Dieting Tips From Snooki Snickers!!

The cutest little Guidette who ever sucked the salt out of a pickle has her own weight loss regime, and we're shocked/thrilled to say that girlfriend is getting healthy right!
"I'm a size 3, but I'd like to be a size 1. I eat salads all the time. Then I go running."
"If you want to go out and drink, just drink something light. Be a normal person."
Well-said, Snooks! No need to to lay off the happy juice and stop fist-pumping your way through life, you just have to be conscious of what you're eating/drinking and ready to do a little physical activity!
We think she should come and work on her fitness with us!!
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Well if I was 2 inches tall I would be a size 3 too!
She'll never be a size 1. To be a true size 1 you can't have those kind of curves. And just because you squeeze your giant titties into a size 1 dress, doesn't make you a size 1.
There is no way that chick is a size 3. Just sayin.
THAT FUGLY HEFFA IS NO SIZE 3..BITCH IS TRIPPIN
In what universe is she a size 3? She sure as hell doesn't look like it.
She's a liar. Maybe she squeezed that fat ass into a size 3 spandex dress but that don't mean it belongs in one. No girl that is a size three has the back fat that she has in a bikini, that's for sure.
I hate this stupid Bi#*h. Size 3 my a$$. Maybe 13 but not a 3.
That is a face only a mother could love
Love Snookie, but her and Mariah Carey have the same stylist…go up a size or two ladies you don't have to look like stuffed sausages!
If she's a 3, then I must be a negative 12
noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo shut the hell up perez!!! why the fuck would we wanna watch a not drunk/not eating shit snooki?!! youre fucking stupid! her getting trashed is part of the reason her show was successful
No thanks porky, keep your useless opinions to yourself.
"We think she should come and work on her fitness with us!!"
I'm sure that's the last thing she wants to do.
size 3? maybe her feet. OR the camera adds tons of poundage.
Size 3 my ass!
In what alternate universe is that chick a size 3?!
yes, for trolls size three is average.
but size one will not make that face look better.
Re: MichellaIce – Are you fucking stupid? He didn't say a word about her not drinking, retard. L2read.
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WTF shes NOOOO way a size 3..Are you kiding me??? shes fat! just cos shes short doesn't mean she would into a 3… if shes a 3, i must be a size -5
yes it is very possible for her to be a size 3 because she is like 4foot9. Some of my friends are skinny, but 5foot10 and she is a size 6 even though she looks like a 2.
why do people like her?? shes ugly and trashy
no way that girl is a 3! i am 5'9 and weigh 128 and am a size 2! get a grip!
If she's a size 3 then I have 10 inch cock! SERIOUSLY! I know she's like 4 foot "tall" but even at that heighth the ho isn't a size 3!!!!!
size 3 my butt
a size three? what?
She looks EXACTLY like those BRATZ DOLLS!
shes the biggest size 3 that ive ever seen
and if you really care about losing weight you should be able to sacrifice alcohol, it's not the end of the world to not get wasted all the time
if snooks is a size 3 then Im effing paris hilton…bitchh plzzzz!
I LOVE THE SHOW, BUT THIS BITCH HAS ONE OF THE NASTIEST BODIES ON TV
I'd fuck snooki
Her plan is great, but she needs to be more realistic about her size, and her ideal size. There is no way she's a size 3. I'm skinnier than her and I'm not even a size 3!
stfu size 3?
I know she's short, but I'm not much taller, and if she's a size 3, I'll kiss my own ass. And please stop shopping in the juniors section. Women's sizes are 0-2-4, etc. I suppose being at the shore does require her to dress like a 17 year old stripper though, so I guess it makes sense.
That girl is fat, really fat.
She is a melon.
The dresses are a size 3, she's just always over the load limit for the Dress!
she is not a size 3 NO WAY , maybe a size 3 at TORRID
yeah– im a size 12 and shes got a bigger stomach on her than me so girls definitely tellin a lie.
