Did Your Grandma Make You That Dress?

Filed under: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes looks AWFUL!

Who in hell wears a crocheted dress ANYWHERE?

This is the getup Katie deemed appropriate for a Golden Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

How is it that your child has a better fashion sense than you? We need an explanation!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jan 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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135 comments to “Did Your Grandma Make You That Dress?”

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Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez says – reply to this

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Ummmm look in the mirror douchebag. You always look like you've been dressed by Helen Keller.
Stephieeeeeeee says – reply to this

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FIRST HOS!
Ew she looks like she's 13
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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So much for English, Bitter Barbie. It would be "Did your grandma make that dress?," or "Did your grandma make that dress for you?" Your grandma did not MAKE YOU THAT DRESS unless she could perform the physical magic of turning Katie into that dress. English 101 loser.
Lola Land says – reply to this

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She doesn't awful …. come on!
Sabine1 says – reply to this

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My, someone's bitchy today. I think she looks gorgeous.
c-slutty says – reply to this

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I think she looks great. Perez you don't know shit about fashion. You think your edgy (aka "fierce") but you really just look stupid with your "fashion"
psupanda says – reply to this

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Perez you have lost your touch. This picture was posted on the homepage of People.com for 4 days. When you are behind People.com you are in trouble. When was the last time your broke any good gossip? I used to read your postings several times a day, now it's more like once a month because you are not relevant or interesting anymore. Get with it.
lovin this says – reply to this

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As if Tom looks any better. They are a match made in…….Idaho? Who wears a sweater turtleneck…….a freakin' turtleneck?! A SWEATER turtle neck?! And his hair……. Sweet jacket, Tom. How embarrassing.
luv2readu says – reply to this

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I actually think that she looks really cute…and sweater dresses are back instyle, Perez…get with the program!
leiloo says – reply to this

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lots of girld wear them in the uk. hideous!!
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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I think she looks good for once. Her hair is brushed anyway and her skin looks radient.
Queenmab says – reply to this

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Oh so now you're a fashion expert as well as music critic? Pfftt.
tallis says – reply to this

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And yet flowered Doc Martens and a zoot suit are okay?
764momtolil says – reply to this

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Forget the dress. How odd do they look together?? He looks like he's showing off his prize.
yum xcstrauberry says – reply to this

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I think she looks gorgeous, as usual. And I dont think her dress looks that bad at all. Perez, you're starting to lose me.
chlyn says – reply to this

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That dress is great - it's the best she's looked in a long time.
chlyn says – reply to this

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What could be wrong with it? It looks just like the last outfit Lady Gaga was photographed in.
ErinS182 says – reply to this

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If Lady Gaga was wearing it, you would say it was "Amazeballs".
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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She looks young and cute. Everything old is becoming new again. You run Coco Perez, you should know this.
lobri says – reply to this

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For some reason, this picture give me the creeps. Both their eyes look empty. The smiles look forced. And it appears as though the outfits were coordinated. Katie used to have much better taste, so the only thing I can think of is that Tom picked it out for her.
hateliars says – reply to this

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I have seen crocheted type dresses alot here NY-the only thing is -you wear something different than a black bra and underwear underneath. more like a long black tank or sleek slip
Belerofonte says – reply to this

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those two creep me out
DoctorPS says – reply to this

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I don't mind the dress as much as that DAMN SMIRK on her face. I hate that smirk! She isn't pretty enough or interesting enough to pull off that face.
Kevin1243 says – reply to this

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Scientology fail.
xcalibur says – reply to this

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Re: Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez –

TOO FUCKING DAMN FUNNY GUY… BUT THE TRUTH!!!!
saagua says – reply to this

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These people are religious kooks. What would you expect?
Phibes says – reply to this

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It's a GG party, pig-vomit, and she looks fine. As if anyone should take advice from someone with the fashion sense of a road pylon.
duelastar says – reply to this

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They look cute together. I like Katie's outfit.
Viola says – reply to this

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If GaGa wore it you would say it was genius. I think it is adorable. You normally dress like a children's birthday party so your opinion on fashion means next to nothing.
Miss.fire says – reply to this

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I love you Perez, but I've got to disagree on this one. I think she looks great!… still needs new arm candy though! Creepy McCreepster!
tenniss says – reply to this

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The ironic point here is that Perez could not afford that "ugly" dress. Just keep trying to drag (no pun intended, princess) others down to your own level.
AlwaysTrue says – reply to this

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OMG Are you serious? She doesn't even look bad. You need glasses or gotta get your shits checked again. You always picking on someone and it's gets tiring.
Bluebonnet says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise is one creepy dude.
coqauvin says – reply to this

