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No One Wants To Read About Sexy Sarah

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Apparently Sexy Sarah can't move a gossip rag like Brangelinacan!

Palin's pro-life cover story of In Touch Weekly only sold a reported 500,000 copies last week, even though the mag plunked down $100k for the exclusive!

Ouch.

To put it into perspective, the In Touch Weekly issue featuring Brittany Murphy a couple of weeks ago sold close to a million copies!

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    71 comments to “No One Wants To Read About Sexy Sarah”



    1. 1

      yeah but, look at rachel zoe…shudde!



    2. 2

      Good ! Who wants to see some whack-job and here tramp daughter justifying the tramp daughter spreading her legs, getting preggers, and then having the kid ?



    3. 3

      And, they are both ugly ! !



    4. 4

      who cares look at Bristol Palin's tits, FUCK I WANT TO MOTORBOAT THOSE



    5. 5

      sarah's daughter is soo cute.



    6. 6

      at least she has a miniscule bit of talent and goals in her life, even if she is an asshole, unlike you, mario, you "TALENTLESS DOPE" wahahahaha



    7. 7

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    8. dd says – reply to this


      8

      That's not really a fair comparison.



    9. 9

      Ugh. Of course, because celebrity baby issues are BORING. I wish these rags would stop doing them.



    10. 10

      B=Bitch, R=ratty, I=Ignorant, S=Slut, T=Tramp, O= Odd, L=Loose, or 'Late'…Put them all together and they spell BRISTOL !

    11. Laury says – reply to this


      11

      What? You mean no one cares about that bitch? Gee, I never would've thought…



    12. 12

      Re: realLindsayBlohan – i think we're all kind of sick to death of you and your fucking spamming with your weak-ass website. just go away already.

    13. obama says – reply to this


      13

      GAG! Like either one of them ever takes care of their children. For the past yr there hasn't been a day where she hasn't been on some tv show, so she should've gone down to planned parenthood and taken care of that at 3 months. Not doing the world or that child any good by choosing life.



    14. 14

      so which one is the retard?



    15. 15

      WE ALSO CHOSE THE RIGHT TO HAVE SHARED STD'S LIKE hIV AND sYPHILLIS….A SMOKE SCREEN FOR SURE!!!



    16. 16

      Besides their UGLY mugs, and the fact that they should be sterilized, their political & religious beliefs are NOT what America stands for!



    17. 17

      Re: Debaucherina – LoL !



    18. 18

      The Palin family are disgraces to humanity.



    19. 19

      bristol looks like snooki to me. what a pair of tards, sure THEY get to have the choice, but don't want others to have the opportunity to choose for themselves.



    20. 20

      Re: Debaucherina – -
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      ha! you are so awesome!!!!
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    21. 21

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      I want these broads to tag team me
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    22. 22

      People ARE interested! Congrats to Scott Brown! Go Sarah, I think the people are finally starting to wake up from the kool-aid coma.



    23. 23

      THEY might be glad, but I'm not. Selfish tarts. Why not 11 billion people? if all babies are precious, shouldn't every woman have 20? yes, more more more. So what if resources aren't available? and they might be glad, but ask those two kids 20 years from now if THEY are glad. "choose life?" Choose unprotected sex, unlimited sex, babies and babies no matter their challenges and no matter the mother and father hate each other? I hate disposable diapers! I hate magazines!



    24. 24

      Sarah Palin only cares about Trig when she can use him to score political points. He isn't a son to her, he is a prop. Very sad and disgusting.



    25. 25

      Re: mom22freaks – ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….. oh yeah. People are stupid. They think Obama should be able to fix 8+ years of mess, unnecessary war, in less than a year. Then stamp their feet and cry like babies when he tries to explain about delayed gratification. Oh well, they say that people will get the government they deserve.



    26. 26

      Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? Hitler got the Olympics!



    27. 27

      You are so stupid Perez.

      No one wants to read about Sarah Palin???

      Yeah, no one wants to read about her…but her book is on the NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST!!!!



