Hasn't Haiti Been Through Enough?

Prepare yourselves for another disaster, Haiti:
Michael Lohan is coming!
In an attempt to change his irreparable image, Michael will be heading down to the tragedy-struck country to lend a helping hand. With the other hand, he is going to count the donations that he has collected to give to the country, without ever actually giving it to those in need.
And we're told he won't be traveling alone! His whore, Kate Major will be bringing her top-notch journalistic integrity along to provide support and laughs are her expense.
Michael and Kate will be making the trip in three weeks time, when things become "safer." Shows you how much they are willing to give of themselves!
Have a nice trip guys! Don't hurry back!
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oh wouldn't it be just fabulous if the two of them never came back from haiti and we never had to hear from them or see them ever again?
Please drink the water from the faucets mike while you're there.
You really have an axe to grind with the entire Lohan family, don't you? It's not very hot
he collected items to take down, along with donations. got to watch the wording mario, defamation-accusing him of not handing out/stealing is not wise.
last i checked these people were not celebrities so why are we reading about them here?
DESPERATE FAME WHORES!
why do they feel a need to go to haiti and take up valuable space and food???
Who gives a fucking fuck about this loser?…
When is Mr. Lohan's 12-step religious cult's "Higher Power" suppose to kick-in?
When the hell did the DISASTER and TRAGEDY of Haiti become the celebrity event du jour?? Unbelievable. These people should be ashamed of themselves. There's NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING Asshat Lohan can contribute. In fact, I bet he'll just suck up space from some medical or engineering person who has the knowledge and skills that are actually needed.
hahaaha this is just to funny!! I'm sure he will be bringing a camera crew as well with him lmao..
I dont care about either of these two people, they are in it for the fame, howevre Perez, you were way out of line calling her a whore, what exactly has she done to deserve that title? Oh yeah, i know, she's had a few flings, that makes women whores right? That was an unbelievably hate filled comment, proving to us once again that you are a woman hater who only likes women who say good things about you.
Wan't Kate Major screwing Jon Gosselin in Mike Lohan's house? And didn't Mike Lohan refer to her as "like a daughter to him"? These people are so messed up it isn't even funny.
I call BULLSHIT.
He's a convicted FELON.
He won't be allowed in the country.
I DIDN'T THINK JUST ANYBODY COULD GO THERE. IS HE GOING THROUGH SOME GROUP OR SOMETHING? won't he just be in the way? i mean really–wtf is he going to do there? you can't just decide one day–oh, i think i'll go down there. there's got to be more to this story.
Re: Swear to ME! – i agree.
Re: ohboy – i agree with you totally. they have plenty of people down there to help out. they don't need some celeb. passing out water bottles. what they do need from these celebs. is money, money and more money. this rebuilding will take years.
looks hell lot like Blake Lively
Can you please stop reporting on this nobody ? He is a NOBODY, nobody gives a fuck about this person. He is a regular citizen on the street, plus a douche bag loser. STOP REPORTING ABOUT HIM BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE WORLD CARES!
what's his fucking name again? who is he? Oh wait… nevermind, no one cares!
Re: tigrrrlilly – If they never come back from Haiti, Perez will go fish them out and report on them. It gives him the thrill to diss the Lohans.
If Michael never comes back from Haiti, Perez will go fish him out to report dirt on him.
I don't like Michael Lohan but how the fuck can you criticize someone for going to help in Haiti? When are you going to help Tubsy? Or aren't the natives "faboosh" enough for you?