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Heidi Montag's Album Debuts To Impressive Numbers!

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According to Soundscan, Heidi Montag's new album, Superficial, debuted to some interesting numbers.

It sold 658 copies last week!

OUCH!!!!

We love Heidi and her big fun bags but tat is impressive….. impressively BAD!

Considering all the press you got last week, she should have been able to pull off at least 1,000 units!

Not so much!

That's cool! She'll just have to work a little bit harder!

We say…. Heidi needs to go on a gay club tour! The gays will eat it up!

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  1. 1

    Who in their right mind would buy her album? I would like to smack those 658 people. However, I have a feeling Spencer probably bought 657



  2. 2

    haha sucks to be her, she's an idiot.



  3. 3

    Sorry Perez but this gay is NOT "eating it up". Heidi has no talent. I wonder who the 658 fools are that purchased this nonsense?



  4. 4

    wow that really high! 658 i can't believe that many people went out to buy crap like that. i bet you she bought all those copies herself. AHAHA



  5. 5

    In a way, the number IS impressive. It apparently sold better than Madonna's Greatest Flops CD "Celebration."

  6. Laury says – reply to this


    6

    Wow. That's pretty bad. Even Kevin Federline sold more copies of his album and God



  7. 7

    That headline is funny as hell.

    Seriously, I wasn't expecting the irony of her album falling flat on its face, so kudos Perez.



  8. 8

    She had a scandal but SHE DIDNT PROMOTE IT SO OBivously i didnt know her album already came out



  9. 9

    i ddidnt think itd do that goood.



  10. 10

    Soon she is going to look like Joan Rivers with all the plastic surgery. She needs to get it together.

  11. Theo says – reply to this


    11

    Perez you really need to do a separated at birth Heidi and Faith Hill.



  12. 12

    haha Circus Tits



  13. 13

    ?? are you trying to say that gays have no taste in music?? that they'll flock to see a freak show like Heidi Pratt, because they're gay? wow…. a little derogatory don't you think Perez? especially coming from a gay man….



  14. 14

    I'm actually surprised 658 people bought it… She just acts so entitled… It takes a combination of hard work and talent to pull something like that off…

    She hasn't shown much of either.



  15. 15

    Those units are her, Spencer, her mom, sister and those pathetic twats on the hills. Seriously Perez stop giving them the publicity they want and let all these fake whores die out already!



  16. 16

    Sigh… now even a bigger freak in the on going Spiedi freak show,next time invest in some work on your inner self.



  17. 17

    I AGREE

    SHE SHOULD DO THE GAY CIRCUIT

    SHE WOULD FIND SOME SUCCESS!

    Im WAY surpised it sold more than 10 copies.



  18. 18

    her album is all shit anyways. dumb bitch cant sing. why is this a shocker?



  19. 19

    WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!!! GOD WHEN WILL SHE FINALLY REALIZE SHE IS JUST A FAILURE!!!

    SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ONCE SHE HOOKED UP WITH JACKASS, NOW SHE'S THE HORSE FACE MARRIED TO A JACKASS THAT HAD A MILLION SURGERIES AND STILL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE JUST OLDER! PUT HER OUT TO THE PASTURES SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK OR LISTEN TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT!

    PLEASE SAVE US ALL!!!

  20. tasha says – reply to this


    20

    I can't believe she even sold one copy so yeah I gotta agree with kfourcat. Spencer probably bought all of them.



  21. 21

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    before she looked like a boring, breastless, lipless freak - the ersatz, banal captain of the cheerleading squad from every high school in the U.S.
    -
    at least now she has some porn star appeal - give it maybe a year and we'll be seeing those fun bags in Playboy or on some grainy sex tape (and it sure won't be with that puny, ugly dwarf Spencer)
    -



  22. 22

    spencer is the worst thing to ever happen to her. she looks horrible and this is totally embarrassing.