    28. 28

      Re: shittin_condoms – Yeah!!!!!



    29. 29

      OMG people want her to be president? Are you f***ing kidding me?



    30. 30

      This caribou Barbie bitch needs to take her hillbilly family back to the frozen tundra!!!!



    31. 31

      I bet if they had a story about Sarah's porn career, it'd sell zillions, because it would be closer to the truth.



    32. 32

      Re: Debaucherina – #14 The answer to your question is simply that Trig is the most intelligent one of the bunch (of fucking whores and assholes that comprise the Palin compound).



    33. 33

      Just goes to show us all that dead celebrities will always be more popular than retarded children.



    34. 34

      If nobody wants to read about Sarah then why is her book such a huge seller?? It's not the right magazine for her thats a hollywood glamour magazine. Sarah's fans read more credible publications besides In Touch Magazine! Wrong market Perez that's why!



    35. 35

      she only sold all those books because she was on oprah and e entertainment. I saw it at costco :)

    36. amany says – reply to this


      36

      That's what happens when a gossip mag goes 'rogue.' Seriously, abortion? That's a stupid topic for a magazine like this to touch in the first place. Much less with the quitter of the year on its cover. She sucked as a governor, a mother, and a covergirl (not to mention the presidential campaign). I'm sure In Touch has learned its lesson.



    37. 37

      Re: mom22freaks – Yeah. Hooray for Senator Centerfold. I don't blame anyone from Massachusetts for wanting the Cosmo centerfold guy who promises not to vote pro heath care reform. I mean, all the Massholes already have a progressive and inclusive health plan in their state. So why the eff should they give a crap about poor people in other states. Clearly , they don't.



    38. 38

      Re: nycyankeeguy – If it isn't a credible magazine, why did Sarah agree to be on their cover? Ah, that's right, she has no standards. Why is her book a best seller? Because conservative magazines and organizations bought them up and gave them away for free. Even Chelsea Handler and Loren Conrad are "New York Times Best Sellers", so she isn't in rare company.



    39. 39

      True. A New York Times 'Bestseller' is no BFD ! These Hill-billies should all just get hooked on crystal and bugger off ….



    40. 40

      And the only reason they sold 500,000 copies was that the public wanted to get 'Charlie's side of the story' ….. :) !



    41. 41

      "SOMEONE BRING ME MY RETARDED BABY!!!"

      SARAH PALIN



    42. 42

      that rachel zoe person just gave me nightmares for life.
      give Bristol a few years when she realizes she wasted her youth on motherhood for all the wrong reasons. then ask her the question.



    43. 43

      Re: dazed&confused2 – did she really say that? wow. i wasnt sure i could dislike & disrespect her more than i already do but i guess i can.



    44. 44

      Palin's book was number one for one reason and one reason alone. Conservative websites either gave it away for free when people signed up and became a member while other sites sold it for 4.99 to new members. It's a practice that has been going on for many years in hopes of fooling people into thinking there is a big interest in these knuckle dragging asswipes.



    45. 45

      Twat and whore. What parts of that don't you get?



    46. 46

      That's probably because the morons who read in touch don't care about politics.
      Obviously literate people are interested in Palin as her book is currently #4 on the NYT Bestseller list and has been on the list for 2 months!!!



    47. 47

      Re: nancycampbellslut – Wow, what kind of health care do the senate and congress give themselves? They are excluded from the healthcare they are trying to shove down our throats! Oh, and that raise that they gave themselves while there are no increases in social security? Yeah. they really care about the poor!



    48. 48

      WHY won't this white trash clan go away … ? You betcha !



    49. 49

      Re: rachinhb7 – And that's the problem with people. You take whatever people say and then insert it as fact and use it as a reason to hate her. Just like people heard on the campaign trail about FDR, the TV and 1926 and attributed it to her, when it was Biden.



