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Not So Much Of A SHOCKER!!! Lindsanity Has A Sex Tape!?!

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The first question that popped into our noggin when we saw that headline was, "What took so long?"

It's the only component of crazy she hasn't fulfilled!

According to a source, a 47-second tape of the Lindsay Lohan "frolicking naked with a mystery male" is somewhere in the universe, just waiting to be plastered on the Internet. The man having ownership of this sex video is a cocktail waitress waiter with a well-known Carl 's Jr. chain restaurant who has said he will release the footage to an "offshore porn site", where it will then be available across the world.

Just what the world needs!

A source explains that the video is," dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. If and when it is released on the Internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it."

Oh we beg to differ on that one. But then again, once it is out there, there is no going back.

Remember our rule, kids! Don't make a sex tape - it always comes out!

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55 comments to “ Not So Much Of A SHOCKER!!! Lindsanity Has A Sex Tape!?!”



  1. 1

    this person is clearly delusional - there is quite a bit the lawyers can do. sure, they can't "take back" what was seen but that guy might be in a lot of trouble. i still love her, she's so pretty.

  2. Bren says – reply to this


    2

    That poor girl.



  3. 3

    Ah shit.



  4. 4

    Horse? Sheep? Dildo?



  5. 5

    why is no one commenting on her nipples.. that are clearly visible? hahaha



  6. 6

    I'd totally watch it. I bet shes a FREAK in the sack!



  7. 7

    Ugh. Who wants to see this diseased twig fucking?



  8. 8

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    she probably got pissed on, it would suit her personality
    -



  9. 9

    She should know better! Come on Linds, you are beautiful and talented. Please show us that side again!



  10. 10

    wasn't there already footage of her giving a blow job ?



  11. 11

    bring on the tape! NOW!



  12. 12

    Only 47 seconds? I cut farts dat last longer.



  13. 13

    not surprised.

  14. buck says – reply to this


    14

    more importantly, it looks like her tits are melting.



  15. 15

    I'm just worried about how Dina's gonna take this news



  16. 16

    nice………i wanta copy!!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    OMG, I rather here u talk about Rush Limbaugh then her. She is Trailer Trash nasty ass white girl. Really Perez, she has no career!!!! Whatelse do people do when they don't have a job create one. Yo Lindsay if ur reading and I'm sure ur not….OD already so u can finally make money….



  18. 18

    THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI IS GODS PUNISHMENT TO BLACKS FOR THE PROMISCUOUS BEHAVIOR OF SHAQ, TIGER WOODS, R. KELLY AND OTHER BLACKS



  19. 19

    cant wait to fwap to it



  20. 20

    whatever



  21. 21

    47 seconds? is this guy sure he wants this released? it sounds worse for him.



  22. 22

    Poor girl :( She probably never meant it to get in someone else's hands…



  23. 23

    Besides her sagging boob(s), she looks nice in this picture.
    While she shouldn't have a sex tape at all, at least its only 47seconds :/



  24. 24

    frolicking naked doesn't sound like much of a sex tape to me….47 whole seconds



  25. 25

    Re: h8terboi – You are a soul-less piece of shit, empty inside with no compassion. I hope you die alone in a pile of your own excrement.



  26. 26

    A SEX TAPE???? WITH WHO?. SAMAN?



  27. 27

    I'll bet there's more than one tape out there somewhere.



  28. 28

    Re: Curious Yellow – …I believe that Dina directed it.



  29. 29

    WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS FAKE DOING ANYTHING?
    SHE'S NOT AN ACTRESS
    SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN
    SHE'S NOT DRUG FREE
    SHE'S A JOKE
    PLEASE OVERDOSE SOON YOU'RE A HOT DUMP IN THE SUN



  30. 30

    "engaged in a particular sex act "… I am thinking Farm Animals ?
    **
    Re: h8terboi – hey go fuck yourself along with fat boy MARIO!!..then again you probably want everyone to respond to your fucken comment.. why dont you go blog at Us weekly or other sites mada-fckr!!!!!



  31. 31

    Re: Stacielov

    LOL!!!



  32. 32

    ….and yet another sex tape!!! OMG sex is such a rarity!!



  33. 33

    OH LORD can you imagine the FRECKLES! ewwwww!Re: Stacielov – HAHAHAHAHA



  34. 34

    Re: h8terboi – WOW! That's a VERY IGNORANT statement! What about Ben Carson, Bill Cosby and Colin Powell????? Black men of integrity! HELLO dumbass, white people cheat too!!! Bill Clinton, Hugh Grant, Brad Pitt, Donald Trump, etc!



  35. 35

    Re: glamourextra – That's so funny - yeah you're probably right!



  36. 36

    she is awfully young to have such saggy boobs.



  37. 37

    For once - lins looks good in a pick - luv the hat top, etc - get RID of the legging's



  38. 38

    Re: Long Dong Connery – you need a copy, hag lover



  39. 39

    When are people ever going to realize it is NOT a good idea to videotape yourself (or let someone else videotape you) engaging in any kind of sexual act? If you are famous, it is almost guaranteed to get out!



  40. 40

    How good can it REALLY BE if its only 47 seconds! Sorry….I doubt this one is true at all. At least you picked a decent picture of her to post on this! lol!



  41. 41

    Poor Lindsay. These kind of things need to stop happening to her. She seems to have so many problems and so much shit in her life, and now this. You aren't helping her at all by doing this. It is the girl's mental health and happiness we're talking about here. That is VERY important incase you haven't noticed. She needs to get her life back on track and it seems like she is doing so, so shut the fuck up and leave her alone.



  42. 42

    Im sorry, but Lindsay looks TOTALLY HOT in this photo!!



  43. 43

    if there is a sex tape, it needs to come out now. why do people make sex tapes, if not for people to watch? do they videotape themselves to later watch it themselves? and then have sex to it and videotape that too? haha. seriously, you make it, now deal with it.



  44. 44

    Sex tapes are out. OD'ing is in.



  45. 45

    She's a hottie. lol.

  46. @v@ says – reply to this


    46

    Extortion just waiting to happen. Legal up, Linds. (even though the horse is stupidly long out of the barn.)

  47. barny says – reply to this


    47

    Have to say she looks pretty good in this picture.As to the comments about her having saggy boobs I like them.Would rather have a girl with natural boobs that sag then firm fake ones.



  48. 48

    Interesting….



  49. 49

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn



  50. 50


  51. 51

    yea she probably started this rumor herself

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    52

    I knew there was some sort of tawdry drama she hadn't explored yet.



  53. 53

    47 seconds and you see a lot of crazy stuff? HOW?
    A little hard to believe really.



  54. 54

    someone needs to buy this girl some BRAS! Her boobs are going to be to her ankles by the time she's 30 if she keeps walking around and letting them hang all over the place!



  55. 55

    Re: h8terboi – yes, that's right h8terboi, it had nothing to do with plate-tectonics….I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you didn't major in geography…