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Simon, PEREZ Is Available!!!! Not Her!

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Give us a ring!

Simon Cowell is trying to persuade Victoria Beckham to appear as a judge on the upcoming American version of The X Factor, but Posh is claiming that she might be a bit too busy. A source says:

"Victoria told Simon she needs time to think about it as she is so busy with her fashion work right now. Looking at her hectic schedule, some of the dates mooted could be problematic as David is away, so she wants to work from home and look after the kids.

"Simon is incredibly charming so who knows. they did have a long conversation and although Victoria thinks he will be too manic to commit, she loved her time on the Idol panel."

We understand, Vicky. You have that fashion empire to tend to and 3 little boys!

Like we said Simon, PEREZ is available and we're awaiting your phone call!

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120 comments to “Simon, PEREZ Is Available!!!! Not Her!”

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  1. 1

    In a gays is fun to be around way i can see Perez on X Factor but then again he's a women basher / not too hip hop friendly



  2. 2

    Victoria is sooooo boring!!!



  3. 3

    Just no…



  4. 4

    VB looks so unhealthy - too skinny and head way too large. And she's all shiny - especially her Botox-infused forehead. All her hard work and DB STILL cheats on her. Sad.
    *
    Perez needs to realize he is the joke of Hollywood. No one wants him on TV in a regular gig. He's pulling a Heidi Montag delusional moment here. Ha ha ha ha.



  5. 5

    That's all tv needs is your fug mug!



  6. 6

    there u go WHORING yourself out again! LOVE IT!



  7. 7

    keep waiting for that phone call buddy, lol. cause u r gonna be waiting for a while. They are just not that into you, haha. Come on perez your like a D-lister, D=douchbag



  8. 8

    Shuttup you pigshit ,your just a blogger stop taking yourself so seriously .

  9. terp says – reply to this


    9

    The only thing this bitch needs to be on is weight gainers



  10. 10

    HAHAHA! You are pathetic, Perez! Quit begging like that- it's sad!



  11. 11

    get a grip…no one is going to call you because no one LIKES you. you are just another obnoxious z-lister who is constantly self-promoting, a la heidi and spencer.



  12. 12

    okay, Perez is in no way qualified to be a judge. Sorry, but true.



  13. 13

    If Perez gets on American Idol, I swear to God I'm not ever gonna watch that show ever again! I mean… This is a guy who idolizes Gaga and tried to promote Sliimy… He obviously lacks everything it takes to get such a job…



  14. 14

    You f-ing think Simon would hire you. You'll have a bitch fit like you did on that news show and that celebrity rapper show. Remember that, report the gossip and quit trying to become more famous. You attention whore.

  15. Laury says – reply to this


    15

    Wow, Perez. Could you be any more desperate? Face it, douche, no one wants you on the X Factor.



  16. 16

    Wow you are so desperate!!!!



  17. 17

    desperate isnt a good look, perez



  18. 18

    Will you be harassing X-Factor contestants about their gay marriage views too (and vote against them when they disagree with you)? At any rate Victoria was reticent and boring as an AI guest judge, so I wouldn't think talent shows would be a very good full-time gig for her.



  19. 19

    D00D nobody really thinks u are THAT important perez. U have shitty taste in everything. every time u think a song is FAB it sucks. except for that leona lewis "i just wanna be happy" (dont know real title) that one was good, every other one i have seen u c*m over has SUCKED. u have no taste, dress as ugly as gaga, no one cares about u. esp. not Sir Simon!! haha keep dreaming



  20. 20

    For the life of me, I can't see what that lovely soccer player sees in that twig of a woman. I can't believe she had three kids. She's just bone.



  21. 21

    it's not going to happen Perez; you need class and tact to be on that show.



  22. 22

    Desperate much?



  23. 23

    Don't hold your breath Mario.



  24. 24

    eat something Vbecks…please!



