Old People Can Be Pimps Too!
Filed under: Super Seniors
You work it Bill Murray! Rock that half-full head of gray hair and sagging skin!
Last Sunday, Bill took his aging hipster self to a party at the Sundance Film Festival. Sporting a knee brace and a crutch, Tiny Tim Bill was working the room like someone half his age!
He reportedly was socializing with everyone at the bar, shaking it on the dance floor, and even landed himself a hot, young blonde to party with. Around 1 am, he was seen leaving with the girl in tow!
Well done! That old dog must have some decent tricks!
[Image via WENN.]
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yea some homo must of broke ur heart ..or your sister is on her period cause these post are just str8 up nasty for no reason. funny enough i bet you have helped many celebrities to have issues with their bodies. and ummm your the fat ass that had so much fat that you werent happy and now you talking about his saggy skin. what about all ur loose skin and bald head. come on Mario..or his sister or his retarded cuban mother…be nice!
that's what happens when your bill murray, perez
What do you have against Bill Murray?
Oh wow I can't wait until you get old Perez.
Bill Murray is a legend!
You must be kidding. You are ragging on Bill because he is aging? Seriously? The man is a legend, and you are a blogger. Don't get confused. I see by your other comments I'm not the only one who thinks you were way off on this one.
good for bill ,he looks pretty darn good for his age..are you jelous
He's Bill Murray he doesn't need any tricks!
you could have your blog and not be so rude, people would still look you up! I don't read for the comments I read for the constant uploading of gossip. You must take quite a beating though int he real world…you should end the whole mean Perez personality and just be yourself…..you've been noticed your not going to just die out.
He's 59, ffsakes; he's a ways from being a senior citizen yet. Besides, at some point, age is all in your head. Remember, he's the one shaking it on the dance floor, and he's the one who went home with a blonde in tow. Top that before you say your ageist crap.
What IS your problem, Perez?!!!! Is there not any newsworthy stories? I see no point in bashing this actor who has given us all tons of laughs over the decades. Are YOU afraid of agining??!!!! Outright mean and bitter is what you are coming across as….Oh, right….if bill had been gay, you would have written that he was an amazing character….sorry, I forgot your prejudices against the straight population.
how are you going to rag on bill murray?
it's bill fucking murray!
you're just mad he's got more game than you and he's 59 years old.
at least his thighs arent as thick as yours. you already have to have a wheelbarrow for that gigantic ass of yours. when you are 60 you will look like jabba the hut with dyed blonde hair, cocopuff
This is really shitty of you…whoever posted this. But what else would I expect from somebody whose idea of creativity is drawing semen on people's faces? I don't know who is running this site, but it is just going downhill.
He is a huge asshole in real life, he turns the charm on when he wants to get laid
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Bill Murray legendary comedian/actor lookin' sharp.
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As opposed to you Mario, a legendary-in-your-own-mind infamous, famewhoring celeb-wannbe who dresses like the over-the-top limpwristed clown you really are, giving gay men everywhere a bad name.
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I am a good looking 23 year old woman, and I would hit that. No question.
I don't get it, Perez, do you think no one gets older? You do realize, don't you, that he alternative to celebrating another birthday would be death.
The superficiality of your post is astounding.
who wouldn't want bill murray?!
i love bill murray. he's one of my favorite actors
what the hell is it with this site's obssesive mocking of people for simply aging ?!? you DO realize that, should you be so lucky, you are headed for middle and old age too, don't you ?
it would do you well to show a little respect for your elders…and betters.
WoW Rezzo! Out of the first 22 posts here, everyone thinks your a real effing douche, except 1 tard and another Butt Pirate… Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What the F is wrong with you Perez. You are a mean, hateful, smelly, ugly, fat AH, that thinks hes God's gift to mankind. Let me say this, you are nothing, zip, zilch, nil, nada, a big fat ZERO. Stop being so dame hateful and you may get more people to read your blog. You only copy other sites any way.
Hi Perez- Please don't use the word "pimp" like it is even close to being something good. Pimps subject vulnerable women to lives of degradation, danger, and often unending damage to their bodies and their identity. It is NOT cool.
Yes the truth is upon us, Perez' sister is his mystery writer when he is out and about!
BTW you can tell wehn she is writing because although Perez tell the truth - he isnt nasty! His sister hates everone!
and BTW Bill Murray isnt as old as you think he is!
U GO BILL!
Perez - u and your r revealed….
Re: Nostradamus – He does work that hangdog thing. I've heard him be unprovokingly sarcastic just because he felt like it.
Bill Murray's not old, you hypocrites!
Always saying you're advocates for anti-airbrushing, being happy with your body, and then you come out and full-on ATTACK the fantastic Bill Murray! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Bill Murray is starting to show his age and there is nothing wrong with that; it is going to happen to all of us one day or another and and if you have great Genes it will take some of us longer to look their real age. Mario however is looking way older than his real age and with that being said Mario at this point already looks half way to dead so yea keep talking shit about how people look and it is definitely to going to bite you in the ass harder than it has already have. Having seen your Mom and Sister it looks like it hit your entire family.
Perez would suck Bill Murrays cock in one second. He's jealous of the guy for being an artist and Perez is stuck blogging with his dick in his hand.
im hARDLY EVEN knowiong what perez is sayin anymore what is DEETS
Really Mario, again with the ageist remarks? Making fun of him because he has gray hair and sagging skin. At least he has created something in his lifetime, rather than leaching off of other people's success. Should we discuss your enormous chin or your eyes that are too close set, or your face that is too long, or your legs that are fat…should I continue?