We would have been shocked if the report had said she had read a book, but to write one, we are downright flabbergasted!
After calling her an "abusive alcoholic" in his page turner, Linda is firing back with her version of the events that led to the end of their marriage.
Guarantee they won't coincide with how he saw them!
The book will detail “her life, the traumas and how much better life is now that she is no longer married,” as well as "Nick’s accident and the things she has accomplished.”
We're curious about that last part. What exactly have you accomplished? Destroying your relationship with your daughter? Becoming a cougar?
Don't think those constitute as "accomplishments."
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