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FAIL!
TRICKING PEOPLE TO VIEW THAT GARBAGE!
When is the season finale of this shitfest?
Their mouths
don't even move
when they talk.
This is the most
retarded shit ever.
8 FUCKING MINUTES LONG
I got through 2.5 you asshole.
I won't watch another episode of Assisted Living. Sorry but it sux ass.
not funny. not clever. just gross and mean spirited. did I mention gross.
What were Sam Rubin's words again? — oh right, "TALENTLESS DOPE". You just love proving him right don't you Pervez.
No I must not watch this.
DUMB AND STUPID…NOT EVEN FUNNY
Shit! i clicked on it,now i got you more views ..i know what your trying to do ..you think if this little cartoon crap is succesful on the web it will eventually be on television! No,not happening .Its stupid ,really stupid .
Give it up already you fucking asshole.
this is dumb shit. stop wasting time making them.
my brain has melted and i only lasted the first like minute
Fool me once shame on me…
Fool me twice I'll kill you where you stand…
Lame. STick to blogging chubby, and making an ass of yourself in public.
I refuse to watch this garbage. Fuck off.
Warning: this is evidently more of that unfunny PerezSpam known as Assisted Living. The cockroach-in-residence is trying to trick you into watching it again by not telling you what you're about to see. He wants you to "trust him". Ha! Never again.
Sorry, you're not gonna trick me into watching your shitfest of a cartoon this time.
LAME
stupid - not watching another one. you know, perez, you were a little bit talented once, with original ideas. now you are just a mean spirited queer.
these are dumb.
and i'll never click on one of your 'you must watch this' links again.
ever.
boring!!! and i didnt even giggle a little bit!
Give us some fucking warning from now on! I don't wanna click and give you an extra hit for some shit I wouldn't watch.
i like you perez… but assisted living is really really awful. i didnt even come close to laughing once the entire 8 minutes.
The aforementioned 'cockroach', 'dope', 'retard' etc. has just t.weeted that this is the last episode of this shitfest known as ASSissted Living. Praise Jesus and pass the sweet potatoes..Amen.
i will not add to your views
I used up all my insults on the last episode… I check hoping they become funy.. but I was so glad I didn't see this posted at 12:01am like the last 3 were.. I was hoping it wasn't going to appear anymore.
Can't lie, this shit is actually really funny. You have to appreciate flash cartoons to appreciate this…if you don't, then don't watch it.
ha! I didn't fall for that crap this time. Though I might click on it just so I can give it a pathetic ONE star. Wish I could give Youtube allowed us to give negative stars.
Not only is it NOT FUNNY, but it is abhorrent, vulgar, crass, in bad taste, and offensive. You, pig-vomit should be ashamed to have your name attached to this in any way, shape or form. DISGUSTING!!
Re: Miss Moneypenny –
Don't get your hopes up too high though, he didn't say he was never gonna make another episode.
Ha. I clicked on the link and as soon as I saw it was the Assisted Living crap I closed out of it. Can not afford to lose anymore of my life to that garbage.
Ugh…really? Perez, it's just not funny. Not smart or witty or anything….just "ba dum..ch" humour. You're really slipping…dude. All the stories on your site break somewhere else first, and this assisted living…just.ain't.good. Sorry, but it isn't. Turned it off half way through.
I don't know what is more confusing; the "plot" of this episode or the fact that they even bothered to make an episode 4?
sorry perez…i'm a HUGE cartoon fan, but this is laaaaaaame.
and i don't appreciate you trying to trick ppl from this site in going to watch your youtube video…you do it b/c you know we won't watch it on this site when we see the title of the post! laaaaaaaame again!
u guys need to lightenn the helll up n take a jokee! maybeee smoke sum buddah while ur at it! i thoughtt it was funnny PEREZ!
You know this is so terrible that you can't post it on your site but must trick people into clicking the link.
This is too funny. You know your shit sucks, so you have to trick people into clicking the link.
Thank you for making this the last one. This was pure shit. I can't imagine what you would say about it if it wasn't yours. Bury it already.
LAME!!! This was the most unfunny shit I've ever seen!
To people considering watching this–
Don't! I'll save you the trouble…it's 8 mins of your life that you'll never get back.
I actually liked it, kinddaaa….. ?
:)
I don't get why it has such a low rating though.
P, that was really really sad. Please don't link to shit like that.
