J. Lo Tries Her Funny On As A Talk Show Host
Jennifer Lopez might soon be making a guest appearance on Glee, but in the mean time she ended up being a guest host for George Lopez last night on his TBS show, Lopez Tonight.
The Louboutins singer came out with a bang, poking jokes at everyone from Conan to Letterman. She joked:
"Welcome to Lopez Tonight, where nobody gets fired, they just get replaced by a bigger star with the same last name.
Last week was the first anniversary of Sully Sullenberger landing his plane safely in the Hudson. A bar in New York has named a cocktail after him. The drink is a Manhattan - with a splash. … It's such a big hit, now the same bartender is making a drink for Conan it's called The Go-Back-To-Manhattan. It's a Manhattan with sour grapes and a knife in it.
NBC is thinking about changing the NBC peacock to a cougar, since they are trying to attract young people to an old host. Some women don't like the expression 'Cougar' but it's better than what guys get, right? An older guy who dates a younger girl that's called a 'Letterman'."
Not bad, though it would have been funnier if she had actually come up with some of the jokes on her own.
What do U think of JLo as a talk show host?
Is This Where Lindsay Gets It From?!?
New Taylor Swift!
Lolz. Good jokes. They all made me laugh. lol. Didn't see it though.
Thumbs down…
Oh please..her long extended 15 minutes of fame are long over….
ha-ha… she is soooo unfunny.
wow
Very sexy! Funny, She did her thang! Cant wait for the new album!!!
eh…she was ok…i thought she tried too hard…
I don'think there's anything that girl can't do. she is unstoppable and has so much drive. she is truly an icon… haters might have so much shizzz to talk about her but in the end, it is what it is..she is on top of her game..her and her hubby are creating an empire together and they simply effin ROCK. I love them both so much. Truly un ORGULLO LATINO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would be nice if she could pronounce "Louboutin" correctly.
I saw it & she sucked. She couldn't stand still and the jokes sounded better when I read them to myself.
LAME!
She was great! I dont understand why there is so much hate toward her…Shes amazing to me.
fuck off you fur hag
whatever… it was funny as hell! lol. every one of the jokes were funny. you guys love to hate. so pathetic.
SimplyChicago, you got that right…
She is a talentless whore!! She can't sing or act, and now we know she's not funny or a good host.. Latina trash !!!
She hasn't had a good song since her first album. She trys to act "black" one time you see her and the next time she's acting latino. She never can just be herself.. She should have stuck with what she is good at, being a backup dancer. Bothe the singles from her upcoming album suck too. She can't sing or act, and now we know she can't host either..
She hasn't had a good song since her first album. She trys to act "black" one time you see her and the next time she's acting latino. She never can just be herself.. She should have stuck with what she is good at, being a backup dancer. Bothe the singles from her upcoming album suck too. She can't sing or act, and now we know she can't host either..
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She tried entirely way too hard. And what was up w/ her pacing back & forth all over the stage?? It was weird. Either way, total thumbs down. Stick to singing, honey, comedy is not for you.
I thought she was pretty funny… but she needed to stop walking around. Her jokes would have worked better if she stood in the one place.
She cam memorize things…I'll give her that. But there is something about her speaking voice that has always annoyed me. Profoundly.
she needed to move forward this is a great start!
She did alright.
finish washing up JLo, please! I've had enough of your face.
Jlo is beautiful…undeniably (haters)…talented (haters)…and did I mention beautiful (ugly haters) lol…I would watch her show! Thanks TBS for welcoming Glo to your network…I will be tuning in every night!
You know Perezzie I'm NOT a JLO fan but I watched this and she brought it.
She acts according to her audience. Whenever shes around a crowd of latinos, all of a sudden she has a latin accent. LoL SO FAKE! SO LAME!
Re: Armandough – her looks and her ass are what made her famous. NOT her talent. You said so yourself by stressing how 'beautiful' she is. But dont forget talentless!
Puke
i give her this..she was FUNNY..GO J-LO
SHE SUCKS!
she's endearing…and for not doing this before in this capacity, not bad. could use a little more practice. as with anything, practice…some people are just naturals. she's definantly a great actress. oh and gringo?????wouldn't that be the equivalent of saying the N word???? I think that probably should have been ommitted and i'm 1st gen mexican both parents. i just don't believe in double standards.
She kept moving cuz she was trying to act like George Lopez…She did great! luv me some JLo
She not only lacks talent, but CLASS as well. To call Palin a Bitch on TV is despicable. Female comedians get a bad rap as only men can say what they want on TV. ex Jay Leno, etc. And on Joy Behar one guest said "men don't like female comedians" This woman is pathetic. She won't allow herself to take a leave, and just be—and just be mom to her children for a while. She is addicted to fame and too into herself. She laughed at the scripted non funny jokes and biggest faux paus-to call sarah palin a bitch on public television.
If she had one ounce of class she would have refused to resort to so low an act. Looks good because she spends so much money on makeup artists, extensions, hairpieces and looks like some help with facial cosmetic help-not just makeup. She continues to make a fool of herself and thinks she is an Alister. Delusional alright.
Her butt was played up intentionally to help make her famous I believe PDiddy helped her with that during their exchange relationship. Look at her -more so since she lost weight. She does not have a huge butt-nor large. Average to small. That was media hype and clever photography and underwear ASSets.