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LiLo Is A Paid Escort

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Guess Jordan effed up her chances and La Loca has stepped in as his second choice!

Austrian moneybags Richard Lugner is paying for Lindsay Lohan to be his prostitute arm candy to the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

Each year, 77-year-old Lugner hires a different celebrity to be his date. Ladies who have accepted the invite include Nicollette Sheridan, the stunning Dita Von Teese and Paris Hilton.

Have fun you two! And remember, no kissing on the mouth.

[Image via WENN.]

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38 comments to “LiLo Is A Paid Escort”



  1. 1

    your posts are super fucking annoying nowadays. you fat disappointment you



  2. 2

    ewwwwwww, why would anyone pay her to be their date? and i thinks its worse on her end, how can you sell yourself for someone elses enjoyment? hollywood makes me very afraid for my kids future



  3. 3

    I just logged on….the first picture I see is this..HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA priceless….



  4. 4

    LMAO..Mario you fat ass!! are you suggesting she lick the dog?
    *
    I would lick her, but then again my tounge might get an std…



  5. 5

    How come you didn't refer to Dita and Paris the cock sucker as prostitutes?
    Oh that's right, you're on their payroll.



  6. 6

    The entire Lohan clan are huge opera fans and major supporters of all the classical arts. Miss Lohan has know Mr. Lugner since a small child, having been sent to Vienna for extended stays by her devoted mother, Dina.



  7. 7

    No one would get anywhere near her even with your shitty dick Perez. And that's no pun.



  8. 8

    Who gives a shit and this story is old and untrue. Leave the girl alone, she has been looking better lately. Stop reporting everything she does. What next are you gonna blog everytime she takes a dump. Concentrate on your life and losing more weight. Moo!



  9. 9

    Yet you love Dita. Hypocrite.



  10. 10

    I do not know the kind of education you had. You do not have the right to call every woman a prostitute. What is the problem that you have with women?
    Call her la loca but please, everytime you call someone a prostitute, whore, bitch, etc - that just show what a low person you are.



  11. 11

    yes lindsey a whore/ nut dita a goodness..you seriously need another bit of time off..when you are a popular blog being so left sided makes [at your age] you come off childish, pathetic like a very unpopular boy in school , who now has some power through trying to ruin other's lives. Lindsay has really not done anything to you, rumer willis, and all the others..sooner not later people will get tired of your finger pointiing and the fingers will start to point back, you will slip up everybody does..your so quick to point that out.



  12. 12

    Aren't they all? I mean it's one of the perks for being famous. A simple little date pay's you anywhere between 5k-150k some I'm sure get's well over 250k This does not mean btw that they fuck them. No.



  13. 13

    so a person you like (dita) does it and its cool - a person you dont like (lindsay) does it and you call her filthy names. what are you? 12?



  14. 14

    Now tell me Piggy did you say Dita was payed to be his prostitute when she was his date? Hypocritical fucker!!!!



  15. 15

    At least she will be able to pay for her adderall now.



  16. 16

    Why would anybody pay for her?



  17. 17

    hollywood is full of secrets…and people like lindsay lohan have been abused and mind controlled, its really sad…Re: Head Banger – yeah right…



  18. 18

    hahahaha picture and caption are fucking laffo



  19. 19

    Dnt worry people..she's gonna play Anna Nicole..
    .
    1st: they met and dance..he'$$$ adorable….a "gentlenman"
    2nd: they fell in love$$$$
    3rd: they married (Obvs..$he'$ despperate for $$$$)
    4th; DIVORCE and of course $$$$….
    5th: Continue to be a drug addict, but divored and with $$$…
    REALITY and more drugs…and history all over AGAIN…. U R SO FCKG LOCA..DEMENTE…INSANE..
    .
    .
    PLIZ HIDE FOR LIKE 10 YRS…U R ANNOYING 4 DOING N O T H I N G..
    .
    .OHH YEAHH……….A PROSTITUTE

  20. Swami says – reply to this


    20

    Lindsay looks very beautiful in this picture. Great bone structure!



  21. 21

    Re: Curious Yellow

    LOL!!!



  22. 22

    *hmmm wonder if i could get away with sniffing that*



  23. 23

    Why is Lindsay HIS prostitute and Dita Von Teese isnt? I wish Will.I.Am punched your face off



  24. 24

    Wow, Dita is stunning and this girl is a prostitute for doing the same job!
    Porkez, you're such a pathetic pig.
    PENDEJO



  25. 25

    The whore
    Dita pays
    Mario for publicity.
    Washed
    up old skank who
    thinks she embodies
    Hollywood glamor,when
    all she is is a piece of fur
    wearing white
    trash



  26. 26

    Re: Helloo nurse! – DON'T BE DISSING PEREZ. He is just doing his job. Lemme tell ya - I'm sure he makes a lot more money "making super fucking annoying posts" than you do. Don't be a bitch. If you don't like the posts, get off the website.



  27. 27

    ANYWHO - I laughed my ass off at that picture.



  28. 28


  29. 29

    Re: themaroonpanic – and is that what really matters in life? making more money than other people?

    btw love the levitating/photoshopped dog.



  30. 30

    So if he's paying Lindsay to be his 'prostitute' as you put it, then I guess he paid for your darling Dita to be a prostitute as well.



  31. 31

    Re: OhhParis
    'I do not know the kind of education you had"
    -
    -
    Clearly he didn't.

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    32

    I thought he'd offered Jordan $150,000 to attend this ball with him.



  33. 33

    Wtf? You are always talking about how amazeballs Dita is, yet you are criticizing Lindsay for doing something Dita has done in the past. HYPOCRITE!



  34. 34

    I must admit I laughed my tits off at that caption you wrote on that picture. On the other hand some of the other posters do have a point. You really do seem to have a problem with women, Perez. Is it because you're gay or because you're a failed heterosexual - or is that the same thing for you? Is batting for the other team your way of coping with a keen sense of inadequacy? I'm not saying you shouldn't be gay. It's your choice, but the chick-hating stuff is something you should work on. Anyway, having said all that; the picture was still funny. By the way, do you have a dog by any chance?



  35. 35

    PEREZ YOUR HILARIOUS! "For $5 I'll lick it" hahaha seriously new catch phrase. I LURVE YOU!



  36. 36

    So are you saying the stunning Dita von Teese is a prostitue? hmmmm The double standards in what you just said is ridiculous.



  37. 37

    Lugner is such a slime Ball. You have to see an episode of his "self made" reality Show. He pays girls to be his girlfriend. People in Austria leave shops when he walks in cause he's so embarrassing. Lindsey has lowered herself.



  38. 38

    you moron…