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Simpleton Lets Loose At A Business Meeting!

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And by let loose, we mean from her ass because she FARTED!

During a business meeting for her denim line last week, Jessica Simpson could no longer keep quiet!

"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," said an insider. "Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

Total inspiration for the denim line - lady jeans that can withstand the most powerful farts!

Ha!

P.S. You know you're famous when your farts are news!

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78 comments to “Simpleton Lets Loose At A Business Meeting!”



  1. 1

    Slow news day?



  2. 2

    Lol does she have no shame anymore?



  3. 3

    A room full of people? Five? Must have been a small room. Good to know she is human.



  4. 4

    that's so embarassing!



  5. 5

    TELL ABOUT HOW LADY GAGA FARTS IN YOUR FACE MARIO YOUR NOSE IS SO FAR UP HER ASS IT HAS TO HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.



  6. 6

    LOl US sent me this 'News' this morning. Thank God I'm not a celebrity because I let loose by mistake too (not infront of the boyfriend lol). But the whole world does not need to know. I mean SHE IS HUMAN, what she's not supposed to break wind?



  7. 7

    Hahaha. Pretty funny. Super embarrassing for her. EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING that its on this site. I would die if I were her!

  8. chewi says – reply to this


    8

    If this is true, she is a fucking pig. Period.



  9. 9

    LOL! Go Jessica! LOL! I would have tried to have made it as loud as possible.



  10. 10

    That's the EXACT quote they sent me. Man you do copy and paste huh?



  11. 11

    I think I'd die of shame if something like that happened to me, and it was posted all over the place -.-



  12. 12

    GOOD GOING JESSICA!!!! I KNEW SHE WAS A FARTER! SOMETIMES WHEN I FART I JUST GET TO INTO IT YKNOW? AND THEN I JUST LET GO AND SHIT MY PANTS AND JUST SIT THERE FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR AND KEEP AND ON SHITFARTING THE PAIN AWAY. YOU GO GIRL



  13. 13

    Was the accuracy of this story checked-out?



  14. 14

    some things (not many) should be left unsaid. this is one of them. poor girl.



  15. 15

    Good news is the loud ones usually dont smell. Right? Better than a big gassy one that smelled like a port a potty. Right? Her mom shouldnt have said a word but laughed. I am sure it didnt help the moment. "Jessica do not fart again. Okay mom, because you said. Pffftttt."



  16. 16

    This is lame, even for you, Perez.

  17. pryme says – reply to this


    17

    oh please, she farted through all four seasons of "newlyweds!" how quickly we forget!!



  18. 18

    So she cracked a rat - and this is news? Your "wifey" sounds like she does so every time she opens her mouth.



  19. 19

    You know you are a punchline when your farts make the news!



  20. 20

    Right.Like this happened.Idiots.



  21. 21

    P.S. - "a room full of five people"? LOL Was this meeting held in a bathroom? That would explain it!



  22. 22

    So… Nick Lachey farted on Newlyweds. The whole world heard that one. :P



  23. 23

    I have to admit that I got this headline in my email this morning and while it made me laugh hysterically (I think most of us can commiserate at one point or another) I also have to say how absolutley HORRIBLE to have this as a national news story. Poor girl is probably horrified beyond belief. Definetely wasn't a friend who released this bit of info! Lol!



  24. 24

    GROSS. Jessica Simpson is nothing but a big FAT sloppy PIG. She's always burping and farting and talking about how stinky she is……SICKENING. How in the F*ck did this moron become famous anyway??? Does she not realize that she is nothing but a joke now?? Seriously. Nothing but a joke to the world. She reminds me of some nerd in high school that got lucky and got famous for having a completely average sounding voice and average looking face. Go away Jessica you fat nasty pig



  25. 25

    Re: chewi – Why/ Do you not ever let loose? Maybe she couldn't help it. That you would condemn her for this one little thing that we all do, says more about YOU than her.



  26. 26

    Re: LizardKinG – Good one! I so agree with you!



  27. 27

    "And by let loose, we mean from her ass because she FARTED!"

    That had to be the funniest, most obvious thing you've ever said, ever, Mr. Perez. Bravo!



  28. 28

    Wonderful ! Is there greater joy than letting out a big fat fart, the louder the better. Congratulations Jessica, I am jealous. I once let out such a big fart, my husband thought I had broken the chair I was sitting on. We laughed for a while. BTW my husband and I have given each other permission to fart whenever we feel like it. Don't have to apologize. Heaven on earth !



  29. 29

    whoa talk about a turn off, guys like to pretend girls dont do this type of thing, yuck



  30. 30

    News Flash, we all fart. The end.



  31. 31

    Wow she farted. Who doesn't? it's not good to hold in your farts.



  32. 32

    OMG Mario! She is HUMAN! B O R I N G story!



  33. 33

    No wonder Romo dumped her….if she farts in meetings, imagine what she does behind closed doors.

