Police Believe Gosselin Ransacking Was Douchey Stunt

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It wasn't the authorities exact words, but it's pretty close!

After investigating the alleged ransacking of his place, the NYC police believe Jon Gosselin is full of shiz!

"The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt," said a police source. "They absolutely think the butcher knife part of it is B.S."

Someone was watching Lifetime when he came up with the idea to pin a letter to the dresser with a knife. We knew it was a little over the top!

Although they can't prove it so, the case remains open.

Jon was blaming Hailey for the break-in, yet it's her accusations against him that are likely to cause him trouble. The homewrecker claims that after Jon saw a picture of her kissing another guy, he pushed her into a wall and verbally abused her.

That sounds about right!

He will not be arrested, but a Domestic Incident Report was filed, so if he pulls anything like that again, he's effed.

Douche. Douche. Lying Douche.

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    Posted: Jan 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

    20 comments to “Police Believe Gosselin Ransacking Was Douchey Stunt”



    1. 1

      So surprised



    2. 2

      What a douche he turned out to be.



    3. 3

      go away



    4. 4

      Jon still has one of the sleaziest lawyers known to mankind (been suspended, should have had his license revoked). He probably still owes him money and I am willing to bet the two of them come up with stuff to keep Jon's name in the press thinking it will get him work. kate gets hair, jon gets his pic 'working' out. Now that kate has a new job, 'what will jon do?' sue for alimony?



    5. 5

      Sounds to me like a very angry man who is still wanting attention.

    6. S88 says – reply to this


      6

      Hey Guys- Perez does not read the comments. He is making money with this gig based on click throughs and traffic. The more people click and visit the more money he makes regardless if it is good or not. If your curious and you click then he makes money. You want it or him to go away then don't click or visit.



    7. 7

      …was he near a famous singer's car recently? Making off with a mil in jewelry?



    8. 8

      dumfuk needs to move to Haiti



    9. 9

      The Ed Hardy shirt guy is probably shitting himself thinking what a stupid move it was to think John Gosslein would make his stuff look good. Nowadays only stupid jerks trying to look cool wear that stuff and they're always too old anyhow.



    10. 10

      My thoughts exactly, and I'm not even a cop =P



    11. 11

      Re: S88 – Thanks for posting up the facts. Maybe evryone should go help support shane dawson over on youtube. He is a young man that could use a little moolah right now. Shane went from unhealthy heavy to slim in 8 months time and now he is having major health issues. Tap onto his sight. Perez would want you to spread the cash around. And don't forget to help the children in Haiti.



    12. 12

      AND…….

      WHEN are they going to arrest him then??

      It is AGAiNST THE LAW to file a false police report in New York.



    13. 13

      I've always had a little hope that he just acted like a big d-bag in reaction to getting out of the control of his bitchy wife.
      But if he did do this, he cements his d-bag status forever.



    14. 14

      This guy is seriously mentally sick



    15. 15

      You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out.



    16. 16

      this guy lookes like a frog



    17. 17

      Now rthat we all understand what kate had to deal with let's show her a little more support. I think she was down right saintly to ONLY yell at him when he was acting the useless fool.
      He needs to go away and stop embarrassing his family…..



    18. 18

      Why is everyone attacking Jon? I don't particularly care for him, but his actions are a direct reaction to the way Kate treated him. Why don't people seem to remember what a bitch she is?



    19. 19

      GOSSELINS ARE NOT WORTH A DIME!



    20. 20

      hahha. i think its funny how his dress has changed, now he wears like backwards baseball hats and flannels and douchey sunglasses like this.