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33 comments to “To The Simons”



  1. 1

    You're not qualified to judge talent Perez, that's obvious.



  2. 2

    I would NEVER watch Idol again
    seriously



  3. 3

    God I hate you.



  4. 4

    Don't get your hopes up. You're not famous enough, or even qualified.



  5. 5

    noooooooo, love me.



  6. 6

    Heh..

    Normally I'd say "fck no". Based on the musicians this site has praised over the years I'd have to say Perez has horrible taste in music. However, Idol tends to cater to the shallow, talentless, pop star thing so Perez would probably make a pretty good judge on that show. But I would prefer to see a real music critic who was harsh on the homogenized thing and only praised the truly artistic.

    Won't happen..

    But it would be cool.



  7. 7

    LOL cheap:D



  8. 8

    Seriously would not watch Idol again and I love that show. You would ruin it.



  9. 9

    Paula leaves, Simon leaves, Perez is new judge = idol Armageddon

    A seriously sickening thought, I would destroy my TV and never watch again.

    Stick to faceless blogging, that is when you are at your best.



  10. 10

    how pathetic was that,,,,, mario and his sister enabler - truly self-satisfied, self aggrandised wannabe essence of the truly douche



  11. 11

    I think it would be such a smart move if they hired you! I have never watched an episode of AI, but I would start if you were on. Who better than you to tell it like it is?
    xoxoxoxo
    Good luck, honey!

  12. YUCK says – reply to this


    12

    to the simons:

    if this ugly fuck is on there I will never watch again. fuck this pediche cabron. joto feo!

    yours truly,

    YUCK



  13. 13

    sorry, i meant "nooooooooooooooo…. love, me"



  14. 14

    you're really making an ass of yourself with this.

  15. YUCK says – reply to this


    15

    btw pigz, CHEAP is the operative word, you nasty meth head whore.



  16. 16

    You will ruin the show. A show you dont even watch! If you become a judge of either I will not watch either! You are a disgrace! You have no musical taste and honestly you are annoying to listen to. Your voice sounds like yout mom took too many hits off the crack pipe when she was knocked up with you. I am all for equal rights for the disabled but you are beyond help and should be locked up away from the public. You spew garbage from your mouth. America has enough garbage out there on tv land… do not add to it. Its bad enough you spew all the shit that you do on here.



  17. 17

    AND JUDGING BY THE COMMENTS BELOW BOTH HERE AND ON MTV'S SITE, IT'S OBVIOUS HOW THE PUBLIC FEELS ABOUT YOU BEING A JUDGE - ME INCLUDED. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TASTE IN MUSIC, BESIDES GAGA. STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB, MARIO. AND ENOUGH WITH THE STRUGGLE FOR FAME AND ATTENTION. YOU'RE BEGINNING TO BE LIKE HEIDI AND SPENCER PRICK. GET SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP. THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING FAMOUS. BESIDES, IN ALL REALITY WE ALL KNOW YOU'LL NEVER SURPASS THE Z-LIST YOU'RE ALREADY AT :) HAVE A GOOD DAY!



  18. 18

    OK, begging on your blog every other 10 seconds was one thing, this public plea on MTV is another. Perez, you are not making yourself look good, funny, self-deprecating, or humble in any way. You are making a public fool out of yourself. You have no background, education or technical training in music. You are simply not qualified. The more you beg the more pathetic you become.



  19. 19

    hell to the muthafuggin no hunny.



  20. 20

    you certainly are cheap



  21. 21

    NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!



  22. 22

    Oh god, no! I would stop watching if they ever hired you. You have horrible taste when it comes to music, you hate on people because of how they look, and not to mention you visually fuck every male you see.

  23. YUCK says – reply to this


    23

    btw I hope you arent going to post that shiteous cartoon today.



  24. 24

    Read the comments at MTV fuckhead, no one wants you. You are a pathetic piece of shit, first using your site to beg for a date and now begging to be on Idol. You become more of a joke every day. Fuck off you z-list famewhore,



  25. 25

    Shoot for the moon but if you miss land on vh1 or MTV and do something fresh with some hipper judges and a better set up should have been done years ago.



  26. 26

    oh hell no….

    yawn…boring.

    you have nothing to contribute.



  27. 27

    Holy crap Perez, you are such a hypocrite. You make fun of all these other people trying to get themselves considered when you yourself desperately beg for the spot. And honestly, you are the last person that will ever get picked. You have no musical background, you're hideous to look at, and no one likes you because you are simply an ass.



  28. 28

    That's the day I'll stop watching FOREVER. But I don't think it would ever happen. Perez is desperate to find someway to have some attention but he would absolutely KILL any show he's on.



  29. 29

    You have absolutely no qualifications to be a judge on American Idol or anything else outside of a pie-eating contest, asshole.



  30. 30

    Simon's read this:
    If you have any idea what people really think of this Douche bag… check out any of the comments boards on his site…
    I would never watch Idol if he was on it!



  31. 31

    I WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER WATCH IDOL AGAIN!



  32. 32

    Fuck no Perez!! It's like putting Kobe Bryant to judge So You Think You Can Dance!



  33. 33

    god the begging is so sad and desperate