    50. 50

      Re: mom22freaks – If I was gay, and single - I'd love you. That's one of the most common sense statements in this entire website. You know, other than mine. :D :D :D Sad part is, people who don't "get it" or understand it on their own without media telling them what to think (public option Obama campaigned on? GONE!!! More then 5/6th of what he campaigned FOR this bill is GONE from the current version…) or dare even question the fact that NOT A SINGLE MAN OR WOMAN VOTING on this bill will ever use it. AND they still haven't said where they will pay for it from… yeah, because money falls out of the sky… or question WHY the bulk of the debt won't kick in for FIVE years and NOT when the bill is signed…………….



    51. 51

      So comparing a very famous celebrity who may or may not have died from drugs and/or an eating disorder at the tender age of 32 is compared to a fluff article on Palin? Palin aside, that's disrespectful to Brittany. It's not right to compare her cover to anything, even other celeb death/memorial covers. I mean, Jackson's cover probably sold millions but that doesn't make him more important than Brittany.



    52. 52

      didnt want to buy. not even close.



    53. 53

      I don't really care for Plain but you sure do like to make a story out of nothing, and your analogies are so wacked up! who doesn't brangelina out sell, actually I it would have been more of a story if Plain had out sold brangelina not the other way around as your trying to make it look, and Murphy common she died that's why the issue was relevant, other than with her death when was the last time Murphy was in any cover, yet alone story that wasn't bashing her. Oh, and you forgot to mention how well Plain's book is selling!



    54. 54

      Okay but this woman's book "Going Rogue" made the bestsellers list so how about putting that in perspective!!



    55. 55

      no one wants to read about her because she's a loser. fox news is the best she can do…suits her well, i guess. fake news/propaganda for a fake politician.



    56. 56

      Yeah, Sarah Palin only gave birth to Trig because she knew one day John McCain would come knocking and she could use her down syndrome child as a prop. Anyone who thinks this is a fucking idiot. Face it! Like it or not! REAL PEOPLE like her. Intelligent people who are not afraid to discuss facts and reality. Not like you people like Perez, who like to just drop stupid insipid comments and sign off. Fucking illiterates!



    57. 57

      Re: Debaucherina – Your a ignorant cock sucker! making fun of a baby? what trash…



    58. 58

      Re: Be-Atch – You need to get a life bitch! for real… she's a tramp because she had sex with her boyfriend? so you never have had sex out of marriage? pshhh bitch please!!!

    59. Nesa says – reply to this


      59

      No one believe their pr gibberish…Where is Todd? Did she dump her husband to. These two women can't keep a man.



    60. 60

      meh. who cares.
      BUT LOOK AT RACHEL ZOE.
      She looks like the walking dead.



    61. 61

      yet you still post about her. Perez, stop sucking so much. what happened to you man???



    62. 62

      My teenage daughter got knocked up but she's still better than you because she didn't have an abortion. The point is that your teenage daughter is having sex at all. You're teen daughter was just dumber than all the other teens who didn't get pregnant. It's funny how people are hypocrites so often.



    63. 63

      Why do these magazines even bother to write about this white trash clan, who gives a shit about her fucking kids! or her loser ex Levi Johnston !



    64. 64

      Even though I'm not a big fan of Sarah Palin's non-intellect and lack of leadership skills, I think Conservative Republicans will stand by her, no matter what.
      She's unique, but downright scary.



    65. 65

      Re: rachinhb7 –

      Yess!!! she totally did! Sarah Palin is out of her mind!!



    66. 66

      Re: mom22freaks –

      The people in comas are the twats who love this silly bitch and that trash heap of a daughter.

    67. layce says – reply to this


      67

      I am so sick of the Palins. I wish they would just go away…..forever



    68. 68

      and i bet 499,999 of those people purchased the magazine for the rachel zoe story, i know that's why i bought it ;)



    69. 69

      And to put it in even better perspective … Brittany Murphy DIED!!! You're such a dumbass Perez.



    70. 70

      Although I wouldn't buy a mag because Sarah Palin's on the front cover, I think it's the Rachel Zoe pic that scared people away… :O



    71. 71

      Sarah os NOT sexy, and who gives a shit about her trailer trash family