Heidi Montag's Album Debuts To Impressive Numbers!
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According to Soundscan, Heidi Montag's new album, Superficial, debuted to some interesting numbers.
It sold 658 copies last week!
OUCH!!!!
We love Heidi and her big fun bags but tat is impressive….. impressively BAD!
Considering all the press you got last week, she should have been able to pull off at least 1,000 units!
Not so much!
That's cool! She'll just have to work a little bit harder!
We say…. Heidi needs to go on a gay club tour! The gays will eat it up!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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Aside from Perez, alot of my gay friends have better taste than that. And two, those are still good numbers because people have actually wasted their money on it when yuo can dl for free on the net!! She had her expectations set waaaay too high so she's in for a hard fall.
And further more, during this whole plastic surgery thing, she could have had a chance to promote her album but passed up each chance to do so. Not talking about it, not singing and say if you want to hear her, you need to buy the album, we'll some of us need a preview of what to expect, Christina Aguilera has an album coming out this spring and treated interviewers to half of it! Do promotions right Heidi.
But this just proves something, their 15 mins is almost up, for real this time, her album wasn't hyped even by her, and so far all we care about is her plastic surgery, they'll be last years news come December this year. Bye bye Speidi, we wont miss you.
HA thats like 13 copies in every state. thats pathetic.
Ur title threw me off btw.
its hilarious.,
I hope she doesn't go getting something else on her body 'fixed.' Perceived physical perfection (and that's purely subjective) doesn't equal chart topping record sales or success.
wuuamp wamp!
After you poorly forecasted Avatar's opening weekend, among many other things, and said it was going to be the biggest flop in movie history… you have no say in what equals "impressive numbers".
christ, thats embarrassing! aw well, she should have been out advertising the album rather than getting sliced & diced.
She might have to sell Spencer off to the gay's. I am sure he might bring a fair value so she can pay off that hideous surgery. Might have to muzzle him to make him tolerable though! She can always do porn or something naked maybe stripping. Or being an escort. Not sure anyone would pay money though.
Not to worry - Heidi probably used what was left over from her surgery funds and bought 657 of those herself. Perez bought the other.
ouch to the max!!!
As soon as The Hills is cancelled the Pratts are going to be flat out broke.
spencer bought them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor poor bimbo
If I actually catch any of you buying her record in a store, I will slap some sense into you. Seriously, I will walk right up to you and slap you in the face, no warning ha ha.
even brooke hogan's sold more…now THAT'S saying something.
Who are you to talk? With a website that gets sooo many hits, everything you have done fails.
Well at least she can do tranny porn now to pay for the album - she definitely bought the looks for that job!
From her song "Superficial":
"They say I'm superficial. Some call me a bitch. They just mad because I'm sexy, famous, and rich. I rock the latest fashions and I set the latest trends. Girls say that I'm conceited cuz they really wanna be me."
The title of this album should be "Delusional" not "Superficial."
When I read the name of this little article before reading the whole thing I literally said NO FREAKING WAY! Then when read it and it said she sold 658 I was like whew the world hasnt gone completely mad!
So Sorry heidi looks like 2mill just went down the drain!
Re: take me on the floor – i agree, it's just keeps getting worse for her
she spent more time promoting her boobs than her music.
haaa.
priorities straight?
Something is not right with her. Her face looks frozen or painful. Girl what have you done?
pants on the ground pants on the ground looking all stupid with your pants on the ground. this guy had what? 2 minutes and he didn't spend a dime getting famous. bwahahahahahaha stop perez your bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha. your killing me with bwahahahahahaha it.
to be honest, feel really sorry for her, I have no problem with the surgery, because its her body after all, but she spent $2 million on making the album out of her own money so obviously shes serious about her music career, maybe she needs a better manager
Superficial - what a perfect title after all that surgery!
657? IS THAT POSSIBLE? LMFAO!!!!! DAMN, IS SHE WASN'T SO FUCKING DESPERATE AND TOOTING AROUND WITH THAT FLESH-COLORED BEARED ELF OR A D-BAG HUSBAND, MAYBE SHE WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER. WOW.
COMES TO SHOW, MAYBE LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING…
HAHAHA! Pathetic. Heidi thought all her recent publicity would help her boost her record sales but it didnt work. This would be a good indication that she STOP trying to sing, act etc. Your 15 mins are up!!!!
The gays hate this cun*t as much as everyone else does. She doesn't deserve to be famous because she has no talent.
I listened her album out of curiousity and to my surprise it's actually good pop music. If you like good pop, give it a chance.
I guess God has decided that Heidi shouldn't be a pop star!
Well i guess this is out the window since she thought she be as good as Michael Jackson LMAO she needs to lay off the crackpipe
lol
This chick has completely ruined her looks. She looks 10 years older and totally fake. Her face doesn't move! It's actually scary. I hope she just goes away after this huge failure. You know it was her past schoolmates, family & friends who bought the album. I hope they go bankrupt and disappear. Heidi needs to do some MAJOR therapy to deal with her problems, and she also needs to dump Spencer. He's a prick and only makes her self esteem issues more prominent.
Those copies were bought by her friends and family
Heidi is possibly the dumbest fucking person alive. I'm glad her sales sucked so bad. She deserves it.
Wow, 658?? That's a lot of CDs to buy, Spencer!
It made my day. The elite have spoken and it pretty much means that no one cares about Heidi.
Why is it a surprise? She cant sing!
aww, well i mean i wouldn't go buy it either, but it's just too late now, she did the surgeries! so the only thing to do is to make her stop now… because it really is just sad.. something is not right in her mind :[
I'm surprised it got over 100.
When did it get released? I didn't even know it came out last week (?)
Bahaha. FAIL
You assume you speak for all gay people? Who made you the King (er, Queen) of the Homosexuals? You're a horrible role model for gays. You represent everything stereotypically gay. The lisp. The flamboyant fashion sense. The overly bitchy attitude. Speak for yourself next time.
657 albums? and 658 were returned
LOL so much for thriller
Bahahaha. That makes me laugh. And I love how she thought it would actually do well. Oh Heidi, she's in her own little world. This had to be some sort of celebrity turned singer record in sales lol.