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Jennifer Love Desperate Is A "Pear Ass"

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LOLs!

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy had a bit of an argument over a pet name Jamie gave to her. Hewitt Desperate explained:

"We had a rough patch in the beginning because the first time we went on vacation, I was going to be in a bikini, and I was very nervous. I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position. And he goes, 'Hey, my little pear ass.' I said, 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'"

The comment infuriated Jennifer and she railed into Jamie saying, "Have you ever seen a pear? It starts thin, it gets fat and it never gets thin again. It's not cute. It's not a cute fruit."

Thankfully for all of us they have worked it out and they have "embraced the pear."

Pretty stupid thing to say to your girlfriend, but he wasn't ENTIRELY off base, was he?

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55 comments to “Jennifer Love Desperate Is A "Pear Ass"”



  1. 1

    People are still dying in Haiti and and I'm commenting about Jennifer's pear sized ass. What the hell is ^&%#%@ wrong here.



  2. 2

    Her huge Boobs make up for and other imperfections!!



  3. 3

    who gives a fuck what either of these two nobodies do or say? go away, both of you.



  4. 4

    now i wont be able to eat another pear again =( and i love pears



  5. 5

    Why is it that men, no matter how ugly they are, think they deserve to date a perfect 10?



  6. 6

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IHEAR RUMORS JOHNNY DEPP DIED
    NOT LYING GOOGLE IT!!



  7. 7

    That girl in the back with the camera looks absolutely repulsed.



  8. 8

    Well she is pear shaped which is better than apple shaped EWW



  9. 9

    when jamie kennedy preformed at the improve his girlfriend came on stage at the end of his show and this story about the pear ass thing is what her bit was about. it was very lame actually the whole show sucked, getting free tickets again will not be enough reason to see him.



  10. 10

    ur such a jerk-off perez. Shes not a famewhore, you are. You get popular by bagging other celebs? U should be bagging urself perez, u D-lister



  11. 11

    Better than pineapple but.



  12. 12

    Perez, SHUT UP!



  13. 13

    Nothing wrong with teasing eachother a little bit. I'd rather have a pear butt than a banana butt.



  14. 14

    Wow-thanks for sharing, Jennifer, but that's a little too much info. Very unappealing couple, all the way around.



  15. 15

    She totally has an hourglass figure, not a pear shape. And she may not be thin as people in Hollywood are, but what I would give to have her body…



  16. 16

    Seriously…her ass is hot! totally hot! Im female and can tell you that is a hot ass!



  17. 17

    rihannas a pear too



  18. 18

    Natural, womanly & curvy.



  19. 19

    Look at the blonde girl's face—she looks disgusted by Pear-ass



  20. 20

    She looks bangin!…..and she is NOT desperate, she can have anyone she wants so stop being a hater Perez! lol

  21. Pam says – reply to this


    21

    She's skinny now…



  22. 22

    She has a bit of a horse face, too. Could be Miley's older sister….just say'n .



  23. 23

    she's hot



  24. 24

    i think she is beautiful and at least she isn't promoting getting nipped and tucked like heidi. i don't know why she's target on here all of a sudden. she's amazing and she is doing really well for herself. i love her :) i think you pick favorites



  25. 25

    no, I guess not, mario, you big fat lump of lard



  26. 26

    This guy is disgusting. Yuck.



  27. 27

    I think she is absolutely gorgeous and I dont see the difference between her body and jennifer lopez..or beyonce..and men love them!



  28. 28

    Wonder what he said about her saggy tube boobs?



  29. 29

    Whose brilliant idea was it to release this stupid, lame story to the media?
    Such no-account trivial nonsense. WHO CARES

  30. barb says – reply to this


    30

    What ever;;;;she looks good. Can't say that about you.

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    31

    Re: ERRRBOOO – It's that dreaded foot-in-mouth disease.



  32. 32

    Lolz. That was cute and funny.



  33. 33

    They are both assholes … i served them a couple of weeks ago after a charges game and on their $200 bill they stiffed me. How tacky and classless. And to be honest she does look like a pear.



  34. 34

    WTF is your problem with her. You always talk so much shit to her. Your such a jealous bitch perez



  35. 35

    can we call her lard ass instead of pear ass-why is she still even being mentioned
    "Hey my little cottage cheese in a plastic bag ass" is more like it!



  36. 36

    Aww. How unfortunate.



  37. 37

    She has got an awesome bod. Work it bitch!



  38. 38

    I find it difficult to understand why any man would waste his time on such a neurotic, vain, self absorbed and insecure woman. I see nothing insulting in the term "little pear ass", it's clearly meant as an endearment. And it's true that it's better to be a pear than an apple. And I'm speaking as an apple.



  39. 39

    Who gets mad over being called Pear Ass. It's not a negative comment depending on how he felt about it. Bitch is retarded, i saw her talking about stick rhine stones on her vagina. I hope that shit was a joke.



  40. 40

    she said it was before dem getting seriouse in lopez tonight yesterday



  41. 41

    I think shes got a great figure healthy looking. Id rather look like her then someone like Victoria Beckham.



  42. 42

    Seriously Perez, this article alone is reason enough to stop reading your website. You are so rude to anyone. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a classic, gorgeous female who I look up to and you're calling her fat? You are a heffer compared to her. Done reading your shit, get over yourself.



  43. 43

    shes a fucking fruit he should have just called her dumb ass for freaking out its obvious she has weight issues even though i doubt the tonta has ever been in a size larger than 5



  44. 44

    her body is slammin!



  45. 45

    Pear ass LOL,How about that butterface?She's got big melons



  46. 46
  47. auds says – reply to this


    47

    she's a little TOO over sensitive about her body. i don't know why she would even talk about this in public if she's SO embarrassed.



  48. 48

    Her body is beautiful. I can't say the same thing about yours, Fatass



  49. 49

    I agree, Jennifer. Having been called a pear ass myself (LOL), it is not a compliment and makes no sense! You have an awesome body and no need to get defensive. Your ass is every black guys dream! haaaa



  50. 50

    stop being mean to her you ugly fuck perez



  51. 51

    Stop hating Perez….that pear ass figure inspired the song by John Mayer..your body is a wonderland…. I don't think your body as EVER inspired ANYONE TO ANYTHING…



  52. 52

    What the world needs now is a lot less "Love".
    They are both a couple of untalented losers.



  53. 53

    What's sexier than a pear?

    I'm sorry — my ass is so flat, i can pull a dress on that's supposed to go over one's head
    on over it.

    Not complaining, just saying. I think "pancake ass" sounds more insulting.



  54. 54

    wasn't entirely off base???? That chick is like a size fucking 2!!! No wonder most girls have eating disorders!!



  55. 55

    pear is the cutest !!!!!!!!!!! the sexiest of all fruits !!!!!!!