  23. 23

    I will buy this album when its out in the uk,the songs are actuli very catchy and good alot better than sumthin lady gaga could produceee xoxo



  24. 24

    Her new plastic surgery makes her look like she's a 40 something year old woman trying to look like a 20 something. Poor girl should have left her face alone….



  25. 25

    She looks at least 10-15 years older than she used to look. What a shame.



  26. 26

    didn't brooke hogan do better than her? heidi's more famous LOL…



  27. 27

    I would really love to know her reaction to when she found out that she sold less than 700 copies. I work at best buy and I don't even remember seeing it there, I guess they realized they shouldn't distribute it at their stores.



  28. 28

    noo talent. is that 658 in the entire world or just america? what a jooooke.



  29. 29

    stop fucking promoting her she is not a celebrity regardless of whether or not you want to shove her down our throats as one



  30. 30

    Oooh I feel bad for her >.



  31. 31

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! I can't even believe she sold THAT many!! fucking moron.



  32. 32

    I agree Heidi. GO on a gay club tour, we LOVE cheesy dance songs.



  33. 33

    Re: Theo

    are you smoking crack?



  34. 34

    So that's what she looks like now.. yikes! She looks like she's 40-something, she's never going to look her age now she totally destroyed her youth. She doesn't even look 30, she looks like a 40 year old woman.



  35. 35

    That's still 632 more units than your book sold douchebag.



  36. 36

    LOL!
    The gays are not stupid they know she's fake, so even they won't accept her.



  37. 37

    HEY PEREZ YOU KNOW SHE WAS THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE 648 COPIES OF HER OWN SHIT!!!!



  38. 38

    HAHAA Yeah Thats what I thought! Spencer must have bought all 658 copies



  39. 39

    So… that's 658 tone-deaf, gay idiots.

    Congrats H!



  40. 40

    This has to be some sort of record! Can we refer to the album as "Superficial- The Record Breaking Album from Heid Montag!" ? That sounds good to me! Good spin!



  41. 41

    hahahahahahaha. she sucks.



  42. 42

    Re: Poindexter-X – :Agreed , this gay isn't eating it up either id rather bite a hobo.:



  43. 43

    LOL!
    I can't believe that she actually sold that many.



  44. 44

    Re: Poindexter-X – the Pratts clearly.



  45. 45

    Re: jesyrene – WRONG. TRY HARDER TROLL.



  46. 46

    William Hung sold more copies than "H-H Heidi". That should be her new name. You are welcome, oh plastic one!



  47. 47

    can't this worthless, waste of space just kill herself or fall off the face of the earth already? congrats bimbo…ur going to be remembered for being a "superfical", plastic, tag along!



  48. 48

    That must be close the amount of copies you sold of your last book Mario. You're in 31,737th place on Amazon… now that's an OUCH!!!



  49. 49

    Yea but about 500 of those copies were bought by Heidi and Spencer. So she made a nice cool $10.00 profit. LOL



  50. 50

    Does anyone else think she looks like Faith Hill (only more plastic)?



  51. 51

    I'd like to know when Spencer's surgeries are scheduled to be performed? He's the one who needed help more than Heidi.



  52. 52

    The money would be better spent donating to Haitian relief!



  53. 53

    she's looking like a 40 year old tranny



  54. 54

    Wow. She's pretty, but pretty for a 35 year old (which is how old I am.) I feel terrible for her, she DID age herself, and that's so sad. I'm half asian, and look much younger than I am (folks say mid-20s and refuse to believe older.) I have to say that that has been a wonderful thing, and it must be terrible to head in the opposite direction!

    As far as "singing"… is she STILL trying to sell albums? Didn't we all agree that she needs to give up? Who didn't send her the memo? She's still producing albums! someone needs to tell her!



  55. 55

    she kinda looks like Faith Hill now



  56. 56

    Artificial beauty doesn't equal love. I think people in general would rather see her jump off a cliff than actually spend money on something with her name on it.

    I'd be willing to bet money those copies were bought by her family, friends and the remaining copies by people who just needed a good laugh.



