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Snooki Has Landed!

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Get ready to fist pump El Lay because Snooki is in town!

The Guidette dined at STK for dinner, then headed to Voyeur for the launch of the Vida sex toy. Nothing like some meat followed by simulated, electronic meat.

Keep the bump held high! We'll be Snookin' for you!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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50 comments to “Snooki Has Landed!”



  1. 1

    Love her!



  2. 2

    Is Perez giving this girl the Aubrey O'Day treatment? Keeping her in the headlines to boost her "career" ? Seriously, Aubrey was part of Danity Kane so I can understand that… but really? I'm *really* surprised by P's reporting on Snooki… unless he knows something we don't.



  3. 3

    LOVE SNOOKI!



  4. 4

    I wonder if she put on a little "show" using the new toy?



  5. 5

    lmao snooki rox

  6. Wrenn says – reply to this


    6

    Look at her carrying that Coach bag as if she's stylin'. Coach is the poor girl's Gucci!!! FOOL!!!!!

  7. BD4ME says – reply to this


    7

    Maybe it's time to quit reporting on people MTV churns out. It seems like an addiction to this website - and sadly they are uninteresting, atrocious people who think that being on a 'reality' show is the same as acting.



  8. 8

    There goes Coach.

  9. odile says – reply to this


    9

    umm ew.



  10. 10

    Buy a new purse already you cheap ass bitch.



  11. 11

    short fat annoying looking bitch with too much orange spray tan…my god perez STOP!



  12. 12

    what a hideous looking gutter pig. she probably has every std known to man and then some new ones no one has even heard of. It's called a diet b itch! Introduce yourself to one sometime.



  13. 13

    fuckin waste of my air



  14. 14

    L.A. can have her, she'll fit right in with all you simpleton's.

  15. ap076 says – reply to this


    15

    She certainly seems way ahead of her cast-mates in terms of milking her time in the spotlight.



  16. 16

    Ohhh SHIT! Here we go again… this shit is gonna go to her head… and when its all over, we'll be seeing her on "I'm a Celebrity, Get me outta Here!"



  17. 17

    She carries that same Coach bag in every damn photo. but I hear she's saving up for a Dooney & Burke.



  18. 18

    Ditch the STUPID Coach bag!!!! Try something that matches duh.



  19. 19

    if anyone happens to run into her, please kick her over for me. *just look for an orange bowling pin with a cheap purse…



  20. 20

    Perez may I remind you this is a celebrity blog, and she's no celeb…just a famewhore that doesn't deserve to be in the spotlight. It sucks that you bag on working actors that are "D" list but still working and you make fun of them but she hasn't worked for it and yet your giving her a positive spot on your blog.



  21. 21

    STOP SHOVING THIS STUPID FUCK OF A BITCH DOWN OUR THROATS.



  22. 22

    why are her lips like that? she is such a freak!!!!!!!!!
    SNOOKI YOU PIG - WTF???? We'll all be laughing when your 15 minutes is Over — that's OVA to you - you Dope



  23. 23

    Snooki is a dog



  24. 24

    paleisthenewtan.com — check it out snooki you dog



  25. 25

    …~groan~…..pack this eye sore up with Heidi and Spencer and make it go away PLEASE……..



  26. 26

    dear Snooki,

    *If you see pigdick anywhere near your vicinity, Pls run the other way. I repeat, run the other way.
    **
    this fat fuck is just trying to get in on your fame.

    **
    blair2010



  27. 27

    I agree coach is a starter purse, you buy that before you can afford to buy gucci or that hideous LV people with no style buy. LV is tacky people that hideous monogram doesnt go with anything in your wardrobe.



  28. 28

    She needs to retire that FACTORY COACH PURSE! The damn thing is only around $120, which is prolly approx. the cost of her STK meal that she OBVIOUSLY doesn't need to be eating. Starve yourself honey and at least spend the $$ on a REAL Coach from an actual retail store and not some outlet store!



  29. 29

    In the standards of people besides Americans, Snooki is morbidly obese in my views…



  30. 30

    yea you could stfu now whore



  31. 31

    This is an art installation right??? Right??? RIGHT??????



  32. 32

    Who is this little turd?



  33. 33

    I guess her small stature makes sense- small brain, small girl.



  34. 34

    Also, who CARES if she has the same Coach bag? People are clearly not focusing on the REAL problem- idiots like her are becoming role models. WTF, America?



  35. 35

    adorable. completely perrfect, i love snooki!



  36. 36

    Love me some snookie!!!!



  37. 37

    I don't even watch the show but her pics keep cropping up and I just can't get past her fake fuglyness! What is with the beeshive? Didn't that go out in oh the 50's?



  38. 38

    What is your obsession with her? The girl is trash.



  39. 39

    I don't know why people keep complaining about reality stars being "fame whores" Why the fuck else would somebody go on tv? I love Snooki, and Jersey Shore is an entertaining show.



  40. 40

    Someone in here, I'm not sure who, said we should watch the show before making negative comments about it or that ugly Snook whatever person. Well I did. But I could only tolerate 5 minutes. Holy Fuck!This is what passes for entertainmant on TV these days?Time to stop watching TV. Quite possibly the worst five minutes of my life, even surpassing the last time I had a tooth extracted.And as for Snookum or whatever, I don't know what about her I dislike the most, her 60's style hairstyle, the fake tan or the fucked up face. Jesus, there's 5 minutes of my life I'll never have back.I'm not concerned about what she would think of my comments because that would require her to be able to read this, which I don't think she could do. Too many big words like concerned, require and read.



  41. 41

    question…if she is making all this money why the HELL is she rocking a coach bag????



  42. 42

    I changed my mind–I love Snookz!!!



  43. 43

    She looks like that girl from Hairspray!



  44. 44

    My favorite show.



  45. 45

    Go Shorty!!! lolz



  46. 46

    Re: MissyJune – Number one, you are an idiot.

    Who really cares that much about what purse she is carrying to the point where you get pissed off? I think all you people are jealous that she gets 15 min of fame for nothing….



  47. 47

    I wasn't aware sex toys had launch parties.



  48. 48

    I love Snookie's crazy ass!



  49. 49

    someone needs to kick her in her ugly face
    & deflate her gross hair!



  50. 50

    Snookie still carrying that same coach bag!!!! She's making money now you'd think first thing she'd buy would be a new designer bag! Coach is not even expensive might as well buy a walmart bag! so embarrassing!