On Dating & Men

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Something we haven't done in a while!

A vlog!

We just had to get THIS out of our system!

    Posted: Jan 21, 2010 at 1:31 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Oh whatever Perezita you just wanted to show your skinny self LMAO :P



    2. 2

      You don't need to shout.



    3. 3

      YOU LOOKS AS STUPID AS EVER MARIO.



    4. 4

      I didn't watch your video because the title tells me everything. How on earth are YOU going to give advice on dating and men???



    5. 5

      ummmm pretty sure u should just move to NY, the dating scene is much less fake than the BS LA scene…but still fake :(



    6. 6

      Shut UP! Karma is a bitch. You made your bed



    7. 7

      Oh Perez how I love you.



    8. 8

      You're going to be SINGLE for the REST OF YOUR LIFE until you change your NASTY and FUGLY attitude.



    9. 9

      perez, no one cares.



    10. 10

      It won't let me view the video, wtf



    11. 11

      that was gay



    12. 12

      I deserve a good guy too. :( Hopefully one will come along for both of us this year, Perez. :) Great blog. xx



    13. 13

      Damn bro, that is desparate.

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      If you are looking for honesty, you are in the wrong business and in the wrong town. Lotsa luck!



    15. 15

      I will say you look great Perez! Keep up the hard work and the positive energy and great things will come your way! I wish I could hook you up with my brother but he is taken :-( Good luck!



    16. 16

      ♥♥♥♥ Super cute!♥♥♥



    17. 17

      I love you perez! I wish I was a gay man so I could date you! Good luck!!!



    18. 18

      You said it, Perez… you are desperate and I feel sorry for you, girl! Here is your problem- you probably want a hot, young gay stud and none of them will be interested in you in a million years. I hope you find someone, but I just don't see it for you. Sorry, gal!



    19. 19

      Perez - MTV needs to give your own show to find love!



    20. 20

      Love him! hahah hes so funny



    21. 21

      Perez, you make me smile.



    22. 22

      You look great and I hope you find someone.. cuz at the end of the day.. that's all we want really.



    23. 23

      you deserve to find someone honest. good luck finding a good guy in el lay. =) you left the vlog on a positive note–smile!!



    24. 24

      You will meet the perfect guy soon!



    25. 25

      amen brother preach….My goals are the same as yours find a good guy this year and keep him….because I think we all have been played by some douchelord



    26. 26

      This is so true! Everyone deserves someone great.



    27. 27

      i love you!!!!! i sooooooo understand everything you mean! good luck to you!!

    28. sj15 says – reply to this


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      ur so cute! you deserve an amazing guy this year, i know you'll find one!



    29. 29

      First of all, it is because you are boring, then it is because you are ugly.
      Oh…and you are mentally ill.
      Besides, I though you had a fucking uglier than you "wifey"??

    30. Laury says – reply to this


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      Perez, fame and looks have NOTHING to do with being single and/or celibate. I'm not famous, and I like to think I'm a pretty girl, but I've been single for almost 7 years. You're just hiding behind your Perez Hilton persona as an excuse, you don't want people to see the real you, and this is why you haven't dated in so long.



    31. 31

      Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness – Maybe you actually should have watched the video, since you are just making a fool of yourself. He didnt give any advice. dumbass



    32. 32

      :) Hang in there! There are a lot of great people out there and I'm sure you just haven't had a chance to meet them yet.



    33. 33

      N*gga, Pleeaaaase. Get over it, and yourself. Your notion of "dating" and "romance" is probably based on Romantic Comedies. Yo, don't expect shit, act cool, and don't be taken for a fool… What does that mean "I'm dating", "I'm gonna find a great guy," "I deserve one…" Sounds really pathetic…



    34. 34

      you are still ugly and fat HA!

    35. JRO says – reply to this


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      I feel you, keep you're chin up :)



    36. 36

      Perez you look so skinny!

    37. USFit says – reply to this


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      You are adorable. Everyone plays the fool sometimes… no exceptions to the rule. Sending love your way!



