Don't Be Tardy For The Party!

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   I like them P.

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   damn mario, you're fucking ugly

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   Just have to say…good job on taking better care of yourself Perez. You're looking quite well!

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   I'll be so glad when women realize those manicures are over. Pretty hand that looks as if there's a large flathead screwdriver attached to her thumb.

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   Why do you
   keep making
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   You look like
   a fucking retard
   when you do that
   with your mouth
   and show your 400
   crooked horse teeth

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   lol tardy for the party

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   Nice neck acne

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   I see she got some more plastic surgery. How HILARIOUS that she wants people to believe she's 31, what a JOKE.

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   Someone is looking thinner and much hotter

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    Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love vintage eyewear! I hate, hate, hate that ugly, annoying, non-talented housewife bitch!!!! Have you heard her "song?" I mean, have you HEARD it???? GAG!!!! It's the end of the world if people are actually listening to that revolting, screeching shit! I hope her plastic surgery gets infected and she withers away nice and slow.

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    You're looking great, and your natural hair color would look SOOOOO much better… no pink, no blonde, back to natural!!

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    they are pretty cool tbh

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    mal123 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    youre looking so trim! great job!

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    silly.

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    I know this is the wrong forum but Thank you for the clips on GAGA on the Oprah Winfrey show , I love and hate this website but there is no doubt about it , Gaga is very talented and an amazing actress. After she sang parts of the song Speechless , i was hit by an emotion so pure it brought me to tears . Loved it. No Wonder you are so proud of yourself for bringing her to the masses. Ip.s. love the glasses and you look very handsome.

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    What's that vomit on top of Kim?

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    Phibes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Those lesions on your lips - are they herpes or eczema?

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    Eww, as if.

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    Are you back on meth perez?

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    Kayye says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    loveee you and the frames… kims lips are gross!

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    smashleigh44 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    those glasses make you look like a bigger tool than you already are.

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    plain jane jones says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    stop with that face already, perez.

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    We all know you are OBSESSED with Lady Gag-a Perez, but do u have to make that annoying ass face in every pic u take???

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    Perez is FABULOUS once again!! xoxo

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    Kim is pretty tardy.

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    What a gigantic head you have lol

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    You look so silly when you make that face.

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    Damn, there's a lot of hateful, rude, antisocial people on the net, and they all seem to visit your website, Mario. But you know, you receive from the world what you give to it. Chickens eventually come home to roost.
    Dean Koontz was right. The internet is the devil's playground.

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    As a youth, I was cautioned not to make weird faces lest my face froze that way. In your case Pumpkinhead, that seems to have happened.

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    You actually look good with glasses.

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    sharre says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she is creepy to me for some reason.

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    Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You look like a retarded horse. I will call you Daisy instead of Pansy.

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    YOU LOOK LIKE A FABDOUCHE

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    Now THAT…is the kind of trash I expect to see you with.
    Birds of a feather and all that.
    How did a Latino become white trash??

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    gross.

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    What a cute picture!!! She is so cute!

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    wow, amazing, oh wait, amazabells, two fucking idiots in a pic together!

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    She looks great!

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    I'm half kicked in the ass and my eyes feel like they're on fire from looking at your donkey ass face Perez

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    your both ugly as shit and cant sing.

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    That's a good picture of you, Perez.

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    Kim looks different here but older too.

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    That bitch's song is annoying as Hell

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    FUNNY…..ALL THE HOUSEWIVES ARE WORTHLESS …DESPERATE TRASHY TRAMPS UNTIL THERES A PHOTO OPP FOR PEREZ……..

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    Seriously, you are really ugly. Did anyone else notice that his whole enormous head couldn't fit in the picture frame? And please, stop making that assinine face, you look like a rabies infected bat that's going bald.
    Who ever you handed this site to really sucks, I come here just to read the comments, a lot of them a quite entertaining. You blew it fat boy, everything you get involved with turns to shit and fails, now you even fucked up your own blog. Tic toc tic toc tic toc, your time is almost up Porky, 14 minutes and counting.

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    It always cracks me up when you try to look like a tough guy!My six year old could club you to death with his light saber!

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    I really like you with glasses, Perez. Honestly, you look good in this picture.

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    That head gigantism - is that contagious pig-vomit? Or is that what they call meth-head?

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    you are the ugliest mother-fucker ever born. just disgusting.

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    Kim is hot. I wonder how her kids will turn out??

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    You are one ugly M-F'er.

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    saw them at d club last nite …lol….what a joke….talking of
    z listers..wow…2 loosers dont make a winner…on a good note i must admit she looks better and younger in person…..!!!!!!

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    Wow

    Please do everyone a favor and never make that face again or wear those glasses…well, at least not around a camera

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    THE IDIOT IS ON THE LEFT! FIGURE MOST OF YOU'S KNEW THAT, HAHA.

