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Moronic Pat Robertson Blames Devastating Earthquake On Haiti's "Pact With The Devil"

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Pat Robertson made a ridiculous proclamation on The 700 Club that the reason Haiti was affected by the earthquake is because of a "pact with the devil" they made to be free from the French.

Disgusting.

Watch the idiocy above and keep Haiti in your thoughts and prayers.

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170 comments to “Moronic Pat Robertson Blames Devastating Earthquake On Haiti's "Pact With The Devil"”

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  1. 1

    I am so offended.
    Takes my breath away.
    How dare he.
    Blasphemer!
    BLASPHEMER!



  2. 2

    DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY MORON!!!!!



  3. 3

    fuck that religious nutjob. using god as an excuse for people to die. typical, and disgusting.



  4. 4

    He is not right.



  5. 5

    hahahahahhahhhahaha this guy is soo funny ,oh wait? is he serious?



  6. 6

    Robertson better hope his thinking can be blamed on DEMENTIA at this point!

    Otherwise, I've got news for him…there is a special place in hell waiting just for him.



  7. 7

    Anyone else making a claim like this would be locked away with a straight jacket. Why the fuck does anyone listen to the ramblings of this senile old man. Innocent people in Haiti lose their lives and this guy continues to breath. Where is the justice in this fucked up world. You can't tell me what happened in Haiti is all a part of god's divine plan.



  8. 8

    shame on him!! I can't even state how upset that makes me. Those poor people are innocent, and my heart goes out to all of them, and the lives that were lost.



  9. 9

    Why is this disgusting Perez, it did happen… It's like you are saying that the holocaust never happened…



  10. 10

    idiot



  11. 11

    fucktard



  12. 12

    burn in helll u fuckin ass clown



  13. 13

    assclown



  14. 14

    old and in the way



  15. 15

    idk who this guy is. but his name is like robert pattinsons but backwards



  16. 16

    polarizing



  17. 17

    Not to delve into all the mysticism of Mister Robertson… but he does have a bit of a point. I live in Caribbean and have studied the history of Caribbean countries, and part of Haiti's poverty is due to its history of revolts and violence. The earthquake, however, was a natural disaster…



  18. 18

    hateful, inciteful



  19. 19

    does the work of the devil



  20. 20

    Are you effin' kidding me??? What a quack! People like him (and people who BELIEVE him) scare the ever-lovin' bejebus out of me… My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by this horrible tragedy..

  21. LA22 says – reply to this


    21

    I have a feeling that chick has no idea what she's nodding about lol.



  22. 22

    Isn't this idiot dead yet?? It's mind-boggling that this moron is still on TV, and worse, that people actually listen to his drivel. And send him their hard-earned money!! People like this are dangerous, and should not be allowed to proclaim their narrow-minded stupidity for all to hear!



  23. 23

    Thou Shalt Not Tempt the Lord Thy God…



  24. 24

    why don't you just go out and pick on poor people you asshole!



  25. 25

    Fabulous!



  26. 26

    fuck pat robertson in the ass with a red hot poker.
    why can't he stab himself 9 time with a 13 inch kitchen knife?



  27. 27

    ……. aw don't you love christians never judge anyone



  28. 28

    why is this idiot even on tv???



  29. 29

    Pat Robertson IS the devil. That and senile but mostly just the devil…

    If my family was there I'd find his ass and beat the dumb out of him.



  30. 30

    This shows how sad this man is and how he has no feelings for those poor people.



  31. 31

    I believe him , my pastor has worked very closely with orphanages in Haiti for many years , and has come across leaders who all testify to the same fact , years earlier they had dedicated the land of Haiti to the devil don't get all judgmental Perez, of you want to report a statement , go ahead , but decide if your going to be in the news business , or gossip business, can't be both. We are pretty sick of your judgments, people have the right to live the way they see fit , you criticizing every step of the way hinders , not helps . God Bless you , even if you fail to see God in front of you , crying out for you to change your ways , and get in line with the him , make your life right Mario , do it before its too late!



  32. 32

    The french are the reason Haiti has always been so impoverished dumbass.