    38. 38

      perez you sound naive…doesn't matter who you are, getting played is universal and it just takes more experience with relationships to figure out when its happening. desperation doesn't lead to anything positive so i'd get off that tip asap and as for fakery, i mean come one, you live in the fakest city in the world. what do you expect?



    39. 39

      You are adorable! And looking very hot! You seem to be in great shape and very happy. If I was a man and lived in Los Angeles I would really want to date you!!!! :)



    40. 40

      why all the hate people? It takes alot of guts to do that! I am certain many appreciate the honesty and the right person will come along where least expected. Keep being positive and looking great!!!!!

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      OH God. some one is trying to get a gay dating reality show. and hello, since you have some perez in you that was annoying enough to get punched out last year seems to me ur pretty toxic. like I have said before on this post and potential suitors would just date you for your z list fame. youve lost some weight but you still have a fat persons heart and emotions that just means you will be fat again one day. you have issues little heiffer. no one will ever seriously date you buddy you are toxic. and you need botox for the lines around your mouth and hair plugs. you need 10 plastic surgery procedures fix those teeth and I might set you up with one of my bitchy gays.



    42. 42

      I think you are amazing Perez and I feel the same way! People have to get through the top layer to get to the real you.



    43. 43

      When its the right time, you'll find the right guy. Dont stress it. You seem like a genuinely good guy and fuck what some of the negative motherfuckers have posted. Goodluck and i hope you find what your looking for this year.



    44. 44

      You're so cute Perez. Good luck

    45. YUCK says – reply to this


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      I do agree that LA is a hard town to date though, I had to find my self a mid western transplant and I am happier than ever. no drama, no games. **
      perez even though I detest you I can tell buy your vlog that you should really go back to writing this blog the people you have hired are hacks and really dull, from your vlog I can tell why you had some success these people suck and will kill your "empire". I use the term losely.



    46. 46

      Babe, you're looking fabulous. Good for you!



    47. 47

      You're so cute. Good luck.



    48. 48

      uuhhhmmm… sounds like leave britney alone to me.

    49. YUCK says – reply to this


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      time to go watch that gay old standby of a film. THE BROKEN HEARTS CLUB



    50. 50

      AWW perez!



    51. 51

      -
      you are an ignorant, ugly, pathetic, hate-filled excuse of a human being - the fact that no other human - male or female, gay or straight - could stomach you as a partner is evidence of this
      -
      please, make more of these videos, I nearly wet myself laughing…
      -



    52. 52

      Know what? Sometimes I really don't like Perez, but I have to admit, Mario…he's actually a pretty normal guy. Like-able too! It's too bad you and Dan Levi couldn't get something going, you guys would be a cute couple! Yeah, it WOULD be a long distance thing and let's face it, he's a cutie and probably off the market already. Ah well, keep your chin up and keep your eyes open for that good guy. He's out there! Oh, and try to bring Mario out to play more often. He's cool. Seriously.



    53. 53

      Re: YUCK – your one ignorant piece of shit. Stop wasting your time and go do something more constructive with your life then trying to make someone feel bad. Im sure perez can care less about what you think of him.



    54. 54

      Yeah, dating sucks!!! But you're pretty busy anyway, so don't even think about it. HEAL that's the most important thing.



    55. 55

      PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THIS CRAP !!!
      **
      PEOPLE DONT WATCH THIS CRAP !!
      lmao I just noticed zero views on your video…lol lol



    56. 56

      It took me years to find someone who wanted to have a relationship with me (I met a lot of guys only interested in sex and I've been hurt so many times!)… but now I've found "the one" and we're so happy. Don't ever lose hope. You will be love by someone good.



    57. 57

      perez go straight i would totally date u! you look like uve lost so much weight, and the healthy way, congrats!



    58. 58

      btw lookin real cute with that blonde hair! ;) if i didn't live in jersey i'd totally hit you up ;)



    59. 59

      You will find THE ONE this year hon. How silly that people don't understand the "show" that Perez is not Mario. Yes you deserve it. F the users that play with your heart, but that is for sure on of the things that fame will do to you! People will just pretend. Their Karma, not yours sweetie!



