Paging Dr. Drew! Tiger Needs Celebrity Rehab!

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He isn't fairing too well in "regular people" recovery.

A source from inside the rehab facility currently attempting to cure Tiger Woods of his sex addiction, is claiming Tiger hasn't made too many friends since arriving. In fact, most of the other patients resent him for all the special treatment he is getting.

Apparently, Tiger has been exempt from any group therapy sessions, insisting on only one on one sessions to keep his privacy.

That we could almost understand, considering the kind of money any of these people could make dishing out the deets of his sexcapades as told by Tiger himself. However, the other diva bullshit is just too much!

Sources claim that Tiger has a maid service come in and clean up after him, while the other patients have to take care of themselves and if Tiger wants to use any of the public living spaces, it has to be cleared of any other patients.

He's the ruler of the rehab! No wonder they hate you!

Your mighty club work doesn't make you any better than these people, Tiger. In fact, it was your favorite club that you into this place to begin with, so calm it down!

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    Posted: Jan 21, 2010 at 3:45 pm / Email this  »

    28 comments to “Paging Dr. Drew! Tiger Needs Celebrity Rehab!”

    1. obama says – reply to this


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      Please. Tiger and his "problems" are so boring. This story doesn't help either. Just not interesting enough to talk about.



    2. 2

      still throwing your hissy fit huh? cause he slept with everyone but mario



    3. 3

      Tiger needs to follow chores and such as a regular person,… non of this maid/whores incognito bs. Why they allow maids and shit is beyond me. Dude is a lost cause anyways. He is just sorry he got caught.



    4. 4

      he's an arrogant, spoilt little douchebag. he doesn't need rehab, he's not addicted to anything other than getting his own way all the time. he needs a year of daily good hard kicks in the ass. he needs to grow the fuck up and be made to learn that he's NOT the queen of the may and the goddamn world doesn't revolve around him. everybody needs to stop giving him everything he wants all the time. sometimes it's good for you to be told NO just for the sake of being told NO.



    5. 5

      very well said



    6. 6

      it seems like the source from inside the rehab facility leaking this information is actually proving the point that his privacy would be violated in a group setting



    7. 7

      Perez! I dislike this guy soooo much. Think of his kids. He totally destroyed his family and caused an "international situation". We apologize to Sweden. Seriously, we are better than this. All American athletes aren't this bad - I think.

    8. Harv says – reply to this


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      Asshole. Sex addition my ass !!
      This is a maariage and commitment issue.
      The only difference between him and Wilt Chamberlin is one was married and didn't really enjoy it.



    9. 9

      Tigers a major a– but the the stories in rehab are already leaking out so I think he should be able to have some privacy,it's his choice to be there he can leave at any time.



    10. 10

      Sick of hearing about this sad twat.You only got women because of your dosh tosser.Fuck off Tiger.His wife should have used a driver across his head.



    11. 11

      Tiger hasn't been laid in months!!



    12. 12

      Get a life people, I am sure you have your own skeletons. Be careful what you say about others…karma is a bitch!



    13. 13

      Rich or Poor a scumbag is a scumbag



    14. 14

      Tiger Woods is just a bad man, period.

      The saddest thing is the people who give him their hard-earned money by buying his endorsed crap, etc.

      They are the stupid ones.



    15. 15

      Let's give Mr. Tiger Woods a break, nasty people. Leave him alone. Can you imagine him mixing in with the rest of the people at the rehab facility - what with people selling their stories most of the time fabricated, selling them right and left. The reason people are so greedy is that in the US they do need the money badly to get medical care as they are left to get mortgages or give up their lifestyles if they get sick. Universal health care is the answer, see the documentary Michael Moore "Sicko" and do not rejoice that the dumb folks of Mass. have elected a Republican to replace Senator Ted Kennnedy. How horrible, I'm so glad I don't live in the USA. Bravo Tiger, don't mix with those greedy people, do get maid service if you wish, you have worked hard enough, you deserve to be spoiled. I just hope you are not a Republican, otherwise I would not support you anymore.



    16. 16

      Tiger is successful because he earned it. Don't be intimidated by success, Mario. If he has the money to pay for it, why not hire someone to clean up after him? This is so not a big deal. You just can't resist taking stabs at this guy. Why? Because he's a ho? A promiscuous athlete? WOW what a surpise!!!



    17. 17

      Just read an article yesterday that quoted "a source" within the facility that said just the opposite — no special treatment. Can't believe any rag that can't name source. Besides, you'd have to question the integrity of any worker who'd violate patient confidentiality to sell their story to the press. Are they really a believable source? No.



    18. 18

      …And here we go again, just another "celebrity" going to rehab like he goes to a spa and pretending to get clean while we all know his PR team told him he had no choice but to go if he wanted to "clean" his image and get back some sort of career…Once he is out of there he will come back in the spotlights and give many interviews telling the journalists that he is " a changed man" and is "sorry for all the pain he has caused to his family"…while he doesn t give a shit and will just go back to his old habits (fuck everything that has a vagina and a playmate look) once his image is cleaned up…However this time he will do his best to keep his whore business private…just like most celebrities go straight back to cokaine or whatever drug they are addicted to after they have cleaned up their image in rehab.



    19. 19

      i have been to rehab its BS when someone is treated SPECIAL then again there were no celebs in mine!



    20. 20

      Humility is the first step to recovery. -It doesn't sound like he's 'done yet'.



    21. 21

      Dr. Drew has become a fame whore. Thank God that Tiger, even in his situation, is not apart of that scam.



    22. 22

      Re: BlackGaySocialite – Kinda hard when Tiger dumbass was in hiding before rehab. Gimme a break. That dude may be #1 at golf but he is a #1 loser in life. Destroyed his own family.



    23. 23

      Nice rehab center. Privacy and confidentiality are supposed to be of upmost importance. Leave him alone. He is a professional GOLFER, not a CELEBRITY. Move on.



    24. 24

      If I had those millions, I'd indulge in many wild fabulous fuck-fests all over the world. You gotta pick ya timing though, as in, DON'T BE MARRIED when you do it. Be SINGLE and KNOCK YOURSELF OUT fuck yeah. However I'm still laughing at how Elin used his head as golf ball BWAH HA HA HA HAHA.



    25. 25

      If this is a true story, and that is a big IF, given this website….it does hold some interest and value. Why should the other pts in rehab….have to deal with unfairness, when they are also and already paying big bucks to deal with something that on its own is already hard enough….no pun intended…well, not really……



    26. 26

      and isn't the special treatment he gives himself, and gets from others, part of what got him into this mess in the first place



    27. 27

      Re: BlackGaySocialite – You Dont think Tiger is GAy? Those stories from that woman were buried in the press…but i predicted that way before…i do indeed believe mr woods has jumped the fence a few times…whaddya think?



    28. 28

      What a loser! A man with no loyalty to his wife or children is the ultimate scumbag..selfish bastard!