  25. 25

    DO you really think anyone will chose you for anything again? YOu have no talent, no sense of music, your sense of fashion screams you are trying to hard and quite frankly your an asshole. Simon maybe an asshole but does it in a classy way. Perez, I hope your intestines start leaking.



  26. 26

    I am looking forward to this show, but if they "pick" you, I'm out. You have no sense of fashion and are a media whore! *spits*



  27. 27

    Hmm, Perez, and what musical background do you hold??



  28. 28

    I never liked her until Idol…it surprised me!



  29. 29

    Oh fuck off. The ratings will plummet quicker than Leno's with you in the chair.



  30. 30

    Keep dreamin' bb. Nobody wants to see your ugly mug on TV. You are only great in your own mind.



  31. 31

    She showed little personality as a guest judge on AI, and she didn't add any useful comments.



  32. 32

    She's too BUSY and too SKINNY! I wouldn't want you to be the idol JUDGE PEREZ SORRY! I just think YOUR ONE SIDED!



  33. 33

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  34. 34

    just fuck off. i'd rather see Posh than your fat face Perez

  35. a says – reply to this


    35

    what the hell man you bash the bitch Kate Gosling for saying she wanted to do dancing with the stars (you said she was bagging for a job) and look you doing the same fucking thing. I smell a hypocrite!



  36. 36

    You won't get in because you are always bringing polotics into everything and making dumbass remarks that insult the right…..which is over 100 million people. The company that broadcast the show knows that. You on X-Factor would give the show and station a bad name, considering it's also the shows first season in America.



  37. 37

    She looks bulimic.



  38. 38

    This would be a good idea if the contestants were allowed to assault the judges if they didn't agree with their opinion.



  39. 39

    i would seriously stop watching idol if he got on.



  40. 40

    No one would watch if you were on the show, your a big douche remember ?



  41. 41

    Although you can be a dickhole sometimes I think you'd be a great judge on the show



  42. 42

    Keep 'awaiting'. There is absolutely no reason why you would or should be a judge on AI or anything else. You have no qualifications other than jumping on the Lady Gaga bandwagon after she was already known.



  43. 43

    Like he'd want you as a judge perez..



  44. 44

    Simon Cowell has made a living by identifying talent and building stars.
    We see him weekly on American Idol, judging talent. One can safely assume he has come to the same conclusion with you….a talentless, hateful, annoying, boor.



  45. 45

    YOU STUPID DOUCHE BAG..SIMON WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS HIRE YOU TO DO X-FACTOR,HE WOULDNT WANT YOU TO TURN IT INTO A GAY RIGHTS SOAPBOX..STUPID ASS,YOU WOULD SINGLEHANDIDLY FLUSH X-FACTOR DOWN THE TOILET.



  46. 46

    Victoria was worse than Paula - UGH!!! please do not put her on any show in the future!



  47. 47

    Your hourglass is definitely running out. You are so desperate to be famous and excepted. Face up to reality ,you are not talented in the celebrity arts. Your becoming pathetic. Someone else wrote you are becoming Heidi and Spencer. My God, what true words..



  48. 48

    Go for it !!! Great idea !!! Don't expect a large salary to start, but you'd have to show what you're worth, and who knows !!!



  49. 49

    Someone needs to remind Perez that his only redeeming quality is making people have a deep desire to punch him in the skull.



  50. 50

    I'd watch if Victoria were a permanent fixture! (Or you!) :)



  51. 51

    Quickest way to kill a shows ratings? Hiring Perez to be on it… in any form… judge, contestant, resident gay. Seriously, you swing from the nuts of both stimpy… err… I mean sliimy and gaga's nuts as well and refer to yourself in the 3rd person… some serious mental issues there.



  52. 52

    She was soooooooooooooo uninspiring on IDOL. Totally a waste of air time. Go back to starving yourself, ya skinny skank !



