Split!

It's going to be an awkward day at the office for Chelsea Handler today.
Her rep confirmed that she and E! Network boss Ted Harbert have split after three years together. According to sources, the split happened over the summer and according to her rep, they no longer live together. In a statement, Chelsea's rep noted:
"Ted has nothing but the highest regard for Chelsea both personally and professionally."
This is why you never date your boss! How uncomfortable it will be when it's time for her review!
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How funny that you claim that you have Chelsea's ear and that she is a friend and fan of yours. You really did suck when you were on her show and it is clear that you do not know her or anyone else in her office…why?
SHE ANNOUNCED THIS ON HER SHOW LAST NIGHT!
Way to scoop everyone.
boss's daughter still okay though. right?
Fascinating! Who are they?
I can't decide if she is lying about her age or if she just looks really really old for 33.
ITS NEVER OVER!!!
now he can get a girl with a less mannish face
He's finally learning how not to sweat the small stuff. She probably left him for Chewy.
why would today be awkward if they split over the summer??
Chelsea is the funniest person on TV–
Like usual you are just copying some other info. Never first for you anymore.
i'm sure she will find another car to park in her shallapus soon enough
I guess her show will be getting canceled now. lol
Now she can sleep her way back down to the bottom…I hope whore's show gets cancelled!
I love Chelsea! and Chuy too…
Oh no poor Chelsea I hope she can find another Silver Fox soon Hang in there Girl….get your drink on with your grirls/Crew!!!!
Imagine 'review' time in the Perez Lavender office:
Too many posts with correct spelling…punishable by soft leather whip, underwear optional
Sympathetic treatment of pretty & competent actress…punishments to include sex toys & still camera
A modicum of research entered into before posting…sex toys, video camera & several 'enthusiastic' observers
Posting about Jennifer Aniston & not calling her 'Maniston'…a right, good rogering right up the junta (set aside a long weekend for this particular punishment) (unfortunately for the recipient Mario will be dressed as Aniston whilst said rogering takes place)
hmmm so those previous 'rumors' weren't rumors after all
interesting
the thing is, they have been photo'd on more than one vacation together since summer sooooo….
Okay, i love how some people on here are stupid enough to think this breakup is going to cause her show to get canceled. umm.. she signed a $15M contract last year that keeps her show on the air until 2012! Her show is safe! Plus, pretty sure it would be illegal for Ted to fire her just because she dumped him. She could just sue & i'm pretty sure E! doesn't want to put up money for a lawsuit. Plus, the show gets great numbers for E! so no, this break up is not going to cost her the show & it's ridiculous that people are posting comments like "hope the whore loses the show!" or "oh no! hope her show won't get canceled!" please!
This is such old news!!!!!!!!!
Why is it going to be an awkward day @ the office tomorrow if the split happened over the summer?
They split, uh oh. Looks like someones show is about to get CUT!
didn't this happen like 6 months ago?!
This is very De'ja Vu. Seems it happened last year. Then got back together. The hole post seems very re-used actually.
Just a few other questions for you, Mario. Have you ever worked for a corporation? Do you think the head of such a large corporation really writes employee reviews? Do you really think that any performance review that contained personal vendettas would work out on behalf of the corporation? You're a fool!
Maybe it's me, but I don't think she's funny at all. Quite honestly, I think she's boring.
Well I didnt even know she was dating him ! But , besides that why would it be uncomfortable NOW and not back in the SUMMER when they actually SPLIT? Whatever perezelle LOL !
i wonder if shell confront the rumors again on her show…she showed pics of a recent vacation on her show and she was with him..i dont buy it. hope not i think theyre cute together
I've never had sex with the man…
DAMNIT
…but I always heard that he's one step beyond simple "metrosexuality" when it comes to the well-fitted men's euro brief and knowing his tonics and lubricants.
Re: andriiiiia – on her show last night in her opener she said that since she's newly single she went to Texas for the weekend. So she did address it. The break-up rumors over the summer were fake & she addressed that too. She said something like wow if those rumors are true and ted's sleeping at a hotel someone should let him know ’cause last time i checked he slept in my bed last night.. or something like that. and she's talked about him & showed a bunch of pictures of their new years vacation that they went on together so that break-up was wrong and perez is stupid because they haven't been broken up since summer.
didn't this happen a few months ago?
old news, she told everyone last night…DUH.
Didn't this farm sow call Tori Spelling or someone a horse-face on her show? Look who's talking? Handler herself sports a mug that could easily be mistaken for a horse/donkey. Someone should send her a basket of hay & carrots w/ a halter. She'd like that with her weird eating disorders. (and it's such a joke how she's always trying to span her own waist on air). She is not that funny. Rude, dead-pan name-calling & telling people to shut-up is not funny. It's a total yawn-fest. Oh and a comic having a midget/dwarf sidekick?? Oh that is sooooo original. (not). She's an asshole.
chelsea doesn't need him. she's a badass bitch.
Chelsea Handler is such a horse faced bitch. Everyone thinks it's so hilarious how she talks about being a drunk and a cokehead — the UNfunny thing is it's TRUE. She's deeply sick in the head and a closet dyke (sorry Chels — but you ARE!) The sickest thing about her is that in her fucking books she writes horrible stories about all her former "friends" - also known as the people who fucking supported her when she was a nobody. At least Kathy Griffen/Russel Brand and other successful comics who have written books don't use all the people who helped them, lent them money — bailed them out of jail, etc., as targets for vicious untrue shit. If you think that schtick she puts on is hilarious — guess again. She is just that vicious and fucked up in real life.
Re: Scotch Love – Well said! And to the person above who wondered if 33 was her real age - the answer is YES. She really does just look that old and beat up. Being a full time cokehead/drunk/waitress in LA for about 8 years will do that to you.
Oh, boy! How awkward.
She will never work at E! again.
so she isnt fucking a 90 year old anymore?
GR8!! The next thing to go will be her show (its about time!) for this Kathy Griffin wannnabe!
I love Chelsea, she is fucking hilarious…. She needs a younger, CUTER lad anyway!
Re: livinchitown – and then she'll try to sue him for sexual harrasment
Uhmm, she announced this on her show like 3 days ago. Everyone already knows. Plus,.. they haven't been broken up since the summer, because about a week ago, she was talking about her vacay to mexico with him over the weekend. Perez.. you suck.