Oh, Heidi!

Heidi Montag has put her heart, soul and every penny she has into her album, Superficial. Ha!
Not only did she do produce it independently, but hopeful pop star spent $2 million and even believes it holds up to Michael Jackson's Thriller.
She says:
On taking 3 years to put the album together:
Well, I did it independently. If you look back at the superstars throughout history it used to take that long to put albums together. Now it’s more manufactured. I really wanted to take my time, and every song means so much to me. And every song was a true journey. I had to track down the songs myself, because it was just Spencer and I doing it independently. We really took our time with every single process, because we wanted it to be the highest quality possible. I wanted it to be back to the Thriller days, to that kind of sound. It’s timeless music, so whenever it comes out was the right timing.
On Superficial holding up to Thriller:
I definitely do. I think people might not see it now, because it’s my first album coming out. But I’ve spent as much time–maybe more, even–than Thriller. Every detail was very important to me, because I take this very seriously. Most artists, it’s not their own money, but I’ve actually gone broke putting every dollar I’ve ever made and my heart and soul into this music. For me, I have a different appreciation, a different understanding, and a different love of my music and for my album than any other artist possibly could. Because this is my money. This is my gamble. This is my chance.
On the $$$$$:
I’ve spent over a million, almost $2 million on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album, because I wanted it to be that quality and to be able to get those people. My album would have cost a record label over $4 million.
On the possibility she won't make her money back:
That’s not even a possibility. I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history. They are absolutely incredible and everybody involved is the best of the best. People just haven’t seen me as a pop star. I’m very excited for the world to see a whole new Heidi.
And she aims to perform at the World Cup this year!
Sigh.
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Oh Jesus!
She is truly delusional, living in her own fantasy world. Doesn't she get that she is a national joke and one of the most hated people in America??
Just confirms how stupid she really is. At 23 she is on a horrible path. She advocates plastic surgery and has no talent. But hey, that doesn't matter! People keep writing about her and somebody is buying her "music". Let's demand some quality and put her out of business!
*spits outs Pepsi due to laughter*
Does Mental Illness run in her family?
Ugh. Talking about setting yourself up to fail.
Her music is so bad, Perez does not even give a free clip link to listen to…
Seriously, WHY do you even give her the time of day?
is she crazy!!! you don't need to spend all that money making music. doesn't she know that as all it takes these days is to rhyme a few words, talk about bitches and getting laid, and add a lot of bass
Stop promoting that stupid whore.
Well, she swows us a little bit of her incredible TALENT in her boring Britney Spears lookalike Miss Universe performance.
I guess she doesn't understand yet that the whole world views her and her butt boy a TOOL/JOKE.
OMFG! Delusional much?
Humm…. do they do transplants??? Her boobs are bigger than her brain. I would not spend 1 cent to listen to her sing and you would have to pay me to watch her in anything. She is an idiot.
Oh dear.
how can heidi compare herself to mj at all
wow….shes deluded
BITCH, it dosent matter how long you spend on something if you have no talent, skill or ability to do it. Your music is shit, and your voice is god-awful.
Heidi is one delusional girl.
I just skimmed that, she is such a fucking tosser
This ugly cun*t really needs to see a a therapist pronto. She is completely delusional. Hey Heidi….everyone hates you! Now go kill yourself!
This girl is an idiot. Why is she even in the news? How about you don't write about her anymore Perez? I would rather read about flies on poop.
this is the saddest thing i have ever heard. and pathetic. she has the worst voice i have ever heard and the fact that she has the audacity to compare herself to the great michael jackson is mind boggling.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! what utter nonsense!
I knew she was delusional ever since she married Spencer
at least she named it right.
LMFAO! dick(s)
she is so gonna regret these surgeries when she gets older ugh how does cosmetic surgery age anyway YUCK what a thought
i don't take her seriously. she says things to get people fired up, she can't possibly mean anything she says, and i don't think she does. she just says things like this to get attention.
She is comparing her shit album to MJ's Thriller? LMFAO ! Poor girl she must be more drugged up than Courtney Love. I think us people, should raise money and hire a hit-men and put her out of her misery.
