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Happy Mother's Day! Truly Yours, Franken-Tittays!

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Well, this just made our day.

A few days ago we heard that the Frankenstein Blow-up Doll formerly known as Heidi Montag was scared to face her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, who was having a nervous breakdown over her daughter's poo poo platter of plastic surgery procedures.

But now the 95% silicone reality star, 23, is not only claiming that Mama Montag knew about the knife-stylings, but plans to be the next one in the family up for a freakish fresh look!

"Actually, she was excited for me and she's asking me … for her surgery next. So for Mother's Day, I have to ask [surgeon] Dr. Frank Ryan if he'll do the mommy makeover."

How thoughtful! Maybe then they can get matching lobotomies afterwards!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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34 comments to “Happy Mother's Day! Truly Yours, Franken-Tittays!”



  1. 1

    why would you perform a lobotomy on someone with no brain to begin with?



  2. 2

    She is so unSTYLISH.
    www.thethrifters.net



  3. 3

    She is such an idiot. I wouldn't be surprised if she's spinning this to justify her stupid actions… or maybe she's just lying to herself (and attempting to do it to the public)?



  4. 4

    hahaha thats hilarious



  5. 5

    poor heidi i actually feel sorry for her. There's no point slating her for changing her looks.



  6. 6

    H-H Heidi prayed and God told her - "Hey, your momma is a moron too!" What a bunch of IDIOTS!!!



  7. 7

    P.S. - Kendra also got some plastic surgery for her mom, and the poor woman looked bad after her procedure.



  8. 8

    ew. cat woman



  9. 9

    gene simmons family jewels already did mommy makeover. with same doc. losers.
    make up some new storylines, hills.



  10. 10

    Yuck! I hope she doesn't look as fucked up as Heidi after her surgery.



  11. 11

    She's a beauty… changing your chin and nose for the better is a smart move… as far as 'personal' preference on her appearance is concerned… I like natural breasts… but she doesn't, and as she said, God gave her the choice.. and she has the right to choose. There isn't a man (straight or gay) who wouldn't get a hard-on if they rubbed their hands all over her body. Deny it all you want…. it just shows how weak you really are that you can't admit your own desires and the truth to yourself.



  12. 12

    She is someone that I use to think was some what hot. Now she is so disturbing looking. I would assume that she knows she made a mistake. But would never say so. Plastic surgery should only be used for emergencies and cosmetic reasons do to accidents. Not sure why anyone would ever want to become so fake.



  13. 13

    Actually, whoever's face she owns now really is beautiful. Heide Montag is dead and this plastic older thing took her place. Quite Stepford, actually.
    *
    The thing that is the dealbreaker is that she has to talk. That girl is about as vapid and undereducated as they come. It actually hurts to listen to her.
    *
    Did anyone notice that her spokesmouth, that moron she claims is her husband isn't even part of the picture anymore?



  14. 14

    Now that this girl is freakish - can YOU PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT HER - and maybe she'll go away. She only did all this for more attention and that is what you're giving her.



  15. 15

    Damn she's an idiot! She's looks ugly, fake and like she's made of plastic now. "My Size Barbie"



  16. 16

    She's never smiling anymore. It's like she has this painted expression and no one's home.



  17. 17

    I bet she drops Spencer like he's a used kleenex.



  18. 18

    Now could something be done about her stubby little legs maybe divide up her old chin bone and insert to make her legs into something other than two stumps.



  19. 19

    The Dr. has his work cut out for him with mama montag. He will need to sandblast off that rawhide first…ha. Oil her up like a baseball mit



  20. 20

    The Dr. has his work cut out for him with mama montag. He will need to sandblast off that rawhide first…ha. Oil her up like a baseball mit.

    I think if Heidi worked on her inner beauty(would take a couple decades but…) she might happy with what she had to begin with. I mean so what if she looked a little bit like the Elephant Man like in the movie Mask. He was a really cool dude. At least her bone deformity wasn't life-threatening



  21. 21

    so undistiguishable now….BLAH!



  22. 22

    FREAK SHOW !



  23. 23

    She looks like every other 47 year old Bev Hills Hag ….WHAT was the skank think'n ? !



  24. 24

    no more of this stupid fake slut overpaid no talent liar



  25. 25

    whats with the ugg boots ? this is 2010 .



  26. 26

    Re: on_the_perez_hate_bandwagon – yes spencer and you need surgery too



  27. 27

    this woman still has a long horse face,

    why the long face ????

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    28

    ughh she looks SO OLD now!! She looks like a 40 year old trying to look like a 20 year old.



  29. 29

    That family is full of SHIT; she looks awful.



  30. 30

    Re: danieltroppy – I was thinking the same damn thing!



  31. 31

    Wow. She looks sooo old now. Some-what resembles a beat up Daryl Hannah…



  32. 32

    LOL



  33. 33

    Wow - now all I do is read the comments / Perez bashing - WAY more entertaining than the post itself.



  34. 34

    I think it is really sad. Because I think she actually looked pretty after her one nose and boob job. And she looked sort of happy. NOw she looks scarred and scary and freakish. Sad.