Jess On Billy
Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Love Line
BARF!
Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan have been recording in the studio together and J. Simpleton revealed of Billy via her Twitter, "He braids my prayers."
What the EFF is that supposed to mean?
But apparently Billy isn't fitting in with the rest of the Simpsons too well. Says a source:
"He's just another in an endless string of Jessica's boyfriends. They think he's too old for her. No one takes any of her boyfriends seriously anymore because she has had so many. They're sick of all of them being 'the one.'"
Poor, Jess!
Even her family doesn't believe she'll find love!
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jessica simpson is a big old mudshark
thats what she gets no one would ever put up with her the only one that did was nick lol i bet he is laughing his ass off
Wow are you serious? You cant grasp the concept of "he braids my prayers?" Maybe you need should go back to school and take a literature class.
Leave her alone!
What is Billy Corgan doing hanging out with such a talented mega-star?
Fuck her and dump her.
omfg jessica simpson is even more retarded than i thought. wow.
I'll say this a few more times.
Smashing Pumpkins suck ass, hard. And of that hard ass-sucking, Billy Corgan is the suckiest.
Again, It's so fucking bizarre to me that Ashlee Simpson is now the hotter, more successful and likable Simpson sister.
THE GHOSTWRITER WHO LIKES TO COMMENT EVERYTHING WITH "BARF" IS BACK! Wheres Perez???
That's funny because Billy flat-ironed my dreams.
yea well this is what her dad wanted…to have her to himself. nick was the one. thank god he has vanessa.
awww poor girl.. remember when she used to the one of the prettiest girls in america and everyone wanted to be her?
Seriously, Perez, why is it just the worst thing on the PLANET when hetero's show love for each other but when the gay's do it, it's "awesome"? Talk about BIGOTTED! YOU'RE attitude is the reason SOME people have a problem with the gays. That stupid commentary is not even relevant. You're a fat dumbass! Try tolerance for EVERYONE, you idiot!
This comment is directed at PEREZ "Father forgive him for he knows not what he does…."
May the Karma of a thousand years be brought down upon you for the many hurtful things you have said to and about others!
Try treating people with the respect and kindness that you so desire!
Jessica is a kind and loving person who doesnt deserve to be called any of the horrid things you have called her.
No one does Perez…You are so unkind!
I think it's about time her family butts out.
How does a bimbo like her keep hooking up with these pseudo-intellectual hipsters??
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It's not her family's life. It's her life. Their job is simply to support her, and to try to work to find common ground with any partner she decides makes her happy over the long term. Corgan sounds like an independent individual. There's nothing wrong with that, whether he's in her future or not.
Why would some who fancies themselves an intellectual like Billy Corgan hang out with a well known retard like Jessica Simpson?
Re: ap076 – Billy permed my thoughts…
Love lives are evolutions - the serious ones have the possibility of being 'the one'- so what. At least she doesn't date 'em for one night and call 'em 'THE one'.
What does that mean?
maybe she meant to say "he braids my hairs" ????
Be strong Jess, it may take a life time to find love, at least you are not giving up. Family sucks sometimes. This very well could be. Pisces and cancer are a good match, so have fun!
I love the idea of them two together =)
maybe she could find 'the one', if her idiot father would stop fucking it up for her.
that is such a bull story, please…
This is what you get when you stay a virgin until you get married. You then get a taste of how awesome the peen is and then she gets divorced and fucks everything in sight. She should have done this before to get it out of her system.Live and Learn Jes Live and Learn..
oh my god Billy Corgan is a big old fucking pervert, first of all - he's dated, who… Tila Tequila? Sasha Grey? And now fucking Jessica Simpson???? She deserves SO MUCH BETTER than him - she's a sweet girl. DUMP HIM, JESSICA. He's an old gross PIG.
FUCK what other people say!!! She needs to tell EVERYONE to FUCK OFF!!! MIND YOUR BIZNESS!!!!!!! Translation: Let her do her thing. She's not killing anybody yet. She's just too sweet to tell her parents to leave her alone.
Re: barefoote – It is soo cute that we try but no one will get through to the evil devil that is PEREZHILTON. He thrives on every comment we make against him.
Re: redmond – Because IT"S an ACT retard!!!!
She already had "the One" and she "Let Him Fly". Come on Jess.. Give us all a break……
Billy C. is awesome, let them be. He did a great job with Courtney Love's Celebrity Skin
Besides, if he gets her preggo, she'll never have to sing or act again!!! Older men are great like that
I thought billy corgan was gay?
Now she'll ruin his career. What is she going to turn into now, a grunge pop singer. Next will hear, " he is the love of my life", " he has made me find myself", blah blah blah blah.