Couldn't they have chosen ATTRACTIVE guidos for this show? And why is the ugliest one the one that has to be everywhere?
i think snooki doesnt understand the question…she isn't a size three right now….she thought the question on eating was what size she ate…
…earlier that day..she swallowed a size three woman…..come on..snooki is looking a bit preggers..now we know she had fries supreme, a giant pepsi and a pygmy modeled women..all for lunch…
size 3 my ass! i'm 5'11 and weigh 130 something… I can't even fit a size 3!!
Size 3…as in 3X?
I can believe she's a size 3 only because of how short she is, but i would never take dieting advice from her, she did not look attractive in that dress last night and i was insulted that she was even there, she does not deserve to walk amongst the real talent or hard workers.
size 3 inch brain maybe and that is being generous
She looks like a short fat kumquat….and PLEASE SNOOKIE…STOP MAKING THAT TERRIBLE FACE IN EVERY PICTURE…..size three my ass….she is a 5 foot size 10…..just because your legs aren't fat doesn't make the rest of you thin….oh hunny….grow up!!!
i'm sure she's a size 3
you have to remember that she's only about 4'9
so for her height it would be normal if she was a size 0 or 1
sooo.. size 3 is big for someone of her size
And honestly, i think she'd look alot more attractive with the phrase less is more (not with clothing, cover up please) less hair, less tan, less make up AND LESS STUPID POUT!!
People she's under 5 foots… shorter people wear smaller sizes… it's proportions…think!
There is no way that little pork barrel is a size 3, that's the funniest thing I have heard since Heidi Montag said she is showing her fans how to be pretty on the inside. people are so full of shit and they just keep on shoveling it.
There's no way this hobgoblin is a size 3. None.
size 3 on her pouf maybe. Chick is so heffin' shes got back boobs. Poor thing, when she says "eat a salad", she means tossing one. And by "running" she means "laying on my fat mexican ass eating fried plantas and red beanz".
Nope I was wrong! Back to the PUCKER LIP SHIT! Gross ! And that fake hair looks gross too ! Didn't last all night I see ! LOL ! And she needs a MUCH BETTER dress this one just accented her shortness ! Not good when your 4ft honey! Gosh also you think one would have chosen a more softer look when going to the GRAMMYS as well! I mean seriously ! WHY WERE THEY EVEN INVITED ! MTV IS AND PEREZ IS MILKIN THIS SHIT TO DEATH!
There is no freakin way that girl is a size 3…I don't care how short she is. What a load of shit!
I agree with most of the posts–there's NO way she's a size 3! She's definitely in the double digits. She's built like SpongeBob SquarePants.
Re: Centsitive Guy – ROFLMAO!
Yeah f-ing right. I can't even fit into a 3 & I'm A LOT smaller than she is.
She must REALLY squeeze into them.. she probably can't get them off & she has MORE than a muffinf top, but she'd look like a "hoe-hoe" as my roommate says.
& wtf Perez, why do you like her. Pft. There's better trash out there.
O LORD And I Just noticed PEREZ is rallying for her to come exercise with HIM ! HAHAHAHA!
Perez please I am so sick of this shit.
Thank god this trash isn't on Australian TV.
Stuffed PIGS in the blanket is what she chose to look like GRAMMY NIGHT! WTG SNOOK! AND GOD DAMMIT EXFOLIATE YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE AREA BEFORE YOU TAN AND DON'T TAN THAT AREA YOU WEAR FACE CREAM TO DARKEN THOSE AREAS OTHERWISE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU STUCK YOUR NOSE IN SHIT! SERIOUSLY ! WHY EVEN INVENT BRONZER!??!?!?? LMAO!
Re: Llamaland – you look like you got a situation going on in your icon hahahaa! Sorry , it was too tempting!
Re: ERRRBOOO – pork barrel. now that is funny. why does each picture of this girl seem uglier than the last. and whats up with her lips? they get more and more perced with each passing picture. soon her lips will look like an ass hole.
