It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Somebody came up with the brilliant idea to transform some kids into a pint-sized version of the Jersey Shore cast and then film it!
It's actually pretty accurate, especially Snooki and her poof.
Watch the mini guidos and guidettes bring the LOLz in the clip (above)!