Jesus Christ…are you smoking pot with John Mayer?!? All of you folks in LA LA Land should take the money you are spending on drugs and give it to the folks in Haiti…or me. What a freakin' waste of money and time.
wow….you alll seriously need to calm the fuck down stay off this site if you will just cut him down all the time..
i actually find this hilarious and wanna know why? its different and puts humor to the whole celebrity thing.. half you are probably too stoopid to understand the punchlines, im 14 and i understood them and laughed.
KEEP IT UP PEREZ I LOOOOVE YOU
Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on me.
Re: Circa023 – Re: BTW ~ STFU – Re: Beach Bum – Re: jones19 – uh ya, fuck you.
Way to make fun of the Oc.. that was the only good part.. and it wasnt even that good. but it did make me laugh… so i suppose you accomplished something. can't wait to watch those while i'm high ahahah
This really is the cartoon equivalent of that crappy tour you ran Pumpkinhead. Just as that rag-tag assemblage of nobodies constituted the hottest acts on the planet, this rubbish you praise as hilarious and LOLgasmic. Pathetic.
Sorry, but that is the stupidest s*** I've seen in awhile…don't think I'll be following your suggestions to any more links anytime soon.
GARBAGE!!!
That was terrible, I couldn't even make it half way through.
What's up with the living turd with nipples that Ryan Seacrest was making love to? Blech!!!!!!
Listen, I have been coming here for 4 years and now I think I am done. You are shameless with your self promotion. You have included yourself as a celebrity with your gossip and the shallowness and need for fame has totally wrecked this for me. Lainey gossip is my new home.
Re: the.real.lc – That is the only way anyone would think his asinine cartoons were funny: if they "smoked some buddah" as you so eloquently put it.
I enjoy your site Perez but, in good faith, I cannot watch this. I gave it it's three chances and frankly… it made me wanna puke… like a cat…
I'm glad you're not doing anymore of these. It really wasn't worth the time and money.
Re: joesmother – Sweetheart since you're only 14 you probably don't know what the majority of the people who frequent this site (adults) do: this has all been done before, and better, at that.
OH NO! I was tricked into clicking onto another episode of Assisted Living. Damn, a warning would have been helpful so I wouldn't have wasted my time.
My post has been erased 4 times!
Why?
Because I put the link to the company that owns the company that Simon F U L L E R runs. That company is the one that green lighted the new project that this moron is involved in with the boy band show.
Everyone go to c k x dot c 0 m and click on contact us. There will be a form there. Tell them how much money they are wasting with this fool…stop the insanity!
This is CRAP!!! There is not one good comment on here about this STUPID cartoon… GET THE HINT!!!
Re: Lysker34 – Thank you! I agree. It's funny in the way the flash cartoons of the early 00's were funny before adult swim humor took over. Clever and profane, love it. Keep going with this, Perez.
Ummmm its funny only cause you guys smoked a fat one before writing it lmao
nty.
Yeah seriously, this shit sucks. Sorry Perez. I used to be a huge fan of yours, but lately you're A.) SHAMELESSLY SELF PROMOTING and B.) Following the romantic relationships and squabbles of TEENAGERS (aka Demi whoevero and Selena Whateverez, and Joe Jonadon't care)
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Killer Bunnies I'm not that much of a cvnt to blame the childs death on her…although that is exactly what Mario would do IF IT WAS ANYONE OTHER THAN CACA. I'm saying Mario wont even mention it as it doesn't gel with the sweetness & light he fucking carries on with regarding her. All objectivity is out the fucking cat flap…
You are the lowest of the low, desperate douchebag to try and get people to watch this shit by tricking them.You worthless piece of shit!
I used up all my insults on the last episode… I check hoping they become funy.. but I was so glad I didn't see this posted at 12:01am like the last 3 were.. I was hoping it wasn't going to appear anymore.
I'm soooooooooo tempted to click on it. What could it be? I'm so excited, I hope I'm not disappointed and it's just another one of those stupid Assisted Living cartoons. Maybe it's Justin Bieber in his underwear. Maybe it's something about Hilton's boy band lust. It's just like Christmas morning, wheeeeeeeeeee.
I don't want to watch this crap… that's probably why you hid it after the jump instead of posting it as another lame assisted living clip.
Stick to the gossip please, it's what made you famous after all!
hahahaha, I LOVE how everyone has learned not to click on your stupid "you must click here" posts anymore. Even I just clicked on the comment page instead to confirm it was your stupid crappy cartoon so your youtube page wouldn't get another hit. FAIL!