anyone on this site. I mean, who the fuck knows a celebrity personal assistant?

      3. Rumer Willis again? Picking on her? I think it's entirely only because of you and this site that I even know her… geeze.

    99. Seto says – reply to this


      99

      Um? That wasn't funny at all!! It was kinda disturbing actually…



    100. 100

      not.funny.at.all.

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