  57. 57

    WHAT!?
    THAT MUCH!
    658 IS A LOT OF SALES FOR A TALENTLESS RETARD LIKE HER. :)
    She's such a fail.

  58. layce says – reply to this


    58

    Wow, didnt she say she spent 2MM on that and it sold 658! I mean, she did better than I thought. I thought she would sell about 3. (spencer, heidi, and heidis mom) :)



  59. 59

    wow. i almost feel sorry for her.



  60. 60

    Oh my God!!! She now looks like a mannequin. She had a great body, a great pair of boobs, but now!!!???

    Mrs. Heidi, please STOP!!!!



  61. 61

    DO NOT SEND HER TO GAY CLUBS - we don't need her - besides isn't she a gay-hating republican - FUCK HER - I hope she fails miserably - she's done nothing for the gays - aand we should return the favor - I was a fan of the original Heidi, she had such good energy - but since the 1st surgery, she'd been nothing more then an airhead, they must have removed her personality then, cuz I haven't seen much coolness come out since since - COOL UP HEIDI

  62. senna says – reply to this


    62

    I'm just so glad I'm not going to have to see your annoying face anymore! LMAO!!!



  63. 63

    Hahahaha! Kevin Federline's album sold more than that! The most funny part of it is that she thought this surgery was gonna put her on her way to becoming a pop star. In reality all it did was make her look older than Cher!



  64. 64

    GAYS WONT "EAT THIS UP", THE CD SUCKS.



  65. 65

    She looks like an exact cross between Faith Hill and Holly Madison. Bet those are the 2 pictures she took into the dr's office with her. I thought she had a gorgeous look before, different from the cookie cutter blond bimbos, fresh and cute- now she's managed to make herself look exactly like every other Bunny o' The Month AND age herself about 10 years. WAY bad move Heidi.



  66. 66

    hell yes she needs to do a gay club tour. i would go crazy and follow her… and who cares wut that guy who is too ugly to show his own face on his avatar thinks.



  67. 67

    FAT BOY HASNT SOLD ONE DAMN COPY OF HIS ALBUM. WOW, MONTAG IS BEATING YOU BY 658X. LOOK STUPID FAT ASS???



  68. 68

    Wow That's a lot more than I expected her to sell. Either Twit and Twat bought them all or people are using them for coasters. I can't believe anybody is tasteless enough to actually want to listen to her.Looking at her is bad enough.



  69. 69

    And my god, did she have cheek implants too? She has nasolabial folds now and she never had those… time for more restylane bitch.



  70. 70

    Clearly 658 people had nothing better to buy last week!



  71. 71

    658 losers with VERY BAD TASTE in music!



  72. 72

    Re: Laury – - That was my exact thought!! LMFAO
    Re: mina124 – - sooooooooooooo true! perez was so desperate that he told ppl to send his book back to him (at their own expence) so he could "autograph" the book and he'd send it back to them(at their own expence)….WHO the FUCK would EVER PAY for that????? delusional!!! now if only perez would do us a favour & get some plastic surgery

    btw I know im gonna get hated on for saying this but she does have a few songs that are catchy



  73. 73

    Re: Hum0rMe

    LOL!



  74. 74

    I'm actually surprised from listening to the clips on iTunes that it doesn't sound THAT bad. Heavily procesed, like Paris Hilton's album, but really not terrible.



  75. 75

    Re: HeAteMyHeart – I don't have to . . . I already pushed your buttons, so I win again. Get out of the losing team and bow down to Queen GaGa. You know you love her.



  76. 76

    WHY does Perez insist on always speaking for the gays? I am a homo and would NEVER buy nor listen to any of this garbage. Stop speaking for us Perez, you are an embarassment! Seriously, I don't know anyone that would listen to Heidi Montag. ANYONE!!!



  77. 77

    Re: johnnyboyy

    Go eat Heidi's puss*y.



  78. 78

    why do u think Gays are so dumb…just because u are?



