Mucca Gets A Bang For Her Birthday!
Cause the idiot crashed her car!
Heather Mills must have some shiteous karma because on her 42nd birthday on Tuesday, she crashed her Lexus SUV into a pole.
After rehearsals for Dancing on Ice, she got in her car and charged straight into it while at North London's Alexandra Palace ice rink, which resulted in smashing the front of her car.
"Heather came out of the ice rink carrying her skating leg and jumped in the car," said an onlooker. "She must have forgotten that she was parked in front of a post and just charged straight into it. She was pretty shocked as it was quite a bump."
Ha!
"She got out of the car and saw the damage she'd done and was livid," he continued. "It was her birthday, so no doubt that made her extra angry. She drove off looking really embarrassed, which is fair enough given how embarrassing the accident was."
Get over it! As Mucca knows, WAY worse things can happen!
[Image via WENN.]
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Gawd…this chick is Fugly and Annoying. A total Fame-Whore. Bugger, off, Bitch !
42?????????? That's it? I thought she was older..old hag
What happened to her PT Cruiser?
you post such crappy non news lately-fire your sister-I had forgetten, thankfully about that person, and there you go, bringing up somebody no one cares about. BUT….in another fews months, mario, unless YOU start doing your site again, you will be lumped right with heather-triple z list
i wish somebody would shove her fucking leg down her throat so she'd choke on it and die. she's pure evil.
Those crazy eyes scare me….
Um, with all of the money that she got from Paul, why is she driving a Lexus SUV?
she looks very old in this picture.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Perez, why do you hate this woman so much?
I like her. Her performance on ‘dancing on ice’ was inspirational to a lot of disabled people. Everyone in Britain is staring to like her!
THERE IS no "karma" but this is really funny.
She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
this bitch looks every day her age and then some! horrible people always look like shit, it flows out their pores and into the air to make a big horrible stinky cloud of wicked yuckiness~
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS ASSHOLE, PEREZ, HAS SAID NOT ONE WORD ABOUT THE TRAGEDY THAT HAPPENED IN HAITI?
FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT CAUSES HE CLAIMS TO "SUPPORT"…AND TALENTLESS SCUMBAGS HE PROMOTES, WHEN HIS "FAME" MIGHT DRAW SOME ATTENTION TO MUCH NEEDED HELP FOR A CAUSE HE IS STRANGELY SILENT?
A CLASSLESS SOUL…WASTE OF CLOTHES…
From the looks of her, I'm thinking her daughter is 42
Of COURSE she ran her car into a pole, she didn't have her other leg on! lol.
She looks 62 not 42.
Her middle name is ' Eileen' …
Re: Snarky404 – LOL
At first I bet she thought she had stepped on another land mine and blew her other leg off!!!! Ha ha ha dumb fugly kunt.
Who is she?
You think you have things under control, and then some random ass jolt like this comes at you in the middle of an otherwise perfectly good day. Then Heather remembered that she can afford it now.
she was carrying her skating leg and her braking leg.
Re: tigrrrlilly – 2nd your post!
R E L A X your eyes !!
42?????? She looks 62!!!!!