It's Not Your Best Noah Cyrus

So, we guess Billy Ray Cyrus has completely given up on parenting, huh?

Someone left little Noah Cyrus to her own devices, with some sticks and a woman in drag, and this is what came of it - a nine year-old singing about being "crunk" and smacking men who touch her junk.

Charming.

Watch Noah belt out some Ke$ha above!

P.S. Way to promote big sister Miley, lil Cyrus.

    Posted: Jan 14, 2010 at 6:07 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      The song is on top ten radio…I'm sure kids of all ages have heard it by now.



    2. 102

      OMG it's like the last scene in Little Miss Sunshine! I love it! lol



    3. 103

      i did the same thing when i was nine.
      shut up perez.



    4. 104

      Re: KillerBunnies – Hahaha…ta very much
      best.quote.ever.



    5. 105

      ugly little girl. You can tell she speaks with a lisp by the placement of her tongue. Uglier than Destiny Hope.



    6. 106

      Re: JakeRyan

      You're horrible for even speaking that and it's quite evident you're not a parent, nor should you be. You should die.



    7. 107

      Re: mimibeth

      You chubsy.

    8. Mtl23 says – reply to this


      108

      All little girls sing and dance and want to be like their big sister. I am not in any way a fan of Miley but its just a little girl emulating what she see's on tv. Miley is not the only young star that acts like a tramp as you well know. It seem's like she is just playing pretend to me. She probably doesn't even know what she is saying!!! I agree though that her parents should be paying more attention to her she is way to young to be posting things on youtube.



    9. 109

      As much as I hate the entire Cyrus clan, I dont blame her for the music….I used to rock out to such songs as Get Down-B44 which happens to be about oral sex, and my personal favourite Liquid Dreams-Otown, having no idea what they meant at the time



    10. 110

      I agree to what everyone else is saying about not knowing the meaning to the lyrics, but I disagree for Noah's age. She's 10? Hello? Old enough to know how to use the internet AND she's at a curious age where she's exploring, so she's definitely going to go find out what they mean on Google. The point is that she's not dancing in her bra and panties. This video is actually okay in comparison to the Smack That one. Kids these days are exposed to this kind of music everyday it's unavoidable. I mean, have you seen the latest Alvin and the Chipmunks movie? "You spin me round"? They didn't sing the rest of it but they sure would find the original song if they knew it existed.

    11. Imy says – reply to this


      111

      Disgusting.

    12. BD4ME says – reply to this


      112

      Do I smell a new Disney Channel tweencom coming from this. She shouldn't do this - but hey she's a kid, who cares.



    13. 113

      this does not surprise me! miley & noah are probably going to end up as porn stars



    14. 114

      Buahahahahahhaha
      is that her bf?



    15. 115

      Re: JakeRyan
      someone needs to rape you you dumb fuck

    16. J.Ann says – reply to this


      116

      who's the dude? i usually likes kids but i seriously don't like this one.



    17. 117

      I thought it was cute. The exact things my friends and I used to do to make our own "Ghetti Videos," back in the day. I hope she had fun cause she sure looked cute doing it.



    18. 118

      kids dont know what these songs mean to be honest. Remember the song by O TOWN called liquid dreams? Kids used to sing that at age 10 and didnt know it was about wet dreams. It's totally harmless to be honest in their eyes, its just a song with a catchy tune that you can dance to.



    19. 119

      She is so cute… leave her alone… the song is fine and she isn't acting gross or grinding up on anything… chill out.



    20. 120

      the man behind looks like Joe Jonas!

    21. Kibs says – reply to this


      121

      not to be rude but this girl looks retarded



    22. 122

      I see a 9-year-old who likes to sing & dance, doesn't even know all the words & probably doesn't know what "crunk" & "junk" mean. You're an ass Perez.



    23. 123

      its no hugely inappropriate, just slightly disturbing.



    24. 124

      it hurts just to watch it. just couldn't do it. awful. and sad.



    25. 125

      Re: Dutchie2010 – I was about to say the same thing! I would always sing "Two Become One" by the Spice Girls when I was like 10 yrs old, not fully knowing what the song meant. All little kids do stuff like that–the difference is now YouTube kids can post videos of themselves for everyone to see. This video of Noah is super random, though–who is that person in the background?!



    26. 126

      sorry but noah is ugly as her bad sister miley



    27. 127

      this is too cute!!!



    28. 128

      ps, they're fucking borther and sister morons



    29. 129

      She is just a CHILD having fun!!!! My God…why so much hate guys. Don't u remember when u were a kid and sing and dance to songs u didn't even understand??. Perez…get a life and stop looking for all kind of ways to make yourself judge and jury. It's getting old.



    30. 130

      Re: JakeRyan – Did I just read u right??? what the fuck are u saying man??…are u nuts or just out of pills??



    31. 131

      Re: face_time – LMAO, that's what I thought when I saw it, too!! This little girl is sooooo not cute, I feel sorry for her. She'll always be the homely little sister. Her parents should be helping her find different directions for her energies, not just being a bizarro copy of her sister.



    32. 132

      she probably doesnt even know what "Crunk" means so lay off the kid, will yeah? yeah the whole slutty halloween thing was way over the top, but this is just a little girl palying around in her room… just give it a rest.



    33. 133

      i always danced at her age to songs like that i didnt know what they meant but it was fun!!
      and that guy looks like joe jonas if you look carefully towards the end!!



