Hef Is Single Again!
Shocking to think that anyone would leave the seski wrinkled sack known as Hugh Hefner, but this morning, we're hearing just that.
Hef announced via his Twitter that the Shannon Twins, Kristina and Karissa, are moving out of the mansion. Hef tweeted out:
"The Shannon Twins are growing up. They're moving to the Playmate House with my blessing so they will be free to do other things."
Between the two of them, someone had a functional enough brain to realize that being Hef's girlfriend isn't as profitable as being apart of the Playmate empire. Hef explains that the girls are looking to get more involved in "Playmate-related promotional work for the company."
In other words, they want to have sex with younger men for the good of Playboy. Way to take one for the team, ladies.
But don't feel too sorry for Hef just yet. His ailing, beats-twice a week heart still has someone to look after it. According to Hef, he and Crystal Harris are more in love than ever!
How gross sweet!
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Get rid of crystal, bring back holly - hef and holly were sooo much better together - and finally there wont be other girls!
Leave Hef Alone Ass-hole….u just wish that if u make it to his age that ur still getting ass…ur that ant with the rubber tree plant, u've got high hopes!!! But GoodBye to those two idiots…that we're dumber than dirt and pretty fu*king annoying anyway….
You love to talk about whores, Perez. I happen to think this is the biggest whore ever. My wish is to never see him again. I guess your definition of a whore and mine don't coincide.
The whole "Hef and his blonde posse of whores" thing was funny for publicity when he first did it. but now it just looked sad.
I saw on another web site that the twins got caught with another guy in a bathroom during on of the parties and were being kicked out of the mansion…….
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Hilarious scam! People will literally believe ANYTHING
Something very creepy about the sentence….the twins are growing up.
who cares? can't figure out whats so appealing about a bunch of whores living in some creepy old mans mansion……
Hef and holly belong together…..argh! He would be so happy, just those two..
honestly, have u guys seen the twins??????????? they act like they'll never have or give an orgasm in their lifetime!!!! sooooooooo much lack of personality!!! jeeez!
Good! He should get rid of them. I tried to watch the show with them and they were terrible.
How about another VH1 style new reality tv show called "Hefner of Love" where he can pick 2 other chicks.
Bye bye Dumb dumbs!
FYI- There is talk that they got the boot not because they wanted to "travel" but for ungirlfriend-like behavior, i.e. getting caught in a bathroom at the mansion with a male who wasn't Hef. This is just the story they're telling us to try to give the twins a little positive pr. The old man needs to clean house totally and start all over again…doesn't realize he has a rat in his midst
Oh good i could not stand them . Him and Holly need to get back together asap .
i think she was the only one who truly loved him. Crystal? she needs to go away along with those twins . Those girls are nobodys they will never be Kendra,Bridgette and Holly thank god they understand that now.
The girls were caught in a compromised position with a male guest at a party. THAT is why they are leaving.
They probably were sad to find out that just because you're Hef's girlfriend doesn't mean you'll make millions, like Kendra, Holly, and Bridget. The former girlfriends had actual personalities - these girls lacked the fundamental brain skills to function for themselves.
Thank god. They really took the fun out of watching Girls Next Door.
Then again… Girls Next Door was much more fun when Kendra, Bridget and Holly were in it. Though I don't think Holly belongs with Hef. He's way too old for her and she's such a pretty girl…
Re: Crazydude – Agreed.These bitches have no personality
The twins were dumb twats. So glad theyre gone!
Ugh, finally. The twins suck. Hard.
Sorry, freudian slip there.
So does that mean that "The Girls Next Door" is cancelled, since they're changing the line-up for a second time? That's…dumb, they should've put the show out to pasture a few years ago.
I didn't like the new show anyway. But why would Hef care if they were sleeping with some other guy… Um.. Hef has 3 girlfriends? He used to have 7 at one time so why is he now all of a sudden concerned with cheating?
Good. The twins made Kendra look like a lady. I agree with others, bring back Holly.
The show was good when it was the original girls next door. Not these new dimwits.
Is it only efing me or did hefner say that the twins are growing up, does that mean he does not want them because they are women now and not children. When are we going to stop glamerizing this nasty pedophile!!!!!
OMG he is beyond creepy.
The twins are growing up… I think I just threw up.
I don't understand how this man has remained in the public eye as long as he has, Playboy is BORING. Like seriously boring. Sex is not about clean cut airbrushed pictures with no nipple sensitivity.
Sex is raw, uncut, dirty and fun. Not the same old pose over and over and over. I'd rather watch filthy hardcore porn on the net for free than buy a boring playboy. I find all the Playboy girls always end up looking so much older then what they are, and it's creepy a lot have admitted he forced them into sexual activities for money or to be a "playmate"
I think it's so sad girls want to be his playmate.
Who cares about those two?? Hef is going to end up with Barbie Benton. (Even though i hate her) Bring back Holly!!!
love d episode when d twins r on the bus n the public make fun of dem, god i hate them girls
Re: cheapchick11 – Agreed
whatever. if you have to PAY women to be with you, then how worthwhile a person could you be? what an empty soulless and sad existence. unless he has some gold-digger by his side then he'll die alone.
well he still got holly!
I KNEW IT!!!! The twins were nothing but famewhores. I like Krystal fine, she reminded me of a stupid version of Holly.
Smart move girls….smart move
O Snap!!!! Figures!!!!
THE DIRTY broke this story days ago. The twins aren't moving out because they're "growing up"….they moved out because they were found in a "compromising position" with a male party guest in a mansion bathroom. In short, they "cheated" on Hef. Good work, Perez…you're a little late.
It's shit like this that makes people think twins are creepy.
Love you Hef!…. By Bye Bimbos…. Bring back Bridgette!…..
Luv you Hef….. Bye Bye Bimbos….. bring back Bridgette!…..
i hate those annoying bitches.
LADIES, LADIES, THE ONLY LUCKY ONE IS THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.
So he isn't single, then, if he is still with that other skank.
And does anyone find it creepy that he said "the twins are growing up"? He is a farking pedophile, as far as I am concerned. The younger the better to him. He'll be boffing 14 year olds before you know it.