Halle Berry To Play A True Master Of Her Craft

A 79 year old diamond thief?! We're OBSESSED!
Doris Payne is so hardcore that she didn't let a movie being made about her life and starring Halle Berry stop her from doing what she clearly loves: STEALING SHIT.
The baddest old lady in the USA was arrested Friday for removing the tags from a $1,300 Burberry trench coat from a Saks Fifth Avenue in Costa Mesa, CA and peacing out of the store like nobody's business.
Trench coat? Girlfriend probably wanted to make a stealthy exit in that piece!
She's currently being held without bail for violating her probation.
Halle Berry, who clearly realized that Catwoman was NOT the film to highlight her ability to play a jewel thief, is playing Doris in Who Is Doris Payne? slated to hit theaters this year.
Everyone must be thrilled - the movie is going to get that much more publicity now!
Don't let the man get you down, Doris!!















































No comments, lmao. Real popular site douchebag. All this self promoting shit has turned everyone off, they've gone to TEE EM ZEE. Look at all the comments over there. Your site is dying, no surprise you're posting that you have time to be a judge on Idol/X Factor. That fat ego has failed you once again.
It was a Burberry trench after all…*disappears into trench daydreams*
I know the weather has been bad, but couldn't she do with a $50 coat from Burlington Coat Factory or Ross?
Stupid old loser
Re: obama – Damn her old ass cant get no love fm u old or not ! LOL
Let's not glamorize shoplifters. They are breaking the law and causing higher prices for the people who abide by the law.
I think it's awesome! She ain't hurting nobody!
What the hell do you mean by "dont let the man get you down?" Sounds very racist.
I don't know Perezzie…this smells like yet another bomb Berry is considering here. Hope she doesn't "catwomanize" this bad gal too. Peee-ewww!