  53. 53

    Perez, you are a BLOGGER who makes your money by talking shit about ACTUAL famous people. Please, tell me how the FUCK you qualify to judge music? Not only that, but the poop that you reccommend and post on your site is all gay bubblegum cheesy ass pop that would never actually make it into the charts. That just shows you don't even have TASTE in music, letalone not being qualified to judge music. Oh, and there's also the small fact that, Perez, America hates you. People aren't going to watch the show if you're on it. The ones that do will complain. Also, you are WAY too judgemental of people and hypocritical to be able to go on a show like this. Also, how more fucking DESPERATE can you be? God.

    Get over yourself man. You suck. People hate you. You're not qualified to be a judge and that is a fact. You are a BLOGGER. Stick to what you do, which is laze around at a computer all day talking poop about other people's lives. Yeah man, I believe what I forgot here was a big, massive FUCK YOU.

  54. ap076 says – reply to this


    54

    From what I saw of her in the Idol tryouts in Boston, a used matchstick could have done a better job.



  55. 55

    she was O.K nice and all on AI but she must!must!must!stop all that crazy tanning she looked so strange.



  56. 56

    perez no one wants to see a smug self important idiot like you on tv. simon cowell is more than enough



  57. 57

    If she joins the show…..I won't miss one episode. They should really think about that when they have V Becks fans. OMG…..I LOVE HER!!!! That is a profit they can't think about dismissing!!



  58. 58

    If she joined….I wouldn't miss an episode!!!! I mean…not one. She's so fabosh!!!! I LOVE HER!! They should think about that when they are casting people as judges. This woman will bring in so many women and men that just want to watch her. MY IDOL!



  59. 59

    Perez, I think they want high rating for that show.
    Therefore, there is no way in hell they'd let you on.

    That would be quite masochistic of them, not to mention cruel… especially for us that watch in HD.



  60. 60

    stop groveling you fat fuck, youre not getting the job



  61. 61

    she does have a lot going on, but I would love to see her commentary. she's just so interesting to me. LOVE YOU VICTORIA!



  62. 62

    im pretty sure simon wants someone with taste in music..and youve proven many MANY times that you DONT.



  63. 63

    BITCH eat some dinner!!!!



  64. 64

    did anyone notice that her comments on AI were all about how the person looked or what they were wearing…nothing about their musical talent. oh, because she has no musical talent ! she's as useless as tits on a bull. go eat a sandwich mrs beckham.



  65. 65

    wow perez you sound liek Heidi and you'r not famous



  66. 66

    Yeah gee that's a hard choice…Victoria Beckham, one half of the most famous couple in the world, former member of the at-one-time most famous pop group in the world..or Perez…gossip blogger.

    You're right Perez, I can *totally* see how they're having trouble with this! *eye roll*



  67. 67

    Desperate much? You're worse than that Gosslin bitch.



  68. 68

    Stop begging Mario…. it's pathetic…. plus there's no chance in hell they would ever consider having you on. Go back to making your crappy little cartoons.



  69. 69

    perez, you wouldn't know musical talent if it bit you in the ass.



  70. 70

    I saw her on American Idol the other night & she was the sweetest person. I agree, she needs to gain some weight, but I wouldn't mind her being a judge [:

  71. Bytch says – reply to this


    71

    I hope you area reading this, Perez, but sorry. You burned your chance at hosting anything by turning the beauty competition into a circus of gay rights and you having a tantrum about a woman stating her opinion that happened to disagree with yours. I think the public and media have learned that you can't make anything entertaining without making it all about gay rights and yourself. Take a note from Ellen. She is gay but that is not ALL her fame is based on, there is more to her person than her orientation, and she doesn't use the media as avenues to stir controversy about it!!!!



  72. 72

    u know nothing about music…pls.



  73. 73

    As someone above said, YOUR 15 minutes is almost up perez, your getting less site hits every month, and soon you'll be working at walmart, karma.



  74. 74

    i had to explain to my boyfriends mother who the fuck you were because i left her computer browser on your site and you were talking shit about Kristie/kirstie Allley.
    Wish me luck trying to explain why the FUCK your tone deaf fat ass is judging people on her favorite show.

    oy…i'd rather see it cancelled then. That show has run its course, let people go back to the old fashioned hard way of getting famous….aka… sleeping your way to the top….



