Jonas Brothers NOT Breaking Up!
Girls under 12 and gays of all ages let out an epic sigh of relief today.
Despite previously claiming the future of the band was uncertain, Joe Jonas was kind of to calm everyone's nerves when he assured the world the Jonas Brothers are NOT breaking up.
"We are happy being a band, and it's what we've always wanted to do. We are not breaking up. There's no reason for us to do that."
But they ARE definitely busy doing their own things! Nick has his cute little solo project, Nick Jonas and the Administration, and Kevin is having marathon jack-rabbit sex enjoying married life.
Joe, however, is currently writing new material, and claims, "I can't stop!"
Make up your minds, Jonas Bros, and stop toying with the tweens' hearts!
[Image via AP Images.]
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Perez, the Jonas Brothers said this multiple times.
And the media kept on ignoring the answer and kept on asking it.
Jonas Brothers are just taking a break, they are not breaking up.
Excuse me while I don't give a shit.
Um… Like so many of your recent posts, this was posted on people.com earlier this afternoon. Get with it mario!
That's really sad. They should definitely break up
They have a lot of fans over the age of 12.
I actually find it more surprising that they have as many young fans as they do.
I blame the damned Disney Channel. fuck.
back in my day the boys we all liked were so much cuter. these jonas children are really unattractive and dorky. i don't get it.
"Do ya wanna buy a used car?"
Nick and Joe r kwl bt who cares about Kevin and his weird sideburns duz luv Elvis so much that he decided to have sideburns like his???? F*ck…
These bozos are not talented, sorry, plus they have zero persoalities…..
About time you posted this!!! I would appreciate a post on Joe at the White House for the Special Olympics. I think some people on here need to know that he isn't doing nothing, but great things instead!
noooooooooo!! dont do this to me
ROFL noone cares about these kids anymore..I said it when these fuckers started blowing up the TV/NET/Radio "they are a fad and will be forgotten" and lookie whats happened..Rumors of a breakup and the other one getting married has been the only thing keeping these guys somewhat relevant..
STOP SPEAKING FOR "THE GAYS"!!!!!! OMG, we DON'T like Heidi Montag, and we DON'T like the Jonas Brothers.
uhm. most jonas brothers fans are actually OVER the age of 12. just thought i'd let ya know, prezzy.
& yeah, all real fans know they aren't breaking up…
Where in Phila. did he buy the suit.
Ok Perez not all of their fans are 12 and under Im 17 and Im not gay and I absolutely love them everybody knows that they are not breaking up they say it in every interview and people like you just always twist their words to make it seem like they never answer that question so you can start rumors so just SHUT THE FUCK UP untill you know what you are talking about. Oh and its about time you post the truth
Wouldn't it be great if all of the Jonas Brothers just dropped dead?
excuse me, girls of a lot of ages. I'm 16 and still jobro loving (:
That suit is a fashion DON'T.. a table in some diner is missing it's tablecloth. Return it Joe…immediately.
Heyyyy…some of us are straight girls not under 12. LOL… *shifty eyes*
LOL @ "cute little solo project".
TSK TSK not nice.
Whatever it takes to see more Joe entertainment, is what I'm behind, so, bring it.
Re: tigrrrlilly – Geek chic. It's never out of fashion.
Re: JoeJonasluver – TRUE! Keep up the good cheerleading.
Re: satellites – Re: tigrrrlilly – omg THANK YOU! they are just squeaky adolescent boys, no singing talent at ALL! yes they can play instruments, i think… but i dont get it either. nkotb were/are trained and talented singers and were/are still HOT! none of the jobros are either of these things, i was SO excited to hear they broke up, not that i wish bad things for them, but please say it aint so!
Re: darlingnikki88 – ok im a fan of these boys but I'm 18 and I just have to say….NEW KIDS ROCK!!!! Saw them at Staples center and in vegas their past tour and they can put on a show! If only I were closer to Jordan's age….
Make that bank.
perez, stop saying stuff about them being gay and having sex!! the jonas brothers are not like that
They have said this before that they are not braking up..Even if they would break up, they could never stop writing or playing music together.
lol
Not all his fans are twelve or under…
He looks like PEE WEE HERMAN
Joe's going solo? THANK GOD. Gonna beat the shit outta Nick's solo garbage.
Re: jonaslovertilltheendoftime! – Sweetie, they are nice boys, but they are human and they are not asexual as far as we can tell (lol(…the sooner you accept this the less easy you will be to disappoint in the longrun.
JOE JONAS LOOKS ADORABLE!
HE'S OH-SO-CUTE!
yay!! i love them! love you joe! and btw i'm 17 and i know loads of jonas fans above the age on 17, so stfu
HOT!