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    100 comments to “Get Yours Today!!!”



    1. 1

      But I hate… poosy :( have any Got Dick?

    2. mouse says – reply to this


      2

      Really?



    3. 3

      ew



    4. 4

      Amazing?? Are you kidding me???



    5. 5

      You're such a pathetic piece of shit..



    6. 6

      Hmmmmmm… shouldn't the link point to the merch site?



    7. 7

      The cheapest nastiest quality t, I will hazzard a guess this repellant overpriced shite is made in China.
      Do everyone a favor & just have them sent straight to Haiti for emergency clothing (turned inside out of course) or as an alternative fuel source (stand clear for the first 5 minutes of burning as the lethal cocktail of chemicals in the *fabric* will kill you where you stand if you breathe it in)
      Watch out Tom Ford, Gaultier, Armani et al, Mario is gunning for your stylish crowns.



    8. 8

      no



    9. 9

      How stupid and tacky can you be?



    10. 10

      really, is this the best you can do?



    11. 11

      Like, reeeaaally? This is retarded…



    12. 12

      no. Because of the tackiness & because it has your name on it. HELL.NO.



    13. 13

      um, no! Those shirts are nasty.

    14. Sezzy says – reply to this


      14

      U STOLE THAT FROM RENE AND I. WE'VE BEEN SAYING POOSY FOR YEARS



    15. 15

      lol. The link takes you to the home page.



    16. 16

      buy my book, support slimeey, buy my t shits,i love gaga, i hate k stew, watch my upcoming tv show and watch my crappy cartoon that is your site



    17. 17

      Another FAIL



    18. 18

      is this a joke????



    19. 19

      vulgar.



    20. 20

      I hope you sent one to John Mayer.



    21. 21

      No….



    22. 22

      Who would wear this shirt? It's just insanely lame.
      I am Perez Hilton and I'm NOT smarter than a 5th grader.



    23. 23

      wow perez we all know you dont like the poosy



    24. 24

      I find this offensive coming from you. Your always degrading women calling them whores and sluts and than you want to sell products like this? If women are smart they wont buy this.

    25. Manay says – reply to this


      25

      wow!!! society is really spiraling downwards!!



    26. 26

      Does anyone actually buy this shit??? Seriously, who in their RIGHT mind would wear this crap?!?!? i wouldn't wipe my ass with it even if I had swallowed a whole jar of laxitives and was trailin shit on my carpet. You fucking disgust me you hypocritical attention seeking famewhore…it must SUCK to hate yourself so!



    27. 27

      unless this is some kind of weird perez thing (or any thing for that matter) i dont know about…. i find this shit weird bc a large MAJORITY of girls read this site, and while i'm sure many are LGBT… i just dont feel like any self respecting adult would wear this even if they did "love poosy" ahah only high school aged boys and gay guys who wear it to be ironic….

      i really feel like he's gonna only sell like 5 of these. like i said, unless it's some weird perez/tween/popculture thing i don't know about



    28. 28

      I wonder who would actually buy this, and wear it in public.



    29. 29

      Disappointing!!! Only a total douchbag would even think about wearing this.



    30. 30

      I thought the second one was really cute until I caught on to what it said.



    31. 31

      Did you keep any back with the S & Y missing for yourself pig-vomit?



    32. 32

      Re: kookyteddy – lol. Katy Perry is a douche then. Because she just tweeted this about the shirt "I want that, gimme that"



    33. 33

      HEY MARIO……CUT THE POOP
      WAY TO PAY IMMIGRANTS TO PRODUCE GARBAGE…
      SHOULDNT U KNOW BETTER
      BEING AN IMMIGRANT UR SELF
      GET BACK ON UR DOOR AND FLOAT BACK TO UR COUNTRY



    34. 34

      wtf



    35. 35

      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – god that was annoying and fucking stupid.



    36. 36

      y dont u just put "i love it up the jacksy" on a tshirt



    37. 37

      too bad you are a fucking butt pirate



    38. 38

      Classy, as usual.



    39. 39

      Honest to god…who on earth is going to wear that? Poosy? Triple Yuck! Perez is a high functioning retard with an ego bigger than his website. And he's fat. Fat fat fat fat fat and gross and fat. Fat. And you think you'd be a good candidate for American Idol? Puh-fukin-lease…do you not realize how obnoxious you are? Do you really have no idea?

    40. Lucas says – reply to this


      40

      I didn't think you liked poosy Perez ;)



    41. 41

      How conveinent of a shirt Perez tsk tsk



    42. 42

      I don't get it. Aren't you supposed to be a celebrity gossip blogger? What's with all the crap for sale?



    43. 43

      How about not.



    44. 44

      There is nothing creative about these t shirts (it's all been done before). Honestly Mario, grow the fuck up, they're nothing but tasteless, cheap, tacky and crap!!



    45. 45

      WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SHIRT? YOU ARE A FUCK FACE



    46. 46

      Not trying to hate, but why would anyone wear that? It's so tacky to have something like that on your shirt.



    47. 47

      :s this is what i am seeing?

      i cant help but feel , that you were just lucky and one of the sights that took.

      gossip is fun.. but your creative, fashion, television appearances, animated series, and oh,, that face… are a complete fail..

      lets just stick with the beautiful people.
      sell out.



    48. 48

      Ugh…Mario you are tacky and cheap as hell. Is this supposed to be some throwback to your shitfest of a "song collaboration" with that singer awhile back? Shouldn't yours read "I love dick (although I don't get any)"??



    49. 49

      HAS ANYBODY EVER noticed Perez never has good ideas? I can't recall even one.