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Suri has a hair/makeup team stylist
xcalibur says – reply to this

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WHY? CAUSE SURY HAS A STYLIST AND HER FUGLY MOMMY DOESNT. EXPLAINS EVERYTHING… NOW EFF OFF PEREZ.
MoeMoe says – reply to this

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I actually like that. She looks pretty.
AmyBee0000 says – reply to this

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I kind of like it!
El loco Norwegian says – reply to this

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Scientology kills!
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Remember Lisa McPherson
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jillbeans says – reply to this

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I actually think her dress is cute and classy. But coming from someone that thinks Paris and gaga are fashionistas LOL . Or from someone that wears cardigan sets seriously perez, golden girls have more fashion forward than you.
Shazam! says – reply to this

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I think it's adorable. It reminds me of the barbie doll dresses my grandma used to make for me. Nostalgia.
Babs5005 says – reply to this

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Ummmmmmm, your opinion of what Katie Holmes should not be wearing is not gossip. . . . . .

To be honest, I am getting tired of your mean and often stupid opinions. You should just report gossip, and stop telling us your thoughts and feelings about things, Perez.
LiLiLi says – reply to this

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I love crochet.. and katie. She's sweet. Whats up your coolo today perez
jkjkjkjkjkjk says – reply to this

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i love that dress.
adamzlover says – reply to this

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You're so not the person to dole out fashion advice, Perez. Sorry boo. Katie looks beautiful and she's actually smiling!! It's Tom who looks old and gross in this pic.
refinnej says – reply to this

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She looks great. Better than she has in a long time. I love the dress!
WithinWithoutYou says – reply to this

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she looks gorgeous. youre just a fat fuckin' hater. go to some head excersizes perez. your giant melon looks like its about to burst.
SkiGirl says – reply to this

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Katie, would you also please, please wipe that stupid looking SMIRK off you're face, while you're at it!!! You have the money to fix your teeth if that is what you need to do so do it and have a decent smile for a change. I can't even look at your photos anymore because IN EVERY ONE you just have that stupid crooked ass look on your face. You used to have such a nice smile and I read that you purposely "smile" like that because you once said as much in an interview but believe me it is not a good look for you and it's getting really old now. Oh, and btw, the JERSEY SHORE GOILS phoned and want their SMIRK back!
Blair 2010 says – reply to this

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if her grandma did make her that dress I would say the grandma has a promising career in fashion. the dress has great lines and its a great lbd. overall its not bad, not bad at all. this is the best katie has looked in a while..
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perez and staff what do you even know about fashion. ridiculous. i saw that coco site just for the gg fashions and in most cases we couldnt disagree with you more. fuck you, ur washed up perez.
Madonnasux says – reply to this

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This coming from the guy who wears tights…
fiona says – reply to this

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She looks like a lady. Leave her alone.
absiz says – reply to this

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I thought she looked great! Best she's looked in awhile. Wish she'd be a fashionista instead of always looking frumpy.
jennab522 says – reply to this

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That looks like a Catherine Malandrino dress, she had similar tops/dresses from last fall. Hey Mr. Fashion Sense, shouldn't you know that? I also think Catherine Malandrino trumps any kind of fashion sense you think have. You look like an Andy Warhol wanna-be with better skin. Katie looks fab.
Linda_eire says – reply to this

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She looks stunning! And haven't u heard knitwear is big for this season. Obviously NOT.
PrinceD says – reply to this

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are toy fucking blind she looks great what a moron you are
spacecadett92 says – reply to this

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I think she looks fine. And Perez, your such a hypocrite. You look like shit everywhere you go :p
PrinceD says – reply to this

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Are you fucking blind she looks great what a moron you are
treek says – reply to this

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She looks great……best pic of her in long time…..
Starlit says – reply to this

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I love it and they look gorgeous. Ummm Perez-didn't you wear cleaning gloves to the VMA's and a Mickey gown to a fashion party?
ImaSassyBitch says – reply to this

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Who pissed in your cherrio's this morning?? I think it's a beautiful dress and bery refressing from all the stupid ruffles that have been out lately!!!
tallchick says – reply to this

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First of all Perez, you are the last person who should critique fashion. Second, its not a bad dress, its not right for a golden globes party though, but i do agree that it is rather pathetic to have to compete with your 3 year old daughter for better fashion.
third, Katie, if those are hair extensions, take them out, long hair only makes you look much much younger than you are allready and yes that isn't a bad thing i'll admit, but you are 30 years old now, you still look like your 17.
Luv My White Cotton Panties says – reply to this

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f*ck you PANSON!! Grasoso
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she looks okay. You on the other hand ….
papatoony says – reply to this

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Look at the shit-eating grin on that homo husband's face
aizlyne says – reply to this

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She still shouldn't be with Tom.
misterpibb says – reply to this

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I love it! I think she looks fabulous! It's very 90s and anything 90s is very HIP right now…
jones19 says – reply to this

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I actually like it.
iheartbellamy says – reply to this

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Re: Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez – THANK YOU!!!!!!

this guy really is not qualified to talk shit about other folk's dresses sense.