  79. 79

    why do you say gays will eat that up? it so degrading, especially to yourself. I just previewed the album on itunes and from the 30 second snippets I could tell it was complete crap and in no way worthy of even being played at a brothel.



  80. 80

    AS WELL, this girl is already extremely insecure, I bet she offs herself any day now.



  81. 81

    I would rather buy Ashlee Simpson's album. And I hate the betch.

  82. Betzy says – reply to this


    82

    658 sold copies are not that bad!!! with that she will have the 2 million she spend herself in like 10 years back:)



  83. 83

    Spencer bought them all!



  84. 84

    Is it me or does she look like Kim Z from "RH of ATL"?

    I think Spencer bought all of them!



  85. 85

    obviously we all hate the character that "heidi & spencer aka speidi' plays. I agree very annoying, i change the channel everytime they are on. But some of the song are not bad, like alot of pop songs they are fun & catchy, good to listen to when getting ready to go out or in the car. the lyric aren't deep or moving but honestley pop music isnt meant to be, its meant to be fun. Ya the vocals are synthesized, but so are ALOT of pop songs the beats remind me of kERI hILSON- everyone is just making a pre-judgement because they dont like "speidi" and thats not fair.
    Best songs on the album are : My Parade, Fanatic, I'll do it



  86. 86

    Actually her album was only sold on Itunes, Amazon, and ILike so fir it not being sold at best buy, walmart or barnes adn noble is going to come out with a smaller outcome. unless you're Prince or KISS you can sell alot of albums atTarget or Walmart only. But this is her first album, so given the fact of the limited digital outlets only selling her album she deserves some slack for. One good thing Perez pinted out is promo tours. Next month Heidi should tour every straight/gay club and radio concerts to promote this album. that's a the best way artists make money anyway.



  87. 87

    That's cause gays will eat anything!



  88. 88

    Hays she and Spencer probably bout 650 copies and her family bought the other eight! PATHETIC!



  89. 89

    Re: jesyrene – u are dulusional caca will never be queen of anything only ur troll ass calls her the queen.get a life



  90. 90

    OH THANK GOD. WHEN YOU SAID IMPRESSIVE NUMBERS I GOT SCARED AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT GOOD IMPRESSIVE. THERE'S HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE AFTER ALL. THOSE 658 PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT HER ALBUM NEEDS TO BE EVISCERATED.



  91. 91

    she will probably never be satisfied with her looks. even if her new look is attractive its really hard to appreciate it knowing its 100% fake. too bad, i thought she looked cute before all this. now she looks like… someone else - that's what's so weird about it.



  92. 92

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! What makes this even funnier is that this poor delusional girl (although she looks like someone's Grandma now) spent her own money to make this. I can't remember, but I think it was $1 million, or maybe even $2 million. Ha ha ha ha ha!! Maybe, just maybe, if she's out of money, maybe she and her flesh beard husband will go away!! That would be awesome! She needs to go back to her family in Colorado and leave Spencer anyway. Maybe this will be just that catalyst to move her along.



  93. 93

    why do you assume "us GAYS"like shit music just because your queer ass does.by the way if my gay friends dressed like u i would fucking shoot them.



  94. 94

    can't tell with all that plastic!!!!

  95. layce says – reply to this


    95

    Re: MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk – I agree, she looks really swollen and manly

  96. amish says – reply to this


    96

    Yes, gays often cherish freak-factor over talent. She may make it to 1000 yet!



  97. 97

    she couldnt even sing when asked to sing, her jaw is still sensitive…



  98. 98

    Great.
    To feel better about herself, guess there will be bigger rubber breasts and other surgical procedures in her near-future.
    Of course no one is buying her "Thriller"-sound-alike album!!
    As expected ..



  99. 99

    Well waddya know, it turns out that people wont buy shit after all, a little late for a susan boyle intervention, but ill take it.



  100. 100

    THe only good song of hers was Higher.lol

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