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      wow thank you! you have certainly been a victim of emotional manipulators!
      ya.. it DOES hurt. But really, being in the same situation (and bein a woman liking men) I would not feel any different. That must have been soooo liberating !
      yes, it is easy to know what peoeple need.. just look at what they give. if people snub you, it means this is how they need too be treated. some people need to feel rejected to feel attraction. Like you, I am not like that… and this is very difficult. good luck! and try to rest, you look tired hun…



    61. 61

      Thank you for sharing so much of yourself with us, Perez. It's refreshing, inspiring and endearing. You are a genuine sweetheart who any man will be fortunate to call his boyfriend ;-)



    62. 62

      You make me smile too! Don't let people make you insecure, try to concentrate on your really good friends and people with good intentions. You'll find someone, because you are indeed a good guy. I totally see the difference between Mario and Perez you want the world to see.. Focus on yourself, your development and your good qualities, don't lose the faith in good people! Mucha suerte!



    63. 63

      whether it is this year, next year, or whenever it is, you will find a good guy :)



    64. 64

      PEREZ



    65. 65

      You are looking great, perez. I feel like you, unable to date. When I was 13 to 16 I was really insecure about my looks [I hate being super skinny, lol], so I avoid guys interested in something romantic with me.Then I start to be confident, but at 19 I have not had anything serious yet cause I haven't met someone who i really really like.
      Perez might be mean all time, but Mario seems like a great guy so I wish you the best! buena suerte :)



    66. 66

      If you need a mate, pig-vomit, you should look under rocks. That's where one usually finds worms such as yourself.



    67. 67

      Your funny P. I'd totally date you…except I am married, a woman, and I am not gay. Oh well…



    68. 68

      ur still fat



    69. 69

      aww, Perez!! if you werent gay and i wasnt underage i would totally date you!!! your vlog made me smile. i hope you can find your mr. right asap, he will be sooo lucky to have you. xoxo



    70. 70

      Just keep trying. It will happen.
      You have a big heart.
      Best wishes,
      SP



    71. 71

      Perez~ I think that your Vlog was very heartfelt and I can't believe that people on here can be so nasty to you when you are obviously being genuine. I feel sorry for people who have nothing better to do then spout negativity towards someone they don't even know personally..Yes! I know that "Perez" can be an ahole but come on! I personally wish you the best of luck on finding your special someone. I am married to my best friend, my soul mate, my everything…nope I'm not gay but I support gays and always will. Everyone should have the oppurtunity to love and be loved there is no wrong or right way about it. I'm not kissing ass I have no reason to I am merely sharing my feelings with you as you have with your audience. I think you look awesome but better then that you shine



    72. 72

      I appreciate your vlog! You are soo right! Love your honesty… That's why I HEART YOU PEREZ!!!! Good luck!!



    73. 73

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    74. 74

      OMG Perez! Put that bull shit detector on FULL BLAST!!! I told you - you are my prediction for HOLLYWOODS HOTTEST HOOKUP 2010! I mean it!!!! Yes Perez is you and a part of you - it's so fucking hard for you but once they get to know Mario they are sooo lucky! I live in Chicago and if I ever find a suitable candidate I will take an application for you! People should be in line to actually date you - NOT play you to be your friend!!!! Sorry bb! 2010 WILL BE YOUR YEAR! xoxo Nichole!



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      all you haters , if you don't like the guy why bother reading here?

      Prz… hope you find a decent guy… we all need better bullshit detectors… male, female, young, old…..

      lots of bs out there



    76. 76

      BooooooooHooooooo Dude where did you shoot this?In a bathroom at Denny's?You were thinking of the REM song "Everybody hurts"-I think it's more like "Lookn' for love in all the wrong places!"
      I have to confess to getting a great laugh out of this Video-thanks Mario!



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      what about that other FLAMER Ross the intern



    78. 78

      Uh, dude you're the scab. To even think someone would kiss you makes me never want to touch a guys mouth for fear of "6 degrees of separation." Who could even date the freakiest of freaks. But, be glad you are in LA. It's perfect for your type. As you are just as fake as the ones you discuss. Get with reality. For anyone to be with intimately (gross), it will have to be a mutual contract. Pay for it. You have the money. If you even think someone is after you for "beauty" think you are a bigger fool than a fool.



