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65 comments to “Shore Thing, Snooki! We Believe You!”



  1. 1

    WTF…is it possible? Did this chick get uglier or what?



  2. 2

    Small?
    Gaw.
    She looks like
    a heffer
    in that pic.



  3. 3

    She is fat (and not the good kind either).



  4. 4

    Here's a few words for Snooki's tiny ears; let's hope they penetrate her tiny brain: Honey, you don't have the body for that dress. You looked like a stuffed sausage. Now I realize you have no class and even less taste. And it's bad enough you humiliate yourself on national TV. But at least have some mercy on the unsuspecting public by allowing someone who DOES have class and taste dress your porky little bod. You're just too gross.



  5. 5

    1. Fire the stylist. You look like a short fat sausage.
    *
    2. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MAKING YOUR LIPS LOOK LIKE DEFORMED VAGINAL LABIA?
    *
    3. Please bathe.



  6. 6

    Gosh ! She's so fat !



  7. 7

    That is one UGLY woman



  8. 8

    Did no one talk to her about horizontal stripes? It looks like bulldogs are trying to fight their way out of that mess.



  9. 9

    She would know trash.



  10. 10

    God, this girl is gross looking. Only in America.



  11. 11

    she looks so fat



  12. 12

    Urgh, she has a horrible body shape, especially in that dress.



  13. 13

    WTF DID SHE GET FATTER? snooki is so fuckin ugly. she looks like kristen stewart.



  14. 14

    why do you always talk about her?



  15. 15

    Re: Canadiana* – much, while you on the other hand got even hotter (hope ldc doesnt see this :) )



  16. 16

    Whoa!
    Do any of these kids realize they look like fools and the media is making a mockery of them?

  17. ash,* says – reply to this


    17

    Your use of the word 'situation' in every jersey shore related post in not witty. Its getting old.



  18. 18

    Wow, she looks FUG. I don't like sticks, but she just looks ew. She's disproportional, in this picture anyway. I don't think she's cute/pretty or anything, but that dress is not flattering.

  19. Theo says – reply to this


    19

    OMG, she is fat.



  20. 20

    For the love of god stop shoving these retards down our throats



  21. 21

    she is soooo uglyyyy lmaooo ughhh!!!



  22. 22

    Re: Canadiana* – ITS ALL THE PIZZA AND SODA…THE GIRLS A TROLL….



  23. 23

    Wowzers..what is she going to look like after a couple snookie juniors come around? She better get that under control or she is going to be a freaking house!!



  24. 24

    love the beefy photoshop job you did on the photo!!! (it is photoshopped, isn't it??? LOL)



  25. 25

    What's with the Renee Zellwiger "I-just-sucked-a-lemon" puss? Past that, all and any similarities end.
    Not that she's all that, either.



  26. 26

    I can't figure out how someone as short as her has such long hair first of all. That dress is probably good for someone at least over 5 feet 6 or something. Not only does the dress accent her fat ass and mountainous thighs, she gets those boots on that make her look even shorter with all that fat on top of short. The first thing she needs is a haircut and then she needs someone who knows how to dress a short fat girl. She's ugly as sin and her face can't be made much better but her body could at least not make you want to hurl when you looked at her if someone would dress her right.



  27. 27

    also, does she do that thing with her lips on purpose, or did her plastic surgeon fuck up and stick boob implants under her nose?



  28. 28

    Snookie you are way too fat to wear that dress. And you look like you have a hemrroid where your mouth should be.



  29. 29

    Holy crap, she's gotten even fatter!



  30. 30

    I thought maybe you were going to bring up her blurb in People magazine where she said she's a SIZE 3 but would like to diet down to a SIZE 1. She must be referring to her shoe size….even though she is extremely short, that's not size 3 body!!!



  31. 31

    its good to see a girl who isnt' a twig on tv, but I wish it would be someone less trashy.



  32. 32

    LOL she looks like a stuffed sausage….jenny craig here we come but I don't think they would take her either



  33. 33

    She looks like the Penguins daughter.



  34. 34

    It's a midget bowling ball with a bump it



  35. 35

    In the new issue of "People" magazine, this girl says that she's a size 3 and plans to diet until she's a size 1. There is absolutely no way she's that small. I know the camera adds weight, but it can't possibly be adding that much!



  36. 36

    No comments……. Btw.. what is she fameous for????



  37. 37

    bahahahahahahaha she is so fucking ugly.



  38. 38

    She's morphing into Aretha Franklin.



  39. 39

    I actually kind of like her, but I would prefer if she and the other babes on that show stop wearing royal purple and royal blue. I feel like they have 2 outfits they keep rotating between the three of them.



  40. 40

    DAMNNN.
    That's not phat or thick AT ALL



  41. 41

    That purple ace bandage is gasping for air



  42. 42

    I don't watch the show so I've never seen her from the front, but she is F A T!!! What a piece of trash!



  43. 43

    Hey Snooks, if Jersey Shore doesn't work out you'll be getting a call from Jenny Craig.



  44. 44

    Why in Earth was she at the Grammys?!!?



  45. 45

    Looks like someone smashed Barney on the top of the head accordian-style. She is ginormous and not well proportioned. Maybe she swallowed Barney whole? And that ugly trout pout she tries to pull off in all her pics does NOT work for fat faces. It really doesn't look good on any face, but it just looks worse on her huge round face.



  46. 46

    Make this bitch go away please!!



  47. 47

    She always looks like she's straining to fart. Where, along the way, did ANYONE ever say to her,'you should be in pictures' ??Where does one get this kind of nerve? Must be a glutton for punishment.



  48. 48

    who pulls a face like that at the grammys??



  49. 49

    What a pig! Anything written about this porker will now and forever after this comment be completely ignored by me and everyone else with any sense of taste.

  50. TCYB says – reply to this


    50

    I do not know who this person is, but there is something wrong with her lips. They always look like they are glued together.



  51. 51

    WHO IS THIS COW???????? I TOUGHT IT WAS MADAM LAMEBERT AT FIRST BUT THIS IS A REAL WOMAN, A UGLY AND VULGAR WOMAN. WHO IS SHE?



  52. 52

    gosh this chick is too ugly



  53. 53

    how did she get so fat?



  54. 54

    A big boobed Oompa Loompa



  55. 55

    i seriously think thats just a really bad angle! i dont think shes that big!



  56. 56

    She is so damn ugly! Sorry it sounds mean but it's true.



  57. 57

    Holy… she looks hideous. How old is she? She looks like a 57 year old in very poor health. And, she needs to stop doing that fugly lip thing.



  58. 58

    She looks like a beach ball with hooves.



  59. 59

    lol she's fat. And I like a big girl but this girl here thinks and dresses like she's tiny. She might be short but she sure ain't small.



  60. 60

    que puta tan fea



  61. 61

    why do you keep posting shiz abt this woman? boring



  62. 62

    what the fuck is that?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her breasts and ass looks bigger than her head! girl sit your ugly ass down!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  63. 63

    Ok, we all have body problems. Granted, she could have dressed better, but I think it would help her to care more about herself. Stand like a lady and why oh why does she do her lips that way? Has someone told her that was cute? *sigh



  64. 64

    Who IS she? I've never heard of her. and shes gross. like. ew.

    think she can get a tighter dress?

  65. bunna says – reply to this


    65

    PLEASE hire a stylist: get rid of the bad hair extensions, even out the Rite-Aid bronzer, realize that a blouse and a skirt can be sexy (in the right size and when worn over good undergarments). I think they even make SPANX in leopard print so you can still bring out your inner guidette.