How Tiger Woods Ruined Thanksgiving: The Dirty Deets
The story that will never end! And it just keeps getting crazier and crazier!
Two anonymous sources close to Elin Nordegren have come forward with details surrounding the now infamous Tiger Woods Thanksgiving car crash. And it's JUICIER than anything we could have ever dreamed!
Hours before The National Inquirer broke the lid on Tiger's affair with Gutter Troll Mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel, he PUT HIS WIFE ON THE PHONE WITH HER to try and convince her Uchitel wasn't polishing his golf club.
Elin didn't buy that mess of a lie, so she texted Uchitel posing as Woods - confirming her suspicions and sending her on one hell of a bitch fit, awakening Woods from an ambien-induced slumber.
After chasing him out of the house with a golf club…well, we all know what went down after that.
Neither Woods or Nordegren's representatives chose to comment on the claims, but if this is what actually went down, then we're DYING.
This has Lifetime Movie of the Week written all over it. We can see it now. Moment of Truth: The Elin Nordegren Story!
Maybe Lindsanity can take a break from her leggings to star as Elin!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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congratulations on, ONCE AGAIN, posting a story a good 12 hours behind everybody else in the world.
Once again, you're amoung the last to run a story. Pretty soon there'll be no reason to visit your site.
Well yet again ya,women please stop being door mats.
Who cares?
Elin should leave him.
Tiger should get help.
Both should be civil parents. The end.
Not trying to add fuel to fire, but she looks preggers to me!
Come on Perez I red this this morning in the daily news, but that would be hilarious, I would defintley tune in for that.
ILL TELL YA WHAT…SHES THE ONE RUINED THANX GIVN BY LETTEN HERSELF GO LIKE THAT. CHECK THE PONCH OUT…AND IS SHE HIDING ALL OF HIS WHORES IN THAT TRUNK OF HERS? ID BE SCREWING EVERYTHING BUT HER
LOOL Lindsay does need to take a break from those leggings
I am SO proud of this girl for standing up for herself. Its alot more than most of the idiots I know do…..Just put up with some stupid shit and keep going back to them. At least this girl knows how to handle it. She did EXACTLY what I would have done. Like, exactly.
Who really cares how it went down!? The retard cheated on his wife and kids what women WOULDNT go fucking crazy? I'd kill him!
hes terrible. who does that to his wife and children that ridiculous. hes an asshole. I'm just trying really understand why there was SOOOO many of them
If she had known that night how many women Tiger was doing, she might have hit him with all the golf clubs.
suck it Perez. Tyler had this up hours agoooo
Perez. It's the National ENQUIRER. You fucking spell it wrong every single time you post anything that has to do with the "magazine". How old are you?
She looks either pregnant or is still trying to lose a few lbs from having two babies - STILL GORGEOUS and HOORAY FOR her for not taking this into the public eye - I admire her. Tiger, u r STOOPID!!!
"Elin didn't buy that mess of a lie" — lols! Clever Perez. Lifetime, so true. Lindz, leggings… ya. funny.
maybe she's NOT preggers! maybe it's an old pic from when she was tho…?
Sorry dude, this is an old story. Read it a month ago. She should have killed the bastard for what he did. I think he got off lightly.
ha! i bet this is exactly how it all went down. lovesit!
okay… why would this rachel bitch be texting to this ass after he just had her try to convince his wife he isnt cheating ???? rachel get therapy..ASAP! you obviously loathe yourself (which you effin should!) but lord get a spine and your own mind
"Broke the lid"? What the hell does that mean?
Love mess much?
Elin looks prego!
Mate, Lindsay sould pla one of the whore-bags1 That way she doesnt have to act so much and the film wont be ruined.
Re: sweetmercifulcrap – of course u would…just stick to your porn and hookers kiddo. its clear
thats just about all that will stand being around u.
That's right, gurl . Beat dat Azz. That's whut I'm talkin' ’bout. Wake up gurls !!! It's time to handle our business. Elin heard about the affair and went to confront Tiger. He was in a deep sleep. She got closer to him and smelled a horrible smell. She got closer. The stench was coming from his mouth. It was a dirty cat stench. Erin was horrified. She realized Tiger had Ate the skank. She went Insane and began to beat Tiger's Azz.
DOESN'T ELIN LOOK PREGGO IN THIS PICTURE? MAYBE ITS JUST A BAD ANGEL BUT BOY THAT WOULD SURE SUCK FOR HER IF SHE IS. THIS GUY DESERVES WAY WORSE THAN HAVING SPONSORS DROP HIM. I'D STAY WITH HIM AND MAKE HIM SUFFER AND NOT SCREW ANY OF HIS LITTLE WHORES. THAT WOULD GET HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING…ASSHOLE! HIS POOR KIDS ARE GOING TO HATE HIM.
Re: SkinnyTie13 – HE HAS TOO OR HE WILL GET SUED!
Don't blame Elin at all. He is lucky he got away. He needed a reality ck. and look's like Elin is the one that can and did give him one. He needs a few more lumps with a club. Everytime he picks up a club I hope it makes him think of Elin. This might throw his game off big WHOOP.
Dirty deets, done dirt cheap.
Now we understand why he burned rubber down his drive way.
HE HASNT EARNED HER BEST RE: HER WEIGHT FUCK OFFS ON HERE. DUDE IS LUCKY SHE IS STILL AROUND TO SAVE HIS CAREER. I DONT GIVE HIM LONG TO SLIP INTO HIS REAL SELF AGAIN.