    34. 134

      at least she is dressed appropriately for once…



    35. 135

      the guy is hooottttt
      -X-



    36. 136

      Guys so many people sing that song! my lil sis sings it and she is 10! And her dad was there and her older cousin was there. its not like she is doing something that hurts others or is inapropriate. She is just trying to be a kid!!!! Stop bashing guys!!



    37. 137

      *inappropriate



    38. 138

      Can we get JakeRyan banned please???? Sick motherfucker should die a slow painful death.



    39. 139

      Go away cyrus family!!!! ALL OF U LEAVE FOREVER!!!!



    40. 140

      Re: JakeRyan – Wow, really? Your an idiot to say such a thing! F u c k i n moron!



    41. 141

      despite the horrible parenting thats obviously displayed by the actions of the young one, its actually rather cute.



    42. 142

      my god it's going worse ! Do U remember how she was dressed for halloween ?



    43. 143

      is that really a woman in drag?? because she's no boyish like when there was a scene falling back, you see a hairyish stomach… anyways this is a kid having a fun time to a popping song :] but it does seem like billy isn't really structuring any of his kids, but they'll manage



    44. 144

      LOLZ xD
      With her Miley-T-Shirt :p



    45. 145

      To everyone saying "it's just harmless"… obviously you haven't seen the red carpet photos of her at that Halloween benefit (or whatever it was) last year. Her skirt was so damn short I'm hardly sure it can even be classified as a skirt. And I don't mean mid thigh low (that's not low). I mean an inch below her butt low.

      My 13 year old sister has friends who constantly talk about getting drunk and I overheard a 12 YEAR OLD backstage at a dance production telling her friends about how she'd had sex and how she was "all grown up now". It's not "harmless fun", give her 3 or 4 years and she'll be like Lindsay fucking Lohan.

    46. Eve29 says – reply to this


      146

      There dad really needs to give them attention!



    47. 147

      its not her boyfriend, its not her babysitter, it is not joe jonas. that dude is her cousin from ky or sumtin. his name is shelby and stop hatin on her parents, its a damn song! shes not a slut an she can do wtf that she wants



    48. 148

      the person dancing in the background looks like joe jonas.



    49. 149

      Ya this is deffinitly not cool, wow billy did totally give up on parenting, how old is she, and she aint even cute, this video was stupid on top of it.. not to be mean but its the truth i didnt find it good nor funny and a little girl talking about getting crunk?? wow im sure miley taught her everything she knows, ohh wait neither of them girls would know the real meaning to Crunk haha.. wow how pathetic, they are not average everyday american teenagers, they choose the celeb life.. they cant have it any other way now.



    50. 150

      hahah what in the world?!



    51. 151

      shes a kid having some fun singing and dancing to mainstream music! what do you expect! you promote all this mainstream stuff then call people whores dancing to it. shes a kid, she has no idea! fuckkkk



    52. 152

      oh and to everyone who is saying its wrong and shes ugly etc..your worse fucking people than her parents calling a 9 year old ugly! get some fucking morals!



    53. 153

      Oh my goodness, leave her alone, an 8 yr old doesn't deserve to be hated for no reason, this vids just completely sweet, she's growing up, she looks so much older aswell, and she's into pop music and dancing, just leave her alone… If u were 8 and u did somethin like this would u like to b insulted…



    54. 154

      the guy is her cousin, and she is only a kid having fun



    55. 155

      HAHAHAHHAHAH WHOS THE LOSER IN THE BACKGROUND.



    56. 156

      She's actaully pretty good and she's better at lip syncing than Lady GaGa (



    57. 157

      I hope this is a JOKE! It's 2010 , It's a song that is played DAILY on the radio! How is this wrong of her to be doing? You can tell by the video she doesn't even know the words! So how is she "singing about being crunk and smackin men who touch her junk" when she doesn't even know the words? Get serious.



    58. 158

      *sighs*



    59. 159

      Re: JakeRyan – What are you? CRAZY?
      What kinda comment is that?????!



    60. 160

      The whole Cyrus family is completely fucked up!



    61. 161

      WTF



    62. 162

      hahahha woow that was weirddddddd as ssssssssshyt. i luv u perez dont pay attention to haters, ok???? (besidess this is how ur getting richh) =D



    63. 163

      No offence but I think it's quite silly and feel sorry for her, my five year old brother knows every single word to that song and it means absolutely nothing!! Just because Noah belongs to a famous family she gets stick for it.. haha



    64. 164

      no offence but its all rather silly.. my five year old brother know every word to this song and it means absolutely nothing to him.. just because Noah belongs to a famous family she gets stick for it!! :)



    65. 165

      Those hillbilly folk Cyruses need to move back to the farm. Trash, trash, trash, trash, trash.



    66. 166

      wait did perez say the person in grey was a girl. cause its for cure like a teenage guy. this vid is kinda weird. you for sure know that miley gets trashed 24/7 and noah is sure to do the same.



    67. 167

      come on prez you're blowing things way out of proportion. kids like singing and dancing along and don't pay attention to lyrics.



    68. 168

      Okay. I feel sympathy and embarassment for her. YES, i KNOW she's a LITTLE GIRL, but.. it's kinda well.. eh.. she's trying to be her sister.. you'll get it… she's a cute girl though.



    69. 169

      who gives these kids video cameras?



    70. 170

      this child needs some immediate attention lol



    71. 171

      Umm, who is the freak in the background?

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