  33. 33

    That's what I'm talkin bout! TEAM PAT!



  34. 34

    hmmmm…it makes you wonder…I mean…the Dominican Republic and Haiti are both on the same "Island"…yet Haiti is poor, land is no good for agriculture…hurricanes hit Haiti and skip the Dominican Republic..epidemic of Aids in Haiti..and none of this happens in the Dominican Republic…sounds ignorant…but definitely makes you wonder…..



  35. 35

    I don't even know what to call this sorry excuse for a human being. True Story



  36. 36

    That man is an idiot in so many ways!

  37. BD4ME says – reply to this


    37

    Here's a good 2010 resolution, senile old people should not be allowed on television making disgraceful statements like these. This flippin' idiot has no idea what he's talking about, this is geography - not religion. Can't believe idiots like these can actually appear on television (aside from FOX-not-so-much-News). Time to retire old fart… take Ol'Bill with ya please.



  38. 38

    hahaha….i actually laughed out loud at this. what a dumbass.

  39. vdb6y says – reply to this


    39

    o



  40. 40

    People like this are the one of the reasons I'm not that into religion!



  41. 41

    Some people need to package complicated thoughts into simple childish superstitions. It takes intellect and fearlessness to see the world as it is. Pat Robertson and his followers are just not equipped with the emotional and intellectual maturity to take on hard realities. Why do bad things happen? IT WAS THE DEVIL OF COURSE! It wasn't colonialism, corruption, or the shifting of tectonic plates. Because those things could happen to anyone, the righteous included.
    I shall step off my soapbox now.



  42. 42

    Throw him to the loins……



  43. 43

    Re: perezhiltonisnotgay
    Napoleon III had nothing to do with Haitian independence. Napoleon III came to power about fifty years after Haitian independence.



  44. 44

    what a reject - only the crazy christians get any press - wish some sane one's would become more visible for something other than screwing up



  45. 45

    Too bad it didn't wash Cuba clean with a huge tsunami.



  46. 46

    hmmm



  47. 47

    Pat so wants us to give a sh*t about him and give him$$$. FU



  48. 48

    asshole



  49. 49

    what an ignorant, old, asshole. why is he even aloud to spew his bullshit on television…not that anyone watches that show.



  50. 50

    Oh my god, that man should be killed for a comment like this. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIED!!



  51. 51

    interesting



  52. 52

    actually, there is this "rumor": On 14 August 1791, a slave leader by the name of Boukman called a secret meeting in a wood called Bois-Caiman near Cap Haitien, which was attended by a large number of slaves. They celebrated a Satanic ceremony, sacrificing a pig and drinking its blood, swore to serve the devil and dedicated Haiti to him.



  53. 53

    Why doesn't someone just lock him up in a loony bin and be done with it? There's nothing to be offended by people. The guy is just clearly mentally ill.

  54. slaq says – reply to this


    54

    How can it be idocy if it's the truth? If some in Haiti did ask Satan for help and pledge themselves to him, they could very well have brought the entire country down with them, especially if there hasn't been a mass effort to renouce that pact and turn to God. God does exist and, therefore, Satan does too. I don't hear Pat Robertson spewing blame or hate, just stating facts so we can pray accordingly and properly to help spiritually as we help them physically and financially.



  55. 55

    Re: brandidid – ok…Pretty sure I didn't say anything about Napoleon specifically, but ok.

  56. amany says – reply to this


    56

    There is really no way to articulate how stupid this man is. He should not be allowed to say anything so hateful on television. Much less, at a time of devastation like this.



  57. 57

    this old man needs to be put to sleep.
    has he ever been to DR (outside of all the 5 star resorts)??? it's almost as poor as haiti.. people don't know that though because unless they have family in DR (or are just really dumb), they haven't been outside of punta cana.

    the US, Canada, and Mexico share land, and Mexico is pretty damn poor; does that mean Mexico has some kind of pact with the devil?



  58. 58

    Pat Robertson 100% correct in his analogy! When you sell your soul sooner or later it comes time to pay up, your time is coming Perez your 15 minutes are almost up!