WOW, so delusional
I bet a million bucks that it SUCKS!!!
Oh my gosh!!! How stupid and naive can she be? What a delusional, mentally ill woman! She has no right to even TALK about Michael Jackson!! His music is A-list status and has broken tons of records, and Heidi is on the Z-list and her music sucks!!! The only record she's going to break is "least purchased debut album". Oh my gosh I HATE her and Spencer! They fail at everything!
I feel that if her album is supposed to be "better than Thriller" then one of the songs would have AT LEAST made the top 200 on iTunes. I listened to part of the album and it just sounds like she's trying to be a mix of Britney Spears, maybe a little Lady Gaga, but nothing original. And its' boring.
I realize that she is making these wild claims in order to get publicity for her CD, but she just comes off looking pathetic. If she and Spencer really spent all their money on this, look for a divorce in their future. I don't think the "Speidi Marriage" can survive being broke and a laughing stock at the same time.
Yikes lol this is kind of sad, shame on you Spencer for what you did to this girl
What a complete tool.
as much as her music sucks and will fail, your big news will fail even more.
mario, you keep putting yourself in a glass house and are continuing to forget to dress in the basement
Thriller?
Shes totally delusional……
Micheal probably rejected better stuff than Heidi could ever write. In fact, he could write better shit in his coffin.
She's so delusional I almost feel sorry for her.
The only thing this worthless pu$$y has in common with MJ is the plastic surgery. I wish she and Spencer, the Kardashians and the Hilton's would board a Greyhound bus and drive off a cliff in Malibu. Now that would be reason to celebrate!
Jesus hates untalented whores Heidi.
LMFAO!!! The fact that she is even comparing her talentless screechy music to MJ is enough to make people want to forget about her…FAST. Bitch please, why do you think that E news and online stopped reporting on you and your ugly leech of a husband? Hmm? Because the fans asked them not to! What does that tell you smartie??? Us fans could care less, so please go back to cave/hole you crawled from and stay there!
Her crappy music will never hold up to MJ.. She is smoking something thats for
Thriller????!!! Ahhaha LOL. The record after ”Thriller” is Michael Jackson's ”Bad”. It's beeen 25 years, and Heidi thinks she will break those records?
This girl is so delusional..! Drop the pills, honey!
I didn't know who she was until I started reading gossip sites. Yeah… sure, she'll make her money back ten fold. /sarcasm
Is this fake, obnoxious, tranny still around?
ummm. yea right…. shes not gonna make shit. shes stupid. no talent. no brains. no heart. nothing. just plain stupid. ignorant. and selfish. dumb bitch needs to get a REAL life.
I cant believe she actually thinks this! After the name she made for herself on the Hills, why would anyone be interested in buying her album? She is dilusional.
First: her album sucks. Second: what about the money she spend in all those plastic surgeries? Third: her album won't make any impact. In one year or so no one will remember that she's a "singer".
I wouldn't even download her music illegally…
Such lofty aspirations for such little talent. Wait…make that NO TALENT AT ALL. LOL Thriller please
This chick is so delusional it's actually embarassing. I mean, come on - comparing yourself to MJ & Britney when no one even liked the shitty songs you previously released??? Come on. Heidi - you need a brain transplant because the wind is whistling between those fake ears of yours. I'm really looking forward to seeing her flop - like really really really.
DELUSIONAL party of 1… DELUSIONAL party of 1…
Delusion of Grandeur !!! Helloooo who is living on planet Lala? The only thing that is close to thriller is the contrast - that this will do so magnificently bad that it's stay on the charts will be as swift as a fart.
**** THRILLER !?/ SERIOUSLY??? JUST STOP NOW BEFORE YOU MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER ASS OF YOURSELF *****
I think it is the drugs she has been taking after that surgery-gone-wrong of hers. Poor thing, needs help.
