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Madonna's Brother = Epic Moron!!!

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If he gets more than three phone calls, we'll be shocked!

Christopher Ciccone, Madonna's brother, is looking to use the power of Facebook to land himself a major gig. Yesterday, he sent out a request to his followers to call 19 Entertainment to request that he be the replacement for Simon Cowell on American Idol!

Are you for reals??? Why the hell would they ever choose you?

The event page boasts his credentials, stating:

"With 25 years in the music business, Christopher knows all too well what it takes to be a Pop Star, and with his infamous "Ciccone Tongue" he won't be afraid to speak his mind!"

Really? Well, allow us to speak our minds:

No effin way, dirtbag! Get fucking real! It's never going to happen!

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52 comments to “Madonna's Brother = Epic Moron!!!”



  1. 1

    He's like the Gladiator of Dingbats or the Braveheart of Boneheads! LOL



  2. 2

    LOL he's delusional



  3. 3

    I don't think he's a bad person, I bought his book and he I don't think he slammed his sister, he just wrote about his life with her, I wasn't surprised to hear what she was like, I used to love her music, but, I never thought she was a very nice person.



  4. 4

    hey, mario, YOU wanted to be a judge. So did Kim kardashian. All sorts of morons with no talent, no musician experience are jumping out of the woodwork KNOWING that this is a MAJOR job to get exposure. I mean, did anyone remember who Paula Abdul was before Idol other than a trivia pursuit question such as who was a laker cheerleader in the 80's and married emilio estevez ? (Okay, charlie sheen's brother for those under 30)



  5. 5

    Perez, why are you so offended by this? It's not even newsworthy. Get over yourself.



  6. 6

    He has even less chance than you!



  7. 7

    You wanted to do it!! We all know what you think is good…GaGa.
    Why do you think you would be any better???



  8. 8

    Haha perez that dude is no different from you. You trash closeted celebrity gays, he trashes his sister. You both do so in public so what's the problem?



  9. 9

    well you auta since nobody else wanna?



  10. 10

    Loks like hes got a better shot than u MARIO , less of a scumbag than the people who write for this site.



  11. 11

    He is a piece of shit.

  12. Swami says – reply to this


    12

    Actually- it's a great idea. And you, dumbshit Perez– are the greatest promo vehicle he could have.

    You really are such an idiot– thinking you're scoring points with Madge by trashing her brother. Grow up.



  13. 13

    This moron is one of the most nastiest pieces of shit i have had to ever come across…acid tongue, no real talent and looks like a walrus.

  14. obama says – reply to this


    14

    WOW! He is all kinds of delusional. Funny.

  15. zoey says – reply to this


    15

    He would be GREAT !

    He is not a dirtbag ………….god..you and your dumbell hired help never learn



  16. 16

    I think Christopher would be an awesome replacement! He has a very "Simon" quality…. He's a natural at delivering hilarious, acerbic soundbites.

    You're the "epic moron", Perez. You're just bitter because he dissed you on Chelsea Lately. I'm sure he's loving the free publicity this post is giving his campaign!



  17. 17

    and what are you doing, you wrote 14646 times on this side how you would LOVE to be a judge.
    do you honestly think anyone takes you seriously, or would want to see you on tv?!
    get over yourself.
    he at least asks openly for support, whereas you just write about how great you are and "hint" how much you would love to be on a show.

    you are such a failure. you try so hard to get somewhere, and look where you are.
    you are a joke. pathetic.

    that's probably why you love to trash others, so you can feel better about yourself? what a waist you are.



  18. 18

    Re: Swami – so true. he always finds new ways to suck up to anyone who's famous.
    it's so funny how he tries everything and makes an complete ass out of himself. to the celebs he is the biggest douche.



  19. 19

    What a great idea! I would like to be the next tv judge like Judge Judy. My brother is a lawyer so in Christopher's world that would qualify me!



