Are You Ready For Some Blue Porn?

Filed under: Film Flickers > Tiger Woods

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And we're not talking about The Smurfs!

Just last month, the porn industry announced it was coming out with a Tiger Woods inspired porno.

Then we heard just a few weeks ago that there would be a Jersey Shore porno as well.

But this has got to be the craziest one yet. According to reports, they're turning the box office hit, Avatar, into a porno!!!

We soooo called it on Twitter!

Later this year, Hustler Studios is set to make the x-rated flick based off the movie.

But the title is somewhat lacking, as they've gone with This Ain’t Avatar XXX. Is that the best they could come up with?

What would U name the Avatar porno?

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    Posted: Jan 19, 2010 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

    62 comments to “Are You Ready For Some Blue Porn?”



    1. 1

      Inside Pandora



    2. 2

      Vagitar.



    3. 3

      stupid as fuck



    4. 4

      Who would watch that?



    5. 5

      Analtar



    6. 6

      Avatits



    7. 7

      Blue Screw!!!



    8. 8

      How abiout Ass-atar? :-0



    9. 9

      They should call it

      "Avatarded"



    10. 10

      lol@ Vagitar

      Avaturd



    11. 11

      AVATWAT AVATWAT AVATWAT AVATWAT AVATWAT AVATWAT AVATWAT !!!!!!!!!!



    12. 12

      PORNDORA OR PANDORA XXX



    13. 13

      pandoras dirty secret



    14. 14

      "Jake and Neytiri Make a Porno"



    15. 15

      sooooooo, is the porn going to be made in 3D? seriously, it's just begging for it



    16. 16

      Ava-hard!



    17. 17

      oh god how stupid.."this aint avatar" hyuck hyuck…is it going to star janna haze and all those other "movie/porn " whatevers



    18. 18

      AVATARDON… absolutely



    19. 19

      Ava-tart, the biggest Blue movie star ever, coming soon all over you in IJAX-3D.

      Brought to you by the director of Tit-anic.



    20. 20

      1. A-vag-tar
      2. Poondora
      3. N'ayive hoes



    21. 21

      VAGITAR!!!!!



    22. 22

      "Ava-hardon" b'cuz it sounds like, I have a hardon.



    23. 23

      Avatart



    24. 24

      ~ Opening Pandora's Blue Box ~



    25. 25

      Blue Balls



    26. 26

      AvaTAP, Vagitar, Analtar… the list goes on and on…



    27. 27

      not smurfs xxx



    28. 28

      Now really who would watch ugly people with funny shaped noses & ears having sex?



    29. 29

      Re: CLeigh16Re: SeleciousRe: H. Montag Any Day NowRe: the1 u luv 2 h8!

      THOSE BY FAR ARE THE BEST ONES!!!!!



    30. 30

      Vulvatar



    31. 31

      Re: Ooh la la – Nerds



    32. 32

      and they could have a sequel called Vulvatar 2: Inside Pandora's Box



    33. 33

      pandora's cox



    34. 34

      Cockatar



    35. 35

      Beavertar?



    36. 36

      Avatar: Making the Bond



    37. 37

      avaporn



    38. 38

      fucking stupid and gross, theyre faces disgust me, just like the whos from the grinch, theyre disgusting and upset me,.



    39. 39

      How has no one come up with the obvious, yet? Avawhores.

    40. @v@ says – reply to this


      40

      What's up with all these blue people? Blue Man Group, Smurfs, Avatar, the blue skinned people of Kentucky, and the Tuareg who are Berber nomads?



    41. 41

      "AVAPORN"



    42. 42

      Once In A Blue Poon



    43. 43

      Gayvatar!



    44. 44

      lol! i'd watch it…the blue skins were kinda hot after you got used to looking them. they're better looking than perez that's fo sho!

    45. @v@ says – reply to this


      45

      Re: maxie pad – Avatart, lol. You have my vote.



    46. 46

      Unobtaini-cum



    47. 47

      The answer is SOOOO obvious — PORNTAR © TM HAHAHAHA!



    48. 48

      Navi Nookie



    49. 49

      so gross

      Avataint



    50. 50

      have it hard (sounds kinda like avatar)



    51. 51

      Re: princesa62585 – you have my vote



    52. 52

      The Blue Balls of Pandora



    53. 53

      Avasuckonthat :) Classy, you know…



    54. 54

      Pandora's Box

    55. Poko says – reply to this


      55

      AVIT-HARDER



    56. 56

      AVIT-HARD



    57. 57

      labia-tar



    58. 58

      Avahard
      Jersey Whore(s)
      Tiger Hood

      It's not that hard making porn parody titles :-)



    59. 59

      It would be called "I see you: The best and brightest avatar peeping toms"



    60. 60

      I would call it either .. 1) The Blue Lagoon.
      2) Entering Pandoras box…
      3)AvatarXXX: Pandoras Special Fluid :)



    61. 61

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    62. 62

      Tittietar