LOL SHE IS NOT A SIZE 3!!!
um… I love Snookie, but diet tips? I don't understand. She isn't skinny… I mean, regardless of the size 3 or whatever, we all can see her, we all know she isn't skinny. I could never take diet tips from her…
There is no way in hell that she is a size 3. If she was a size 3, then i'd be a size -5.
just shutup and show us your midget tits you beeotch
That expressions makes her look like a cartoon chicken. Besides, I don't know why people are complaining about her being a size 3, that's the least of her problems.
Im 4ft 11 and 120 lbs. Im a size 6..there is no effing way she is a size 3…no way. size 8 maybe.
She is not cute!!!!
if she was my trainer we'd have problems..200+ pounds of problems.
for realzz though- snooks works what shes got! and i doubt the men are complaining when shes grindin up on them…
O ' and WHY HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED??? ISN'T IT QUITE OBVIOUS THAT JWOWW SET HER UP WITH HER PLASTIC SURGEON BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THESE TATA'S HAVE CLEARLY GROWN IN WIDTH AND SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING THIS PALM TREE !!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE SEE MY AVATAR/ICON????????
Size 3 ???!!!!! Bitch please!!! Quit playin! You know u bout a size 9 or ten. You aint got to lie to kick it boo!!!!!!!
Re: mil-ville – LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Jae – I totally agree. Her body is rectangular. No butt, big boobs and definitely bigger than a size 3.
Re: Centsitive Guy – lol!!!!!!!
salads are not a way to get to a size one… that puts your body into starvation mode… which makes you hold weight. you need light healthy meals with a little bit of everything.
I call bullshit. There is no way in hell she is a size 3. I'd say she's at least a size 12, which there is nothing wrong with. It's okay for her to be a curvy woman.
Re: whutwhut – LMAO…I love it!
I'm 4'11 and a size 3 with curves and I look way skinnier than her. I've been a size 5 at one point too and still didn't look like that. I don't know why people on tv try to lie about there size…um hello we can see what you look like! But yeah, chick is def not a 3, probably a 7 I'd say!
Why is she always making those pucker lips in every photo????
She seems like she is a genuinely sweet and cute girl, be nice people! Camera adds 10 lbs. right? Her legs are super skinny she just has giant boobies that make her look bigger than she is.
Size 3 my ass.. she looks like a 16
shes just all around ridiculous. a size 3? ahaha.. yeah keep dreamin.
A size 3 on her is fat!!
I know the camera adds 10 lbs. But this chick is SO not a size 3. Liar liar “` fat pants on fire, and add a little thunder thigh too.
Re: Centsitive Guy – LOL dude LOL
we think you're a fuckin idiot.
You guys are fucking retarded. Of course snooki is a size 3, have you seen her legs? Just because you dumbasses are SKINNY AND A SIZE 5 OR 7.. doesn't mean that snook is a size 5 or 7.. She's a muffin top, with thin legs. If you are a size 5+ you OBVIOUSLY have bigger thighs than snookie, the girl is like.. 4'10 for christ sakes.
I think its nice that ridiculously absurd celebrity as herself can have a good sense of general health and fitness….kudos snooki
Just because she's short doesn't mean her dress size would be any smaller. Sizes are to do with inches around not height. I'm only an inch or 2 taller than this girl and about the same size around and honey I'm a size 14. There's nothing wrong with having curves but lying about it is just plain sad.
Re: samuri99 –
LOL
Wasn't she bulimic? :S
ohh well people took advice from Jane Fonda too.
This oompah loompah has orange skin, crooked eyes, chubby as a Great Steak & Potato french fry and NO UPPER LIP. Frightening!
Are you joking Snooks? Can you ever drink like a normal people? I don’t believe you.
A size 3 in selfmade outfits ?
Eating Salads only is NOT healthy… Our body needs, carbs and proteins also… You lose and keep off the weight like that.
Size 3?
Snooki, seriously???
Is SHE size 3???? Since when?? And whats up with her lips????? AGAIN, what in the world is SHE fameous for??????
if she's a size 3, so is Johnn Goodman
She's not a size 3, no way in HELL!