The Future Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand

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Does someone offer classes on how to smile for photos without looking like a creeper?

If they do, send the info to Russell Brand ASAP, before all of his wedding photos look like mugshots!

Russell and his fiancee, Katy Perry, attended the 3rd Annual Art Of Elysium 'Heaven' Gala Event in Beverly Hills last night.

Despite his crazy eyes, they do make the most adorable couple!

Don't U agree?

[Image via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Jan 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm / Email this  »

    87 comments to “The Future Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand”



    1. 1

      He looks like a crazed pirate. I bet he would be really handsome if he got rid of that hair and looked like he was living in this century.



    2. 2

      They kinda look alike…gross!



    3. 3

      fuck no they dont, she is way to pretty for that anus with legs



    4. 4

      he looks like charles manson!



    5. 5

      Ugh! If he looks like this now..Just imagine how ugly he'll be when he's older… lol :) and even worse fUgly talentless offspring lol



    6. 6

      Perez I'm tired about hearing about these two already. Publicity stunt.



    7. 7

      He looks like a metro Charles Manson..



    8. 8

      had an awesome workout today!! I'm gonna be feeling it tomorrow though :)



    9. 9

      I love them! They are a weird looking couple in a way but it's all good,LOL.



    10. 10

      He has
      her dickmatized
      with that
      crazy ass stare down.



    11. 11

      She looks gorgeous in this picture and he reminds me of Charles Manson.



    12. 12

      WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHY YOU'RE NOT BASHING ON THEM FOR GETTING ENGAGED SO QUICKLY. NO JESTS ABOUT HOW THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL FAIL OR THEIR SHOT GUN ENGAGEMENT, NOTHING. YOU'RE SUCH A HIPPO. NO MATTER HOW CUTE A COUPLE THEY MAKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO BIASED BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR FRIEND.



    13. 13

      No I don't, he's a scumbag and she's a preacher's daughter…It just ain't right…Neither is this Butt Pirate blog of yours… Its the Devil's work, all of it! Did you make a deal with the Devil, Rezzo? Did he promise you fame and twinkies?



    14. 14

      Russell Brand is a mediocre comedian at best. His schtick is tired and he needs to try something else, and this just makes him look like a broke jack sparrow. But, hey, if they are in love more power to them. Katy Perry isn't that talented either.



    15. 15

      Perez I HATE YOU!!!! From all their pics you have chosen the worst in order to INSULT Russell…:(((( You are evil and idiot and not a REAL friend for Katy!! I have already seen MANY pics of them at that gala and they are BOTH BEAUTIFUL and they have a lot better pics!! And yes they are the MOST ADORABLE COUPLE!



    16. 16

      No, I don't agree.
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    17. 17

      awww they look good



    18. 18

      i think they're cuteee ! they seem happy together !



    19. 19

      he seriously looks like charles manson in this picture.



    20. 20

      Katy and Russell are both gorgeous!! But then at the end of the day what is important in a marriage mr Perez is the inside world of a person and not his/her outside.But, I suppose u don't agree with me mr Perez coz u are a very empty person to post sth like that…
      I love u Katy and Russell!!You are firstly beautiful people inside and that's all it matters!!



    21. 21

      Getting Married?!? How long have these two fools known each other???



    22. 22

      "…….before all of his wedding photos look like mugshots!" LMAOOOOO!!!!

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!!! PERRY LOOKS SOO GORGEOUS THERE AND HE LOOKS LIKE A BUG! BUT SHE LOVES HIM…SO WHO CARES..



    23. 23

      She is way more gorgeous than he is, but i can see why she likes him, something about long haired guys is sexxxy!



    24. 24

      lol what a creeper



    25. 25

      If we look at many blogs, websites and tabloids we will see THOUSANDS of beautiful pics of Russel from that Galal!!!But, for some reason Perez decised to post that image of Russell just to make fun of him…Is that journalism??



    26. 26

      No he is seriously fucking ugly. I don't know what she sees in him.. I thought he was gay before they were a couple!



    27. 27

      I love them as a couple, I hope it lasts! Hollywood is a bitch.



    28. 28

      Okay,she's HOT. But why does he look like Charlie Manson? Every pic I have seen him in,he looks like a psychopath!



    29. 29

      Imagine their wedding photos?



    30. 30

      Why is Katy wasting her life with this heroin addict? He's got track marks all over his body. His hair looks like a rat's nest. He's also the worst comedian ever. His jokes aren't even funny. They're just stupid, like him. In 2 years he'll be living off her money. He's an opportunistic loser like Simon Monjack– that guy who married Brittany Murphy to get his US citizenship.



    31. 31

      I love, love, love Russell, he's the funniest person in the world.

      His track record with women is awful, but when he kicked the drugs he stayed off them and got completely clean. So, even though most people will be doubters on this marriage, Russell seems to be big on willpower. Good luck to him, hope it lasts.



    32. 32

      they won't last a week.

    33. 6one9 says – reply to this


      33

      He is kind of creepy!!



    34. 34

      Adorable? No. And marrying a sex addict..bad idea.



    35. 35

      totally agree perez



    36. 36

      perezzzzz, i'm not sure about katy perry, but it really upsets me when females are called MRS. SOMEONE ELSE. she may end up changing her last name, but she is still katy! make up a name for them like you do for tomkat or brangelina at least!



    37. 37

      she could do way better, she's lovely, beautiful and funny. Russell isn't funny at all, his stand-up is unbearable, plus he's a womaniser, i'll give them 18months max!



    38. 38

      Wow, he looks like he wants to murder whoever took the photo



    39. 39

      Katy looks beautiful. He looks creepy. He's hot though.



