Helloooo Boobs!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Last night, Jessica Simpson decided to head out to dinner in Los Angeles wearing a figure-flattering little black dress and her Louis Vuitton purse to match.
But everyone's eyes seemed to be focused on her chest.
It looks like Jess got a little help from her wonder bra last night, cause her boobs looked like they were ready to pop out of that dress.
We're guessing Billy Corgan is a breast man? Hah.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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That knee-length dress paired with booties REALLY flatter her legs
We think you are jealous that she gets laid more than you do.
notice how she's holding her purse right in front of her belly lol
I don't agree. My eyes were focused on how weird her legs and knees look. Maybe she should wear tights or something….
jessica is WORKING with billy on a song/album. whether they are dating, don't know yet, but of course mario/barbara does.
why do her legs look like that?? kind of gross!
naturals
What is it about her that looks so trashy? The overgrown dark roots? The too-tight black dress that only accentuates her fat legs? The necklace strategicaly placed to accentuate her saggy boobs? The desperate fashion-victimy fugly LV bag she always clutches like some sort of security blanket?
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Or is it the vacuous, retarded, dumb as rocks look in her eyes that beg a man…ANY MAN….to take her seriously? That must be it. Dumb bia looks like a poor man's blow up doll.
I'd kill to have that purse!!!!!
Jessica looks fabulous! You go, girl. I'm proud of you!
Shes a tea-bagger!
girl is up a few LBS and like most girls with real hips and boobs she puts weight on there first
Jessica Simpson just gets uglier every time I see her. Her looks have gone WAY WAY downhill since Newlyweds.
She is so disgusting. Go away. Please STOP writing about her. No one cares about this tramp.
Its so strange I used to think she was the most beautiful girl and sexy! Now I just look at her and even though shes usually still so put together and more beautiful than the average person I just think… a mess! Not sure why
Her knees look like they have carpet burns.
She is gross and pathetic. Oh, and also GROSS!!!!
she's still a very pretty girl, but she looks nuts
Re: DAISY 8 – LMAO! omg you're right! ewww she just looks dirty and gross now! What happened to her???!
jessica is goin through a rough time. those extentions really make her not look as big. without the hair extentions would be something else! jess you shouldnt of taken nick for granted!! i loved them two together. thanks to joe jess may forever be miseable and alone.
love the boobs but whats with the legs? she'd look great in levis and a low cut top
She's so cute
Man, I bet she is a dead phuck
ugh, she's has ugly, stubby, white trashy legs
she does have some beautiful tittays! go jess! i think she has a thing for rockers, whatcha think?
SMOKIN HOT
She has that "Has anyone seen my career" look!
holy eff. she has really gained a lot of weight.
I feel sorry for her.
She has become plain fat. She should pal up with Valerie Bertinelli.
Jess still has time to be a really stunning woman.
She has nice tits Rezzo, don't be a tit hater….Pretend she's a pre-teen boy and you have him all alone in your office and he wants to be in your boyband soooo bad… oooolala…."Now, here to receive NAMBLA's Butt Pirate of The Year award, Ratso Rezzo Hilton Mario Garcia Lopez…." no applause?
I had to think for a really long time on this one , but here's a compliment: she doesn't have too close-together weasel eyes. Other than that, she looks like white trash from a trailer park. Is that where she's from by the way?
FUNNY YOU DIDN'T MENTION SHE WENT OUT WITH HER DAD
Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – Couldn't have said it better myself…just to add an extra knife twist–Billy C. is probably going to force her on his fans a la Linda McCartney & Yoko Ono.
Hello
Thunder
Thighs
Looking for
the remnants
of her career
in that garbage bin.
And the look on
her face says,
"Nope, not in this one.."
My god, even my mum has better looking leggs than her! No wonder she tried to put the focus on her chest!
She's pretty, but portly, and has bad fashion taste.
Miss Piggy is hotter than this fat, talentless mess.
she fat again
I have always hated her as a person, so watching her downfall is, for me, absolutely delicious. Shes got them childbearing hips…and she also happens to be one of those girls who are fat, but think that their huge boobs are their savior
SHE HAS MORE CLASS THAN ANY OF YOU FUCKS…I LIKE HOW YOU ASSES SHIT ON HER FOR HER WEIGHT…..LOOK IN THE MIRROR…FAT CAN BE LOST AND CHANGED..YOUR UGLY FACES CANT
ALL OF YOU ARE JEALOUS BITCHES~! AND SHALLOW!!!
AT LEAST SHE IS GETTING SOME GOOD DRUGS FROM BILLY….NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT YOU SHALLOW TWITS….
Perez you're back!! We can always tell when it is you behind the computer
or some dumb ghost! Very happy to have you back:)
It's funny how everyone calls her fat when OVER ONE THIRD of American adults are obese or overweight. Jessica may not be a bag of bones like most female celebrities, but she is not fat. Society's criticism of people who are a NORMAL WEIGHT is part of the reason so many young women in this country have body image issues and eating disorders.
How crappy are your lives that you take pleasure in someone's problems? I wish Jess the best and hope the rest of you get a life.
Re: LauraLou – LOL.Jessica what happened.She looks like a middle aged housewife
wow! girls night out indeed! fyi she is not fat or chunky or porky yep she is curvy but she's beautiful.
Something you will never find out right Perez since you are'nt into women and all.
Those boot/sandle things on her feet do no girl's legs any justice.
whoa!
girls night out
She doesn;t NEED a wonder bra you idiot. As everyone knows… Papa Simpson told us Ms Jessica has some DD's! Those puppied stand out no matter what you wear…i should know! Lol…
She's always had massive boobs, no wonderbra here. And especially with gaining that extra 30lbs it looks like she's carrying around of course her tits got bigger. Jesus, thunder thighs.
Isn't this an old picture? That purse is from about 4 years ago.
I saw on another website she was going out to dinner with her family dressed like that. Jessica must love to pop those boobs out daddy. Why else would someone dress like that in front of their father.
Boy she got fat, and to all you losers who think we are jealous of this porker, take a look at your own fat assess in the mirror, and it you don't like what you read, then go and spread you lovefest for jessica on her website and kiss her tweets.