The Longest 40 Days Of Matthew McConaughey's Peen's Life
We bet he's been taking extra long showers as of late, huh Camila?
Matthew McConaughey's lovely girlfriend just gave birth to their darling new little girl, Vida. Since her lady bits have kind of gone through some distress recently, Camila told Matthew there would be no sex for him for 40 days to allow her parts to recoup.
She explains:
"Where I come from, we believe in something we call a 40-day break after the baby. You have to let your body do its own thing. You give it time to recover and let everything settle down. You kind of respect all the hard work your body has just done and give it a break. For these 40 days, you really take it easy. By that I mean no sex, light, healthy food, no trips to the gym. Then, after 40 days, you are good to go."
We envision, somewhere in the their house, a calender with the date circled with a big, red marker and a condom taped to the page. ( We don't think Matthew will want to reproduce again if celibacy is part of the deal.)
Good luck holding out for another 3 weeks, Matt!
P.S. - Isn't there a movie about this?
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DUH! You can't have sex after having a baby naturally perez. Stuff is torn and broken. You have to heal. It sucks way worse for her. That shit hurts.
Having 2 kids of my own, both naturally… the 40 days is kinda required…. I dont know any woman that would want anything in her vag after giving birth to a BABY! You bleed for the first 3 - 6 weeks afterwards anyways.
Dr's orders are usually 6-8 weeks of no sex after childbirth.
We have the same thing in the US…. You can't have sex for at least 4-6weeks after having a baby.
Doctors usually recommend waiting six weeks after birth before having sex.
This is normal for moms after giving birth. Doctors usually recommend no sexual activity for at least 6 weeks!
40 days????? that is not long enough!
"In her country" ?? In the United States, you wait 6 weeks with a vaginal delivery before going back to your gynecologist to get the "ok" to exercise and have sex. Your discharge papers at the hospital papers state- nothing in the vagina for 6 weeks inlcuding tampons!
It's 8 weeks for a C-section.
THIS IS NOT NEWS!
Everyone's dr tells them no sex for 6 weeks after the baby, dumbass. ALL husbands have that date circled on their calendars.
"Where I come from, we believe in something we call a 40-day break after the baby.”
thats everywhere u dumb broad. all doctors recommend six weeks. this comment irked me for some reason. like american fuvk the first night out.
6 weeks is the norm… just sayin this isn't really news now is it?
that's funny cause my guy and I have been together for 15 years and he's on the 3 month plan; without us having a baby.
looks like it irked everyone else too…
Call ME, Matthew!!! I have a couple of places u can keep it warm while you wait!!
After your mother had you I swore off sex for the rest of my life
Awwwww poor Matthew, no sex for 40 days, why must men suffer like this? When I have a baby, I'm not going to let my man go through this 40-day hell, I'm gonna tell him to go have sex with all the women he wants, because let's face it, celibacy is 100 times worse than giving birth.
You go girl!!!! Hopefully Matt wont runn around naked smokin pot and playin the bongos haha love you boo!!!!
what kind of maniac would want to have sex with a woman sooner than a month or so after she gave birth? that sounds punitive. do you know anything about pregnancy? why don't you think before you post?
Perez, it is soooo obvious you know nothing about women.
He looks really stoned, stupid and gay…So no wonder Rezzo Ratso goes for him…But I'm surprised to see Rezzo so hot over some boy who is not sickly looking and underage.
You are so uninformed Perez. There is no sex anyway after a baby for several weeks to allow the area to heal. Doctors recommend six weeks although four is doable for some.
It's 6 weeks in the U.S. Perez. You're such an idiot.
Oh pleaseeee… Just because there's no penetration doesn't mean you can't do other things.
And yes, I've had kids.
it's not just her rule, you really can't have sex right after having a baby……when you push a kid out, it shifts bones and muscles and everything in your body……and if you have a c-section, your stomach muscles are ripped out of place, so you need to heal!!
DUH!!! Your not suppose to have sex for 6-8 weeks after giving birth!!!
Hey Dipshit, you are not supposed to have sex after having a baby for atleast 6 weeks!!!! Because you need to heal, you are prone to infections and you are uber fertile and can get knocked up super quick if you dont wait. its not just where she is from its everywhere!!!
DUH!!! Your not suppose to have sex for 6-8 weeks after giving birth!!! You bleed for 6 weeks at least and heal….even with a C-section…dingbat!
I know after I had my daughter the doctor said no sex for 6 weeks. That is not something new perez or something unique to camilla.