    79. 79

      So honest and open! Good sharing for both gays and straights!



    80. 80

      Sincere vlog, Perez.
      Somehow I get the feeling that, no matter how lonely you feel, you still want to date someone famous.
      Good luck .. dating is difficult, as you said, but someone will take a chance on you, sooner or later.



    81. 81

      Great video Perez, you're right on except for one thing - there's nothing wrong with being "alone." Plenty of people are happy never getting married or having a lifelong companion. Don't forget that!



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      I hope you do find someone who will make you happy and treat you well. We ALL deserve that. Fuck those ppl who talk shit bc in reality all they're doing is showing how miserable THEY really are. They can only simply talk shit and put someone down just to make them feel better about themselves. Why the hell are you even on here if you despise him so much??? I don't get it. Btw, you do look great Mario!!



    83. 83

      AAAhhh… We feel so sorry for you… but then again, we already did…

      Stop trying to be someone, and stop making these excuses for being too scared to be the real you… From what I saw in your Vlog, you are as guilty as the men you have been dating…



    84. 84

      What about Adam Lambert? Just saying. Good luck.



    85. 85

      Did PEREZ HILTON just say he hates drama?
      … LOL.



    86. 86

      hey perez u lost soo much weight ur like so skinny, am proud of u for the first time EVER!



    87. 87

      You look great, Perez! Although I'm not entirely sure that you do not like drama. But good for you for putting it out in the universe. Namaste.



    88. 88

      Perez you need to let your personality shine through more in your posts, because you always come across as likable on tv and in your vlogs, but your printed words make you sound like a hate-filled cretin. I know you are usually trying to be sardonic and witty in your posts, but if you just sounded like this more often people would like you a lot more!



    89. 89

      OMG…Perez is gay?

      Haha…jk!

      Good Luck Perez and you are right, everybody deserves somebody!
      Don't pay any attention to the assholes here!



    90. 90

      you have a huge head. also why are you talking veeerrryyy slllooowwwllly and ENUNCIATING every word.



    91. 91

      Don't worry sweetie!!! You'll find him eventually, it'll happen when you aren't thinking about it. I had to laugh when you said "fake" and "Los Angeles" in the same sentence. LA is all about people who aren't really who they are…you should know that by now.



    92. 92

      Good luck Mario ~ I hope you find what you're looking for because like you said everyone needs and deserves someone. I'm sure it's really hard for you to find a genuine human being too since there are people out there who just want to be around famous people. I wish I knew how to help you. I just hope you aren't keeping your standards to be like all the men you oogle (Zaquisha) because if that is your standard then I can see how you would be disappointed.



    93. 93

      Yes, you do deserve love. xx I really hope you find someone REAL very soon. Sorry you are getting played. Btw, you have turned into an absolutely gorgeous guy. Love the blonde. Never change to any other color!



    94. 94

      Re: RedWingsFan – how the hell did he fit his head in the video?



    95. 95

      awww perez!! you will find your boy!



    96. 96

      What about Glambert??? He's hot!!!!



    97. 97

      Don't let people get you down Perez, the world's full of haters, who can't see the good in people. i don't understand why people would bother to comment with just nasty stuff, if you can't say anything nice..
      kudos to you lovely, for getting your feelings out there, i'm sure lots of people feel dating is really hard for them too, i wish you all the best with finding someone who takes you for you :)



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      Re: ba-buttons – and i suppose you have the most amazing life in the world? you're pathetic.



    99. 99

      If that wasn't the most pathetically veiled attempt to pitch a dating reality show for yourself…everything with you is calculated and fake. The reason no one wants to date you is a vile human being from the inside out. Sure you've lost some weight and congrats to you, but that doesn't change the fact you are such a negative person. You need to know your limitations and try dating someone who isn't out of your league. Don't kid yourself thinking that some "hot stud" is going to be into you. You're not that cute bb. Good luck and try being a decent human being. Dating really isn't that hard if you're a nice person.

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      Re: RedWingsFan – YOu are killing it today my friend all your shit is fucking hilarious.

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