  34. chewi says – reply to this


    34

    Re: MyOpinionOnly – Of course I do. However, not in a business meeting and not with my mother around. And yes, you can help these things. You don't just build up a big nasty fart without knowing it ahead of time. She could have left the room for a moment and handled her business. And, judging from her history of public flatulence (e.g., her stupid reality show), she clearly doesn't have an issue with it and enjoys the attention of it, so yes, it does make her a fucking pig - again, IF the story is true.



  35. 35

    My Perezcious once farted a butt plug halfway across his bedroom.



  36. 36

    did the fart smell like a smashing pumpkin dick?



  37. 37

    good lord perez, are you running out of celebrity gossip and this is the best that you can come up with? I know that I have been sitting around waiting on you to report which celebrities fart and when do they do so. You really are an idot, aren't you? Oh by the way, will you ever report to us that Lady GaGa raises the toilet lid to pee? I am waiting on that one!



  38. 38

    While I don't think this is particularly newsworthy, if it is true I am surprised that her mother would do that. If her mother realized what happened why would she humiliate her daughter like that? I mean seriously .. if I was with any of my kids and they did that I wouldn't scream their name to the heavens. But I agree with everyone else … if this is news then it's a slow day indeed.



  39. 39

    Re: bongo – lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  40. 40

    Its Human Nature and she is well…. Human!



  41. 41

    Funny, I haven't seen it on the CNN ticker — only news to YOU.



  42. 42

    That's so funny! LOL!!!



  43. 43

    that seems like something she would do, but there was no cameras around and it was a meeting, a professional meeting. just because it was jessica it was probably expected of her. "Oh that Jessica Simpson"

    "Thats Jessica for you!"

    shucks.,…



  44. 44

    Re: DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD – #12 - R O F L ! ! !



  45. 45

    Farting in a meeting is nothing. Listening to Jessica attempting to speak intelligently will drive people out of a room much quicker.



  46. 46

    hahah let them eat hot winds



  47. 47

    hahaha, so THATS why Tony Romo dumped her! Her flatulence problem.



  48. 48

    Re: Hodge Podge – LOL!



  49. 49


  50. 50

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I WOULD HAVE LAUGH MY ASS OFF (literally)



  51. 51

    IF it walks like a pig, talks like a pig,eats like a pig and smells like a pig,it must be a…………………Jessica Simpson



  52. 52

    Classy! surprised NO! Would I ever buy Jessica Simpson Jeans ……HELL NO!!!



  53. 53

    id smell her fart. funny stuff!



  54. 54

    Yeah, I am sure this happened… Now you're making up shit about her to fill your pages?!? SAD!!!



  55. 55

    Re: DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD – WTF BRO??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……OMG that comment just threw me out of my chair and on the floor I was laughing so hard!!!!



  56. 56

    Absurd post, stooping to the lowest level, everyone passes gas. It makes you look like a complete moron for posting this.

  57. naima says – reply to this


    57

    That's so unlady-like and disgusting. Jessica could have excused herself and run to the neareat bathroom or elevator or staircase, or anywhere for god sake. She's trash. Real ladies dont fart Period.



  58. 58

    Poor thing… she couldn't hold it anymore… Shit happens.

  59. amany says – reply to this


    59

    Seriously?? This isn't news. EVERYBODY farts. What's the big deal?



  60. 60

    hhahahahhahahahhahaa



  61. 61

    You know your blog is shit when you are reporting farts…Such a looser site.



  62. 62

    Re: bongo – hahahahahahahaha



  63. 63

    bahahaha that's amazing. Her mom is mean for pointing it out like that!



  64. 64

    Re: trinigirl123 – If you can't fart in front of your boyfriend then who can you fart in front of?



  65. 65

    Someone farted and that is considered GOSSIP? Maybe in the 5th grade, but come on.

  66. 6one9 says – reply to this


    66

    Farts happen “““““ so does “ shit!!!



  67. 67

    Everyone farts! some slip out during sneezing, laughing etc. She's not a pig, it was an accident. Can't believe people are judging her on the tightness of her anus. Get real!
    Must be hard for that thing (puckered up star fish) to stay shut anyways when she's probably having some major indigestion from all the varied foods she shovels into her mouth on a daily and nightly basis.
    Was she not burping all the time on her reality show?



  68. 68

    Wow, that diet of hers is making a whole new name for itself.



  69. 69

    What a Fart Ass!!! When will she ever learn not to wear tight jeans?



  70. 70

    HAHAHAHAHA



  71. 71

    Fat chicks always have the loudest, loosest fats. Must be all of the junk food they eat.



  72. 72

    Poor girl…she is just human, just like us!!
    So leave her alone, she must be horrified!



  73. 73

    You guys sound like a bunch of tools. OMG she farted how embarassing. lykeomfg i would DYE IF I FARTED and people knew about it…

    holy hell i fart all the time who cares



  74. 74

    Re: DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD – hahaha..what the fuck.
    eh but yeah..does anyone else thinks she looks a bit weird



  75. 75

    damn i have never laughed so hard from this site..reading all these comments.



  76. 76

    Who cares and how could you possibly know this……….



  77. 77

    KICK ASS NEWS!!!



  78. 78

    Jessica's centerfold is going to be in farmers weekly as piglet of the month.