09 vmas, anyone?
Trancelike says – reply to this

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Re: SkiGirl – I hate smirkers.Rihanna's got the smirk you just want to slam a door on.
bigray says – reply to this

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She actually borrowed the dress from that GAY Tom!!!
chillwiththat says – reply to this

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I think she looks cute. Very classy and adorable. She's very pretty.
Realitychecked says – reply to this

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Nothing wrong with how she looks!
Jewelry Goddess says – reply to this

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She should be wearing a stella & dot necklace.
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…it was Tom's actually. they got all messed up in the taxi on the way over.
BD4ME says – reply to this

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They make me feel kinda awkward. Weird….
BubbaKeg says – reply to this

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I don't mind the dress, i just can't stand the plastic face.
Can ppl stop using botox and shit, please!!!!
RandolPants says – reply to this

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I think you're hating for no reason now….Katie looks adorable. Cool the sass.
MikeTyson says – reply to this

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she looks good to me
Lunatic.me says – reply to this

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He looks like a proud dad taking a photo with his daughter on her prom night.
sisssa says – reply to this

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I think she looks great, she looks like the old Katie Holmes…
WHERE IS MARIO'S DADY says – reply to this

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Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – that was GREAT
perezita1239 says – reply to this

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you're a douche. she looks really pretty… and that dress is cute. you have no fashion sense.
BayAreaElite says – reply to this

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OOh Perez, U aint Nothin nice to Mrs. Cruise. LOL , It's not THAT Bad, Not Good But, Im sure she was just obeying her husbands instructions 4 the nite. Cut her a break, she married into wierdness!
Derson says – reply to this

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With that height difference they could have starred in Avatar sans the graphics. Just paint her blue.
SilverSwirl says – reply to this

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I think she looks cute. she is so pretty.
hippmom says – reply to this

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ok perez please leave Kate alone ,my god I think she looks great!!!
karma13 says – reply to this

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OMFG AND YOU GIVING FASHION ADVICE..THE FASHION POLICE SHOULD HAVE LOCKED YOU UP LONG AGO AND THROWN AWAY THE KEY..
AliciaMay says – reply to this

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She looks kinda like 'pre-Tom' Katie again!
Shanooski says – reply to this

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she looks beautiful…I mean I guess not everyone can pull off bright yellow dish washing gloves (YUCK!)

Now Tom is showing his age a bit here…
cvillejenny says – reply to this

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I think she looks great. Love the dress.
Dolcissima says – reply to this

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Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – rofl I love your comment. Agreed and well-said!
CindyCupcakes says – reply to this

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thats probably the best i have seen her look in years! i like crocheted clothing items… but I still think TC is a Creeperton!
Dolcissima says – reply to this

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Perez, just because you were at the Golden Globes critiquing fashion, that doesn't make you a fashion-know-it-all. In fact, the way you dress, Perez, doesn't make you look seemingly pleasant. Your attempts at fashion are horrible. Seriously, hair color matching an outfit? That's extreme. She looks beautiful and knows more than you.
contrarianchick says – reply to this

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Prize for worst dress at the Globes goes hands down to Rita Wilson. I thought she was a parody of something.

Jennifer Anistonn's assymetrical thing was a bad choice, and to think she PAID someone for that "hairstyle." Fergie's dress was great, Sandi Bullock's was beautiful;' Chloe Sevigny looked hideous, Drew Barrymore not much better.

OK, Mariah's dress, second after Wilson's.
barb says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. GET OVER IT YOU JEALOUS FREAK
kanthamd says – reply to this

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i like it!!
Ajnavarro91 says – reply to this

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She looks so pretty so stop hating!!! Katie Holmes looks pretty in whatever she gets on!!!
I can't stand them says – reply to this

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Perez, you are always a hot mess. And it's not stylish, fierce or "faboosh".
I love Katie's dress and I'm not a fan of her fashion.
habsfan890 says – reply to this

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she looks fine :\
cyberstalker says – reply to this

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i'm sure that if katie holmes reads this she will be devastated to know that a big fat ugly slob with an overbite like perez hilton thinks she looks awful in that dress.
cyberstalker says – reply to this

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lol @ a big fat slob with an overbite like perez hilton saying that a hot chick looks awful
pusspuss says – reply to this

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Are you serious? She looks stunning!

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