  20. 20

    not gonna happen for YOU either perez



  21. 21

    Wow, Mario. He has less chins than you. That's sad given how overweight he is.



  22. 22

    I'd rather see him as an AI judge than YOU, Mario.



  23. 23

    At least he has some experience. He could be some fat prick who sits behind his laptop all day because he's a coward to get up and get a real job. Oh, wait, that's you. Sorry, but he'd do a better job than you would.



  24. 24

    This loser should marry Dennis Hooper's loser daughter!



  25. 25

    He dared to trash Madonna ion print. He's lucky he isn't in some landfill right now.



  26. 26

    he has more right by far to be a judge a hell of a lot more right than you did to be a judge on miss america or universe or what ever stupid show that was.. you ahve no right to even say his name ass wipe



  27. 27

    OHHH, I WOULD SOOO LOVE IT IF HE DID GET HIRED. JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD PISS YOU OFF AND POSSIBLY MAKE YOU CRY!! OH THAT WOULD BE A GREAT DAY!!



  28. 28

    And that's a big ditto for you Perez…



  29. 29

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  30. 30

    he is so funny…. still if he has the balls his sister has to speak his mind then he could make a good Simon sustitution



  31. 31

    AT LEAST HE WOULD ASK BETTER QUESTIONS THAN "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GAY MARRIAGE?"



  32. 32

    NO PEREZ ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!



  33. 33

    I don't know about his whole "Ciccone tongue" theory. I think he meant "I can act like Madonna and be about as close to her as you guys will be able to get." It seems like every job opportunity he has ever had has been because of his sister, or he was leeching off of her. His whole young life he was working for her on tour and she was giving him oddball jobs designing and decorating her house and paying him BIG BUCKS to do it. When she finally had enough of him using her he turned around and wrote a "tell all" book about her. that's brotherly love.



  34. 34

    Re: miafrea – claps claps claps



  35. 35

    he has more experience than you perezeritto

  36. emhay says – reply to this


    36

    I used to work with his ex-girlfriend. She was literally THE most insane person I have ever met. Narcissistic, manipulative, obnoxious, rude, entitled, unpredictable, and destructive. Between her stories about him, and his obnoxious guest appearance on some reality show I caught a few years ago, I have no problem dismissing this idiot from my consciousness forever. Why waste the time?



  37. 37

    Doesn't he mean '25 years of riding on is sister's coat-tails and then stabbing her in the back'? I doubt that this qualifies him to be a judge of anything.



  38. 38

    Re: hateliars
    "hey, mario, YOU wanted to be a judge."
    -
    -
    Perez wanted to be a judge on Idol?
    That is funny.
    As if he is any more qualified than Christopher Ciccone.
    Posting videos of musical performances does not make someone an expert.



  39. 39

    Re: emhay
    "I used to work with his ex-girlfriend."
    -
    -
    Really? Isn't he gay?



  40. 40

    PINCHE PUTO



  41. 41

    Good for him, standing up to his bitch sister



  42. 42

    What can you expect, he's related to Madonna, of course he's trash..



  43. 43

    Re: emhay – hes openly gay and has been since forever so couldnt have worked with his ex girlfriend because he NEVER had an ex girlfriend.



  44. 44

    as if … he creeps me out.



  45. 45

    You may not like him cuz of the book he wrote about your darling of a bitch Madge-but I see nothing wrong with him judging.



  46. 46

    He survived Madonna…American Idol is a cakewalk in comparison.



  47. 47

    It's funny how people hate him because he "trashed" his sister, as if you all know her better than he does.



  48. 48

    so that:s what madonna would look like without her surgeries



  49. 49

    Wow, they look exactly alike…only he's better looking.



  50. 50

    Re: Gary78 – hahahha , woriahs sister is a prostitute , she has aids , mooriah s mother was a prostitute too ,and woriah is prsotitute too,



  51. 51

    Madonna the Goddess Of Music.
    PIGriah swine flue pig with AIDS!



  52. 52

    What a looser