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Hey Mushroom Cloud! You're Not saMANtha Ronson!

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Let's see if that reality check can make it through all that hair gel!

Pauly D from The Jersey Shore thinks a lot of himself and his abilities. While his cast mates are trying to land $10,000 an episode for season 2 of their hit MTV show, Pauly D is trying to collect the same kind of cash from his day job.

Or night job, however you want to look at it.

While he used to take in on $1,000 a night spinning at various clubs in Providence, RI, now he is looking to make $10,000-$25,000 a gig. And you know, some other guido is going to give it to him!

Can't really blame him for trying. Reality fame doesn't last forever! Make the money now before the money is gone!

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34 comments to “Hey Mushroom Cloud! You're Not saMANtha Ronson!”

  1. 1

    HIS HAIR ANGERS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

  2. cdv says – reply to this


    Don't "h8" you hypocrite. Just because he does the GTL and you can only spell it, doesn't give you the right to slam. At least hes trying to do something with himself. BTW- isnt your 15 minutes almost up?

  3. 3

    *sigh* pretty sure i read this somewhere else like yesterday

  4. 4

    My friends. What we heard last night from the man child president was more blither blather from a person who does not have any clue what he is doing. What was heard was an amateur hour of nonsense and brain separaton. This current man child in the White House is a blithering idiot and needs to be voted out come 2012.

  5. 5

    who ARE these fucking looser people?? and WHY are they famous, they are disgusting, low life trash, and they dress like cheap hookers and pimps. UUUGGGHHH!

  6. 6

    That is not an outlandish DJ fee for any DJ who is halfway decent…..

  7. 7

    he's kind of a jackass. actually all the boys on the show were jackasses. i only liked the girls.

  8. zooby says – reply to this


    these jersey shore guys are idiots and ugly. how can anyone defend these greasy trashy kids?

  9. YUCK says – reply to this


    omg I would much rather watch pauly d spin than that ugly dyke saman. she is nothing but trash.

  10. 10

    Hey asshole, calling an italian a guido is as insulting as calling a hispanic a spic, so why don't you cool it.

  11. 11

    Are we sure he's not from Long Island? He's a dime a dozen in the hamptons summer time. So cheesy.

  12. 12

    I'm Italian, and I wouldn't give him 10 bucks.

  13. 13


  14. 14

    Re: Head Banger – They call themselves guidos, so why not??

  15. 15

    now you are on Samantha Ronson's side. wow you sure love to flip flop with celebs. you are such a kiss ass your lips is turning brown from all the ass you kiss.

  16. 16

    Not that I disagree, but Samantha Ronson isn't worth those fees either…what's her claim to fame? Oh yeah…sleeping with a has-been.

    Maybe if you and all these other "entertainment" sites would stop talking about Jersey Shore, they'd not be able to command these prices….supply and demand and the idiots that encourage it.

  17. 17

    Re: njpaul129 – what in the world does that have to do with jersey shore? are you lost? can somebody please shepherd this poor addled fool back to the fox news website or something? he's clearly befuddled and confused. poor thing. don't worry, we'll get you back to your angry little rich white friends and you'll feel safe and snug back with them there.

  18. 18

    It's a sad day for America that there is a Jersey Shore "craze." These people have no talent and what's worse, they're not even good looking. At least the Kardashians are decent to look at….Let me know when Snookie and Flavor Flav get married- that has all the earmarks of top ratings.

  19. cl254 says – reply to this


    there's nothing wrong w/ him charging that much if someone is willing to pay it! and besides im sure a lot of girls would be showing up at the club to wanna see him! he's my favorite on the show! and i would wanna see pauly d anyday over saMANtha!!

  20. 20

    He did not make $1,000 a night, he made a $1,000 a week.
    Get your story straight.

  21. 21

    This Dude is one Heavy Hitter!

  22. 22

    Everytime I see this guy his head reminds me of one of those cones that drumstick ice cream comes in. I'm always waiting to see the white ice cream covered with chocolate and peanuts on top of his hair.

  23. 23

    Anyone who would pay this greased up piece of thrash any money has to be half brain dead, the only type of people he would attract would be thrash like him.

  24. 24


  25. 25

    I'm not sure if any of you have been to Roosevelt Field on Long Island. It looks like the jersey shore threw up on all the stores and people in it.

    These people do not entertain me. If I wanted to see this kind of idiot I would go to the mall or the club Glo ( I think J WoWW is going there tonight) Gross.

  26. 26

    Some other guido? That's like saying some other spic to a Latino, you dumbass.

  27. 27

    love pauly d! he's my fav on the show!

  28. 28

    Re: njpaul129 – Hi, this is a celebrity gossip site. Take your comments to Fox News…they will be more appreciated there.

  29. 29

    He's way prettier than Samantha Ronson.

  30. 30

    He isnt mushroom cloud.. he's DINASOUR HEAD!!!! HA!

  31. 31

    It's true! I go to Northeast High School, (home of actor Tony Danza) for the school year, and we are trying to get Pauly-D to DJ our senior prom. We got in touch with his manager and they're asking for $10,000 plus other expenses. Crazyyy.

  32. 32

    he's very good looking…

  33. 33

    Re: zumagirl – angry much? LOL Calm down their pathetic 15 minutes will be up soon enough :) !

  34. 34

    No, it's , more like: Samantha Ronson is no Anita Sarko. Stop promoting her, she isn't all that. She can take her arse back to the U.K.

    Pauly D. isn't the only imposter out there.