    50. 50

      Are any of us really surprised; look at his de-functed Hot Topics line and now the fiasco he calls CoCo Perez. Gay men have great taste in fashion both on what to wear and how to decorate, Mario has none of those. What proof do we have that Perez is gay; there is no man in his life, no ring on his finger and nothing up him bum but pooh! He no longer writes his own trash but his sister does it for him and you can really tell the difference not only because of their style but illiteracy, and he makes his own Mother his maid.



    51. 51

      It's what's hot with the trailer trash crowd.



    52. 52

      Did you have them make one for you too Mario saying - I SMOKE POLE



    53. 53

      What does it mean? I don't get it



    54. 54

      Not amazing. You're weird.



    55. 55

      Perez is just tired of being the only person on the planet who is hated and mocked by virtually everyone who sees him (other than a handful of vacuous 15 yr old mean girls.) He figures if he can trick someone else into wearing one of these shirts, he'll have company.



    56. 56

      I fucking love them…..and poosy.



    57. 57

      How Juvenile. Jesus Christ, Perez, grow the fuck up

    58. hebe says – reply to this


      58

      does anyone really buy this shit? i wouldnt wear it even if i got paid.
      looks cheap.



    59. 59

      Re: PinkBubbles –
      Well said. Plus I find it disgusting anyway and would totally look at someone who wear ths in public with disgust also. We aren't stupid! That would be like women wearing a shirt that said "I love cock!" with a picture of a rooster on it. Just as objective imo



    60. 60

      this from the guy who thinks ed hardy shirts are oh so tacky……sad



    61. 61

      Very tacky and dissrespectful but then again what can we expect from you!



    62. 62

      Honestly Perez, this is by far the worst things you've ever tried to push.
      Really tacky and cheap-looking



    63. 63

      Not edgey, not fun…. just stupid and classless.



    64. 64

      I want to fuck Jessica Simpson's p-u-s-s-y. She's so god damn pretty.



    65. 65

      Why do half you people have accounts on hurr if you hate him so much? Why not waste your time on someone you actually like? Hmm…



    66. 66

      haha



    67. 67

      ummm… this is pretty classless. Who on earth would pay money for a shirt w that message? It's not even funny!



    68. 68

      I think I'll pass!



    69. 69

      Re: poosie – Hey Poosie, everytime I see these shirts I think of your avi. Funny, funny.



    70. 70

      Gross.



    71. 71

      Who in their right mind would actually wear one of these awful t shirts?



    72. 72

      Re: trinigirl123 – Re: trinigirl123 – I have some dick for you



    73. 73

      They suck like you dick head…. And for the recored you have no style or taste



    74. 74

      What or who is poosy? ;-)



    75. 75

      "I luv underage boys" would be more appropriate for you Fatboy



    76. 76

      Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – Hahaha lols yea. Although these shirts are way tacky!!!! I agree though. :) Better on an avatar than a shirt anyday!



    77. 77

      Re: Heather3 – Im the original made to be only in avatar form. Perez is trippin…



    78. 78

      waaaay to degrade cats … and no i don't like girls .. i like BOYS



    79. 79

      Lame, been done, tacky, classless.



    80. 80

      Is this a joke?



    81. 81

      Re: Heather3 – Meeeeeee!



    82. 82

      the guy who wants to be a spokesperson from equlity and to be taken seriously and the guy who wants to act all self righteous every time people that prejean chick looks sideways, is also the guy who wants to sell POOSY shirts. pathetic. here is a bit tip perez, stick to what you do best, kick celebs when they are down and shows us all their flaws, keep you self promoting bull to a minimum and keep your face, your bands and you tshirts in the shadows where they belong.



    83. 83

      I noticed you have one maternity shirt.. I LOVE when stars are preggo and you put the little stick man on the belly.. idk just an idea : ) p.s i love love love you



    84. 84

      WTF? Aren't you about 5 years behind the cutesy phrase on the shirt phase?

    85. CSear says – reply to this


      85

      This is THE DUMBEST thing I have ever seen. period. SoOOOoOO ugly and basically sums up all that is wrong with the world. You suck. get rid of this. If I see anyone wearing this I will throw up. YOU ARE NOT CREATIVE



    86. 86

      Lets see, about 85 responses with about 81 of those responses totally hating or being grossed out by these shirts… awesome… lol

      And cuppcakezz, we come here because its fun to watch someone fail on so many levels and to be a part of that is awesome :-D



    87. 87

      Re: NancyOttawa – that was fucking GREAT. I can't stop laughing



    88. 88

      They look cheap and tacky and come in colours that only you would enjoy, Pumpkinhead. Quite garish, actually.



    89. 89

      Re: perezizadeusche – PEREZIZ! Oh my. I'm embarrassed, or blushing (is that the same thing lol) I was kidding, but um…thanks for the offer.



    90. 90

      I'm not buying not a one of those ugly ass shirts



    91. 91

      Why are they 'amazing'?



    92. 92

      this is just stupid…



    93. 93

      Who would spend money on these stoopid shirts? Really dumb!



    94. 94

      I'd rather be shirtless in Alaska than to wear that.
      Re: cuppcakez – I think it's way more than than half here's a better question for you why do you waste your time defending this low life?



    95. 95

      merchandise fail!



    96. 96

      lol… so much hate for the mighty P… I think most people here are like me… too lazy to look around for a better gossip site.. but take a few minutes to look around.. gossipcop has link at the bottom of their home page.. it took me 2 minutes to find a better site.. accesshollywood for one… have a look. Take Perez out by just stop coming here… join me…



    97. 97

      You love "Poosy" because you wish you had one.



    98. 98

      LOL, what the heck is this perez????? all of them are tacky. And what's "possy"??? is that english???



    99. 99

      hahaha…well i think its hilarious



    100. 100

      I'll take 20 dozen… dont ask what for…