Fifty-one comments and yet none of them are showing up yet…typical. First, she has no clue what she's talking about. The record making process has become more drawn-out over the years, not the other way around. In the heyday of records, the 60's, artists spent mere days and weeks recording albums and usually put out several albums a year because of this fact. To sound as egotistical as Heidi for a moment, I am classically trained and have a degree in music, so I know what I'm talking about. I hate it when people who know nothing about music try to act like they know everything. Hopefully when she finally goes broke from this album bombing we won't have to see or hear about them anymore.
Her album and THRILLER should not even be mentioned in the same sentence and why is it that she find ways to compare herself to major artists such as Britney Spears judging from her last video and performance shes not even close and shes not the only person in the world paying for their album shes jus the only one wasting their money
How did she become so superficial and self-important? Oh, that's right, people actually payed attention to her for her stupidity at one time. Too bad she doesn't realize, or doesn't care, that she is indeed a joke. She and her husband are so pathetic. Total wannabes…and it's not even entertaining, it's annoying. :/ Bleh…no more reports on these guys PLEASE.
How in the name of god can this skank have 2 million when she`s never done one days worth of work?
I like the part where she said the world will see a whole new Heidi because now she looks like a whole old Heidi. After her plastic surgery she now looks like the typical 40 year old Hollywood has been star who had surgery to look like she was in her mid-20s, and Heidi isn't even in her mid-20s yet. Way to go Grandma!
Heidi may have put more time, money and "effort" into her album, but Michael Jackson and Britney Spears are stars with millions (possibly billions) of fans. No one cares for this reality whore loser.
World Cup??? Doubtful.
Proof. Read.
For her sake i REALY hope this is all a joke. That she doesnt think of herself as that serious of an artist or even a good artist. It was funny before but the plactic surgery and comparting your album to Thriller and spendning all that money that was earned from fights with Lauren and the gang on your album. It's sad. It's clear that she has mental problems and it's not even funny. It's just plain SAD.
Thriller is the sixth studio album by American recording artist Michael Jackson. The album was released on November 30, 1982 by Epic Records as the follow-up to Jackson's critically and commercially successful 1979 album Off the Wall. Thriller explores similar genres to those of Off the Wall, including funk, soul, pop, easy listening, R&B, rock and post-disco music.
With a production budget of $750,000, recording sessions took place between April and November 1982 at Westlake Recording Studios in Los Angeles, California.[13] Assisted by producer Quincy Jones, Jackson wrote four of Thriller's nine tracks. In just over a year, Thriller became—and currently remains—the best-selling album of all time, with estimated sales 100-110 million copies worldwide, as well as the best-selling album in the United States. Seven of the album's nine songs were released as singles, and all reached the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100. The album won a record-breaking eight Grammy Awards at the 1984 Grammys. - Wikipedia
Re: Brainbug – I dont know why but that made me laugh really hard.
Absolutely fucking delusional. How is she so tapped to think that any overproduced auto-tuned-to-death songs could even hold up to any kind of high standard, especially one set by thriller?!?!? Perez, please stop posting about her, her plastic surgery and her good-for-nothing husband because the more and more I read about them on here leads me more and more to consider leaving your site.
Heidi, see you in "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" soon! You are koo-koo!
I am seriously and genuinely concerned that she is "not all there". . .WOW! So sad!
Hahahahhahaha….I can't stop laughing!!! She is crazy!! No one has been able to beat Thrillers record and she can?? Michael must be laughing at her from heaven !! She is just plan dumb!! The only talent she has is being able to walk in a straight line!!
Money doesn't buy talent, you nobody. Who the fuck is this girl??
What a mess she is.. Poor thing really thinks she is good!
Oh well this should put an end to her once and for all…
Was she dropped when she was a baby? Perez your definitely waiting for that album to come out and laugh at her face when the numbers come in. HAHAHAHAHAHAH poor thing!
so funny. cant wait to see the crazy record sales! hahaha.
This dumb bitch is actually comparing her album to Thriller??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh Heidi!
