If he gets more than three phone calls, we'll be shocked!
Christopher Ciccone, Madonna's brother, is looking to use the power of Facebook to land himself a major gig. Yesterday, he sent out a request to his followers to call 19 Entertainment to request that he be the replacement for Simon Cowell on American Idol!
Are you for reals??? Why the hell would they ever choose you?
The event page boasts his credentials, stating:
"With 25 years in the music business, Christopher knows all too well what it takes to be a Pop Star, and with his infamous "Ciccone Tongue" he won't be afraid to speak his mind!"
Really? Well, allow us to speak our minds:
No effin way, dirtbag! Get fucking real! It's never going to happen!
[Image via WENN.]