  59. 59

    I would put scorching daggers into his eyeballs if I could.



  60. 60

    He does not speak for all, or even most Christians. He speaks for a few radicals, and makes Christians look bad!



  61. 61

    God is in the tv….



  62. 62

    I'm sorry but I agree with him, those that turn away from God suffer the wrath of God.



  63. 63

    I don't think he means any harm. I think Pat is a good preacher or whatever he's called but he could or could not be right. Who really knows!



  64. 64

    i cant believe people listen to this man



  65. 65

    He needs his retarded ass kicked!

  66. Kalia says – reply to this


    66

    I can't believe this moron is still on tv. Tell me, who watches this crap?



  67. 67

    and who is this idiot nodding in agreement!?!



  68. 68

    Jesus fuc*ing Christ…..this man is Satan! Really?? people watch this Fu**!



  69. 69

    wow what that man said, its ridiculous!! there is no such thing as the devil getting back at someone…i cant believe what happened in haiti, i hope to donate money or something! no one deserves to have their country devastated like this, and lose their family and friends



  70. 70

    hmm



  71. 71

    the man has no shame. he should be slapped, multiple times. since when a revolution a "pact with the devil"?



  72. 72

    I am a born again Christian and Pato Robertson DOES NOT speak for me. He's is hateful and an embarassment. Shame on him!

  73. slaq says – reply to this


    73

    Wow…talk about him spewing hate..these comments are hateful to the extreme. Not once does he blame the population of haiti for this…not once does he state they deserve it. You people see and hear what you want for your own convenience. It doesn't matter if his purpose was to do good (which it was - to provide guidance for prayer).



  74. 74

    The demon doth protest too much, methinks…



  75. 75

    If it were a bunch of the holiest of Christians living there, they still would have died. You think nature gives a fuck about our religion? And someone needs to explain the definition of "true story" to him. Idiot.



  76. 76

    These freaks use God for their own sick agendas - SHAME ON YOU!



  77. 77

    *whispers* for a second when I scrolled down & only saw the title, I thought it said…Rob Pattinson Blames Devastating Earthquake on Haiti's "Pact With The Devil"…& I was frightened & thought the Apocalypse was nigh…



  78. 78

    How is this man still on tv?! Shouldn't he be in a nursing home somewhere. There's a special place in hell just for him.

  79. Dwud says – reply to this


    79

    Someone is getting senile and speaking his real mind.



  80. 80

    its not like hes making this up, ive heard this before and i personally hold no opinion either way. and whether people choose to believe it or not is up to them. of course its sad when a disaster kills anyone, but lets not grab our pitchforks and hunt down Pat because he voiced something controversial. does that make the pitch fork holders better than him?



  81. 81

    O.M.G. Utterly irresponsible and ridiculous.



  82. 82

    Re: LizardKinG – & the details…



  83. 83

    Re: alexlala

    It's nice that you know your history. Because you would know, that through out history when a small group of freedom fighters drive out a large wealthy group. The big group gets pissed, and fights back with money. Haiti is where it is due to that factor. After the Haitian revolt, France and Spain took drastic measures. They black balled Haiti. At it's prime, Hispanola was the richest island in the western hemisphere. After gaining independence, there was no more import/export for Haiti. Then they taxed the newly freed Haitians which they been paying for. So the devil is money.



  84. 84

    Did you bother to get beyond the history lesson (or urban legend, whatever)to hear Pat rallying Christians to pray for the Haitians? That's commendable, not deplorable! Try praying sometime.

  85. LUMPY says – reply to this


    85

    appppppaullllinnnnggggg! why do people watch these morons…. and send them their hard earned money…. If nobody turned on their shows we wouldn't be subject to their stupidity…. YIIKES

  86. @v@ says – reply to this


    86

    (No one told poor Pat about the tectonic plate thing.)
    Does this mean he tries to influence his bank balance with prayer?

  87. @v@ says – reply to this


    87

    Pat thinks it's the fifties. Uhm, people know sh*t now.



  88. 88

    Wat a fuckin little Prick!!