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    is that a cocaine themed shirt?

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    You look like the Grinch when you make that face.

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    is she a jersey housewife.

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    I'm sorry Perez… those reaaaally look like Perv glasses.
    Straight out of the pedophile glasses youtube video.

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    You look too SKINNY, my dear!!!!!!! (but also fab!)
    -Christy

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    Holy fucked up face! WHY did she do that to her face?! She was rough looking to begin with, but good god she really went to far with the procedures!

    Nice glasses.

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    You look like a Pedophile in those glasses!!

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    Don't trip on her damn lips P!

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    Are you a 15 year old attention whore scene bitch or is that you being your normal self?

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    she is one of the ugliest of the housewives…she looks forty something. and what is with her lips? couldn't big poppa afford his whore a good plastic surgeon?

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    dont you mean "Perez in an honorary asshole!!!" ? and the frames make you look like just what you are allways doing; trying too hard to be 'it'…btw,i tghought it was very telling that Lady Gaga did not mention you AT ALL on Oprah when she was asked who here REAL friends were….lol…

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    My Perezcious DID NOT crop the photograph in order to conceal the fact that his hairline is receding! That's just how the picture turned out!!

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    Who's the idiot on the left?

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    PEREZ U LOOK HOTTT KEEP IT UP HOMESLICE

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    Take it from someone who doesn't like you anyway, and has nothing to lose by letting you continue to look so ridiculous… But I can't help it…You gotta lose those awful glasses….really awful….OMG could you look any worse in glasses? Call Elton he'll fix you up and maybe 'bumm' you in the process…

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    Is Perez ok? So skinny so quickly. Looks great, but he is withering away.

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    You look fabulous Perez!

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    Hot jawline Perez! Still getting fit I see!

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    Kim is great on RHOA, cute glasses too Perez

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    Kim is absolutely disgusting.

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    you look gross. seriously those are horrible.

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    Re: pissonperez – do you even know the entire meaning of that symbol? and i don't mean luck or Bahia.

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    You are looking so great Prezzers!! Keep up the amazing work… you're my inspiration! xoxoxo

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    If she's 30 that would make me a freaking Zygote!

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    Why did you go as Ugly Betty?

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    normal shirt>>>>>>>>>>>check
    normal hair>>>>>>>>>>>>check
    stupid glasses>>>>>>>>>>>check
    not hugging a tranny>>>>>>check
    but
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    OMG! WTF did she do to her face??? She is uglier than she was before.

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    Re: OhBeeotchPlease – - "Kim is pretty tardy". LMAO!

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    you look like a retarded moose on meth perez.

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    this is a really cute picture

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    Fug Fug Fug! You talk about Fergie's meth face you seem to have it!

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    New low even for you Perez. I thought you had better taste than to hang out like that with the like of her. ugghhhh YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK

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    I love this !! It's gorgeous!! you look good love the shades and you look like you've lost some weight

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    The lips, the lips dahhhling! (Amanda dear, go home!) The boy is cute

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    damn girl you are a skinny mini now good for you!!! THINSPIRATION baby!!

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    looking good, surprisingly, perez. good job getting in shape.

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    You look constapated rather than fierce.

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    Mario, you were beyond brave to stand so close to the near exploding lower lip.

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    Link does not work.

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    I want a T shirt with lines of cocaine all over it too!

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    love the sunners and love corey

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    Re: Dagger Dani – Finally someone noticed! Thats a tee from my line Dirty JAX. Perez has been supporting for some time now. He's one of the only celebs I've sent product who consistently makes an effort to get press wearing my shirts. Say what you want about him, he understands what its like to grind and makes an effort to give back. Google Dirty JAX to find out more about the line. Best.

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    is that really kim zolciak? omg she looks really DIFFERENT

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    KIM IS GOING TO SCREW HER FACE UP FOR REALZ IF SHE DOESN'T WATCH IT. THOSE LIPS ARE ALREADY FUCKED…STOP GIRL WHILE YOUR STILL SORTA AHEAD? ICKY-POO! PEREZ, YOUR AS UGLY AS ALWAYS…EVEN NEXT TO HER YOU LOOK HIDEOUS. YOU THINK YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OR SOMETHING?? YOU WISH, LOSER! ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YOUR MOUTH TO MAKE YOUR CHIN LOOK SMALLER??? EPIC FAILURE!

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    Re: Beach Bum – BECAUSE HE THINKS IT MAKES HIS CHIN LOOK SMALLER….LIKE THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN. HE HAS THE BIGGEST HORSEY CHIN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!

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     Re: wastedboy – YEAH, ITS HOW MANY LINES HE WATCHED LADY BLAH BLAH DO THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!