    40. 40

      eeewwwwwwww creepy!!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT AGREE!



    41. 41

      He looks like Charles Manson.



    42. 42

      I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY ??? SHE'S HOT HE'S NOT….



    43. 43

      Re: Kimble – I'm no Katy Perry or Russel Crowe fan but he is WAY more famous than her, hes been around in the UK for a while and is extremely famous there, Katy Perry cannot sing and her music is so unoroginal and over produced, her 15 minutes will be up soon



    44. 44

      i dont know…he looks like….he reminds me of something i cant think of what tho!???! she looks good, well, her makeup does at least….ehhh these guys annoy me anyways get married perrybrand or katrussel

      hey! katrussel perrybrand!!!



    45. 45

      LOL! Not his best photo! Maybe a smile would make it less creepy. You know-I love them together! I bet it's the dirtiest, nastiest, best sex she ever had! LOL!



    46. 46

      They will make beyooootiful babies.



    47. 47

      Does Russell have an eye problem? Have never seen him a photograph where his eyes weren't bugged out….WTF



    48. 48

      i think she was desperate for love and he was desperate for press…. sad.

    49. Eve29 says – reply to this


      49

      He looks scary!



    50. 50

      He's coked out…they're cute tho, I wonder if they got together at the MTV Awards??? he hosted and was hollerin at her the whole time…



    51. 51

      Sorry but she chouldve done better. He just looks like white trash. :/



    52. 52

      Adorable? Uh yeah..maybe if the Charlie Manson look is your thing. She needs to helter skelter why she can.



    53. 53

      meth eyes



    54. 54

      Adorable? Yeah, in a Charles Manson/Susan Atkins kind of way. Maybe they'll have a kid and name it Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz, too.



    55. 55

      I think she's great - i think he's impregnating her to ruin her career and further his in the States - clever career move - As he's really controlling whatch him suck the life outta poor Katie



    56. 56

      she was desperate for love and he was desperate for press….sad



    57. 57

      Re: St00p!d BitchassnessRe: Nelly_In_SJ – In response to both of your comments that they shouldn't get engaged when they have been dating for such a short period, my parents only knew each other for a month and a half before they got engaged and they got married two months later. Yes, if you can do the math they only knew each other for three and a half months. And they have been happily married for twenty-one years this april. So please don't hate on people when you don't know the situation, you don't know them so really can you talk about them? Most likely ya'll have never experienced love, because it can in fact happen that quickly; so I kind of pity ya'll. Don't take it personally, just stating my opinion which everyone has a right to do. So please no mean/hurtful comments. (:



    58. 58

      if you mean in the way that they're BOTH TOTAL FUCKING HIDEOUS OBNOXIOUS Z-LIST IDIOTS NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A YEAR FROM NOW, then yes, they make a GREAT couple!



    59. 59

      He looks like Charles Manson in this pic… so creepy!



    60. 60

      she is way too pretty for him - she can do so much better



    61. 61

      Looks like Russell took his bath for the month, now the next annoying photo we see of these two he will look like his dirty, crusty self again.



    62. 62

      Adorable couple? There like beauty and the beast.



    63. 63

      MR. AND MRS DISGUSTING PIGS.



    64. 64

      They actually do look alike,same facial features and face shape.He is the male version of her and she is the female version of him



    65. 65

      Is he surprised or is that another plastic surgery gone wrong ?
      Or is he on WAY TOO MUCH COKE…?
      I wonder………………………………………..



    66. 66

      I Alwayz Knew Someone Like Katy Perry Wud Marry Dat Guy ;; Its Like A Match Made In A Sort Of Twisted Up Side Down Heaven TeeHee =D ;; I Wish Dem Luckk On Dat Marriaqqe Tho



    67. 67

      RE: cutiepie



    68. 68

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha creeper!! lol

    69. Sezzy says – reply to this


      69

      hes like an uglier version of cris angel. actually, they both are



    70. 70

      DISAGREE! Ulgh. Gross. I especially hate celebrity couples who get engaged when they've been dating less than a year. LAME!



    71. 71

      Re: judalon – I THINK I PEED!..LMAO!..THANK YOU FOR THE LAFF!



    72. 72

      she is dam hooooooot.check out her sexy video at w w w . u s e x e d . co m /sexy



    73. 73

      katy it's not too late!!



    74. 74

      perez- do a side by side w charlie manson! har har



    75. 75

      He looks like Charles Manson there…



    76. 76

      Knowing Russell, he was probably just having a laugh and trying to scare the photog, I wouldn't take it too seriously! I think they make a cool couple and Katy looks beautiful in that dress



    77. 77

      yur a meanie perez, they look zuperduper cute :)

    78. saray says – reply to this


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      he must be trying to look like manson



    79. 79

      ALA CHARLES MANSON…..



    80. 80

      Re: snapperduck – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA



    81. 81

      dude is a douchebag of the highest order



    82. 82

      any other random, ridiculously uninteresting marriage and you would call it a publicity stunt. You promote YOUR favorite artists who you are supposedly friends with and people you don't like you talk shit about. He looks like Charles Manson.



    83. 83

      she's absolutely gorgeous
      he frightens me
      WHY KATY



    84. 84

      she only likes him cuz he freaks her jesusbot parents out…



    85. 85

      lmfao @ "he looks like a crazed pirate"!

      i think theyre a reeeeely cute couple



    86. 86

      I love you Katy and Russell!!You are the best!!



    87. 87

      HAHAHAHA! yes! someone PLEASE show him how to smile properly. it'll be such a shame for katy when their wedding photos are featured in magazines worldwide.