  89. 89

    Re: @v@

    lol well da devil does work in mysterious ways ya know



  90. 90

    Where do I start? Haiti made a pact with the devil to be free of the French? Really? I guess Australia, Canada, USA, Hong Kong etc also made a fact to be free of the British. We all better watch out then.
    As far as the Dominican Republic being prosperous, I beg to differ. I went there for a vacation and found a lot of poverty.
    I believe the problems in Haiti are related to the number of corrupt regimes that have held power in the past 50 years.
    If there is a devil, I would think his name is Pat Robertson. What a pathetic old man.



  91. 91

    And we as Christians wonder why non-believers don't want anything to do with us?! Why would he make such a statement when all of these peoples' world has just been turned upside down on them? This is NOT a Christian attitude. He and his fans should be ashamed. I'm praying for Haiti.



  92. 92

    WTF??!! I'm speechless!!DISGUSTING!!~!

  93. trace says – reply to this


    93

    he's such a dumbass. when are they going to take him off the air. what are the other people on this show thinking when he says these stupid things. every christian should be embarrassed by this man.



  94. 94

    Re: Swear to ME! – Touche



  95. 95

    so what does it mean when the fires in la burn is it because all of hollywood is nasty…or the earthquakes in san fran take down the bridges cause of the gays…and katrina wipes out new orleans cause of the poor black population that live there…Pat Robertson is going to hell for preaching this garbage never mind that this motherfucker asks his congregation to help the poor…yet he owns his own diamond minds in africa where the poor are forced to work in the minds and if they dont their hands are cut off….yup hell is waiting for Pat



  96. 96

    WOW ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS… HOW CAN YOU SIT AND CURSE AT SOMEONE IF YOU DO NO KNOW FACTS??? READ THIS, STRAIGHT FROM ANOTHER SITE:



  97. 97

    The satanic pact allegedly took place at Bois-Caïman near Cap-Haïtien on August 14, 1791 during a meeting organized by several slave leaders, under [Dutty] Boukman’s leadership, before launching what would become Haiti’s Independence War. This brutal period lasted 13 years until the last survivors of the French expeditionary forces, dispatched to Saint-Domingue with the sole purpose to re-establish slavery, were allowed by Dessalines to leave the island and return to Napoleon. Those who made it safely to France wrote and reported about the utmost bravery and supreme courage of Haiti’s indigenous army.



  98. 98

    SOME OF THIS THINGS SAID ON THIS SITE ARE SAD AND DISGUSTING. PEOPLE ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GOD?? MANY OF YOU ARE SAD HUMAN BEINGS. RELIGION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. EVERY PERSON IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION. AND AFTER DOING MY RESEARCH I DO BELIEVE THAT HAITI IS BEING PUNISHED. YES IT IS SAD AND WE DO NEED TO HELP THEM BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEY ARE PAYING FOR THEIR SINS. HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT NATURAL DISASTERS HAVE BEEN INCREASING??? DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS AT THE END OF DAYS NATURAL DISASTERS WILL INCREASE, THERE WILL BE WARS AND SO ON. LOOK AROUND PEOPLE AND FIND GOD. WHY IS IT THAT TRUE CHRISTIANS PROSPER?? DO THE MATH AND DONT BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE. MANY OF YOU USE THE WORD GOD WHEN YOURE CURSING!!! SAD AND PATHETIC. GET A LIFE… AND PEREZ…. WHO ARE YOU TO TALK??? YOU ARE AN OPENLY GAY MAN, YET YOU MADE A SAD REMARK TO THE BLACK EYED PEAS!! MAYBE YOURE THE MORON AFTER ALL.



  99. 99

    Re: Madison101 – I THINK YOU NEED TO GO AND TAKE YOUR MEDS. EVERY PERSON IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION.



  100. 100

    WOW PEOPLE get to know your facts im a haitian and what pat said was true they did make a pact with the devil yes not everyone but years and years ago they did right at the palace the used to sacrifice children it is extremely sad but befor u blast him he is just saying the knowledge that he knows HAITI has always been corupted by voodo and workings with the devil it is extremely sad but its true as a haitian canadian is saddens me that people are blasting this man for something that is true

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