Well…..you are supposed to wait 6 weeks after birth to have sex anyway. So 40 days seems about right. Nothing big there……..
Perez you pervert mind you own business.
LOL, most women are still bleeding for WEEKS after sex. And yes at least 40 days. Who the fuck wants to fuck after having a newborn. Blegh. Not to mention sleep deprivation. I swear Perez either you or your staff have like no clue. I kinda thought you'd be more informed since I thought you have a vagina LOL.
40 Days and 40 Nights, part deux?
Yea he may not be getting sex from her, but this swine will get it else where…AS USUAL. Has he done that good of a con job on her to convince her otherwise!!?????? STD city!!!!!!!!!
I think i speak for every woman who has given birth to a child vaginally when i say I think perez should have a log about the size of a new born with nails and shards of glass sticking out of it shoved up his ass and see how soon he wants someones dick to comfort his aching ass…. not gonna happen even after the six to eight weeks sex hurts if you were torn or cut guess being a gay male he wouldn't have to think or even understand anything about females and child birth
6-8 weeks normally, doctor's orders. This won't be new for Matt as it's his 2nd child. And with a c-section women aren't even permitted to drive straight away either.
Wouldn't he have already known this after the birth of his 1st child???
No biggy,he,ll just take matters in his own hands.
I'm laughing at the mental image of Perez reading all these comments about the state of a woman's vajayjay after giving birth. I hope he's in a corner, tucked into a fetal position and rocking back and forth while crying.
Its normal to wait at least 6 weeks before having sex again. The vagina and all the interior is all ripped up and needs time to heal. Besides, we get mentrual period for about 60 days straight after giving birth.
She's getting revenge for him not wanting to marry her.
Make it 400 days, Camila! Whatta jerk.
She had a C-Section the first time, so does this mean she gave birth thru the Vadge this time, or does it even matter ??
My Girlfriend was the same way.. She sucked my dick hard though, so I didn't mind one bit.
Enter the male lovers.
Congratulations on discovering hot water Camilla! You can't have sex 6 weeks after giving birth, no matter where you come from.
THE GREEKS DO THAT TOO ONLY IT ALSO INCLUDES NOT TAKING THE BABY OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST DAYS … I HAD SEX QUITE EARLY AFTER GIVING BIRTH MYSELF DESPITE BEING CUT AND ALL… LOL
BFD! He probably hires whores (high class) a la Charlie Sheen. And, his dumb wife likely approves, because he is one big meal ticket.
Is he calling Lance …. ? As in, Armstrong ?
Re: tellall – Lance, come quickly! I NEEEEEED you, brofriend !
She makes it sound so mystical and old -world cultural, (like a Jackalope or a Unicorn) This "40 day break" is what every OB around the world will tell a mother after birthing. 6 weeks. No sex. Much Rest.
Re: CHANCE – that comment irked me too. I'd say 6 weeks is the standard waiting time after having a baby as recommended by doctors in most countries i believe.
Um, medically you're supposed to wait 6 weeks after giving birth to have sex anyway. Its ALWAYS the doctors orders after you have a kid (I have 3, I should know).
He needs to stop acting like some sex deprived hero when EVERY father has to abide by this rule, not just him. Dumbass.
DUH!!!! Good luck holding out!!! ????? are you serious, obviously you didn't take the time to ask your Mom…..it's not a foreign thing, it's a life thing, you need time to recoup, after natural birth
Where have you been Perez or whoever writes this shit? I don't care where you are from all women's bodies need a chance to heal and this is a normal process. You apparently do not know much about where babies comes from.
That's the normal time…..its not just 'where she comes from'…. doc's advise you to give the vag a rest for 6 weeks….aka 42 days….
After you have a baby whoever you doctor is will always tell you no sex for atleast 6 weeks, so nothing really new here
Re: Laury – If you don't value your relationship, he won't either. WTF. Don't give permission to your man to commit adultery. No good woman would. What a doormat thing to say, and anti-family; your new child needs a father around. Why would you shove him out the door to someone he may move out for? Gawd.
Never mind the possibility of bringing you home a disease. A decent man has no problem with a dry spell. Besides, there are other things you can do.
what the shit is this woman talking about, in her country they do this? you're not supposed to have sex for six weeks after having a baby…. shutup camilla, you're a dumbass.
Poor Matthew! How he must have suffered! Honestly it is more like 4 months before women feel like having sex after giving birth. I'm speaking from personal experience.