LOOOOOOOOLLLL! This is hilarious keep on dreaming looser!
hahahahahahahahahah…bahahahahahahah thats so funny I almost can wait…. THIS is going to be as funny as Eminem getting Brunos ass in the face…… but crushing her sad pathetic self absorbed dreams…. I want a front row seat. tee hee
You’re delusional, you’re delusional,Girl you’re losing your mind, It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know..Why you wasting our time?
pop history the same way paris hiltons did? go down in pop music history for the worst shit the world has scene. i listern to the clip and had to turn it off the first minuet my ears started bleeding
During all those plastic surguries did they remove part of her brain ?
Who the fuck is going to buy her shiteous music !!
Enough space has been wasted on this fucking whore.
I never saw anyone more delusional in all of showbiz. She's quickly making me forget how idiotic her husband is. Sad.
Poor Baby.. Keep drinking the cool-aid honeybunch.
I thought i would investigate so i listened to the album on itunes.
Blackout wasnt to horrific.
The rest was utter bollocks…
OMG she is so stupid. She seriously spent $2 mil to make her shitty album? Did it ever occur to her that if she were so talented and making an album up there with Thriller tht she wouldn't need to do it independently with her devilish husband? If she were that good, a record company would have put her on their label and paid for the album themselves.
I got major LOLs out of her comment that she's going to make all of that money back the first week her album comes out. KEEP DREAMING, AIRHEAD.
Oh and she looks even more digusting than ever with her plastic surgery. Yeah I'm sure God loves someone who constantly goes under surgery to change their physical appearance. dumbest bitch ever.
Where in the world did she come up with 2 million dollars?
Some poor idiot obviously is bankrolling her, and it isn't her useless husband.
Girl, nobody likes you or your music. I think you just broke yourself for nothing because I highly doubt you are going to make much of that money back. lol I wouldn't buy the album if it were the last album left in the entire world. You can't sing. Period.
Kinda reminds me when Terence Trent Darby thought his debut album was better and would have more of a cultural impact than Sgt. Pepper.
God Spencer has completely rubbed off on her, they are now both the dumbest most delusional people on earth. I don't see how they don't get that the whole world thinks their a joke. Both completely delusional. Keep spending ur money honey cuz u'll never make it back! Can't wait till yall go broke and get the hell out of the news cuz nobody really cares about u
omfgggg what a stupid bitch!! is she really that delusional to even come close to compairing herself to britney spears?? bitch plzzz and i didnt listen to the clip perez had there b/c i knew it was such fucking shit lmaoo….what a waste of $$
please stop giving this little piece of crap and her loser husband the attention they so desperately crave. you've done a great job of ignoring tila nguyen and denying her attention, why not do the same with these scumbags?
remember that small group - what were they called - oh yes, the beatles. they used to put out multiple albums a year. but heidi - she's true talent, and that takes TIME baby
is this girl on crack cocaine?!
pretty balsy even THINKING about being CLOSE to the same league as Michael Jackson. wow.
uhoh… we've lost another one to the cuckoo's nest
Just cause you take time and spend money doesn't mean your songs are good, timeless classics.. OR that it buys you talent.
She's atrocious.
Going to make her money back in one week, ROFL!!! I certainly hope you got permission from YAZOO to rip off their song "Situation", which you now call "Body Language". Wonder what other songs you're trying to call your own now. Seriously, if anyone spends any money on this bitch they're TEN TIMES retarded!!!
can they go away already?
"I'm very excited for the world to see a whole new Heidi"……is she talking about her new "cat lady" look? I'm not excited to look at her at all. She's looks terrible.
"Now it's more manufactured"……so sythasizing your voice so it sounds nothing like your crap-tastic real voice ISN'T manufactured? Are we sure this girl is 23 and not 13? She sucks and now she has the looks to go with it.
Sweet Jesus this child is delusional…
I do not care for her bubblegum variety of pop nor do I care for her ever evolving plastic face/body….
How can one be so naiive?
Someone needs to pop the pink bubble she is living in so taht she might see everything clearly for once.
Good for her having her hopes high, but too bad when they'll come crashing down.
Honestly, there's nothing wrong shooting for Britney or Michael, but she CANNOT compare herself to them. Just because she put in the hard work, supposedly like Michael & Britney, doesn't make it to their level. I cannot wait for it to come out so it can FAIL. But then her stupid husband is going to have something to say.