  75. 75

    looks like a fuckin alien



  76. 76

    yeah get real. like he would even think one second about hiring you. whoever gets simons job is going to get a lot of hate from you right?



  77. 77

    Re: a

    so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  78. 78

    Re: Fucktard – Especially if they were underage boys!



  79. 79

    Sometimes i do thinky you're just saying these things to be funny, but now it's seems too ral, and its pathetic lol.



  80. 80

    i meant too real.



  81. 81

    Sorry, Perez. This plea won't fly. You blew it BIG TIME with your one and only judging gig. Judges are hired for objectivity between differing factions, opinions; they're supposed to diffuse controversy, not create it. And that's how you blew your big chance. You created an enormous media spectacle and "faboosh" controversy because you were NOT objective; you hijacked the program for your own agenda. Do you really believe that another program would risk your recorded lack of objectivity by hiring you to be a judge?



  82. 82

    Why on fucking earth would you be considered a judge? You are in no way anyone important. You dont write music or produce hit singles and you damn sure cant sing. Your fucking unimportant. Your a mean loser who gets off on being mean to people who've never done anything to you. Your a jealous bitch because all your good at is being a little dick prick.



  83. 83

    stop begging on your own site, I doubt he reads your blog and it makes you sound extremely pathetic.



  84. 84

    MMMMMMMMMMM…………….NO!!!!!!!!



  85. 85

    She needs to blot the oily forehead of hers

  86. nuage says – reply to this


    86

    its going to be a talent show, perez. are you looking for another opportunity to bash somebody's beliefs oRe: schutte – hahaha i was thinking the same thing



  87. 87

    Re: blahblah12 – I love it! Perez is a loser. After the beauty pagent, I seriously doubt any show would want him to judge. Perez's days are limited, thank God!!!!!!!!!!!!



  88. 88

    umm, Perez, I like you, but as someone who cares for you, I think I should tell you, NO.

    thing is, after the whole Miss USA I don't think people want you as a judge. while I agree Prejean was a shithead, your reaction was so out of the moment and negative, it was a bad reflection. take some of the suggestions and try and concentrate on some of the things you're working on already.



  89. 89

    She could be the new Paula, I mean she's so nice and compliments people on what they wear heehee



  90. 90

    i think she's adorable and charming. I don't get why there was so much negative feedback about her on Idol.



  91. 91

    GOOD LORD, NO NO NO NO NO!!! PLZ STAY IN UR LITTLE CORNER OF SUCK, MARIO!!!

  92. mdamm says – reply to this


    92

    perez, you are delusional! no one wants you on tv. please!



  93. 93

    NO NO NO NO NO. Stick to what you are doing now. You hate way too much on people for no reason. I can't see you being fair at all



  94. 94

    i like her, but y in the world would simon want her? she was terrible on ai. boring and quiet.



  95. 95

    VB would be great!



  96. 96

    Perezzie you need to be on the show!!! Go get it boy!



  97. 97

    ha! get a grip perez! if simon cowell wanted you, he would have called you first. so go die. asshole. plus you would let only guys through the 1st round coz u are SEXIST and only ever slag off women.



  98. 98

    She was terrible on AI. She also looks unhealthy. Seems like everyone but Americans like her. I once went to a focus group for a well know magazine and they had a cover with her on it. It got the lowest score of all covers! People HATED her!



  99. 99

    PEREZ'S PICTURE IS UNDER THE DEFINITION OF "FAME WHORE" IN THE DICTIONARY. HE IS THE ORIGINAL AND BEST FAME WHORE OUT THERE! THAT'S WHY HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT THEM AND ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE ALSO FAME WHORES, OR THEY WOULDN'T BE HANGING OUT WITH HIM AT ALL. GO SUCK SOME MORE DICK PEREZ, SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU A JOB…



  100. 100

    Well, I loved her as a judge this week… in fact my entire family did. Hire her.

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