Katie Price And The Cagefighter To Wed!
Oh, happy dysfunctional day!
Katie Price and Big Brother winner Alex Reid are getting married within the year and planning a family together.
"I wish I'd met Alex six years ago. He's perfect in every way," said Katie, now that Alex won the reality competition.
Although if she actually thought that, maybe she shouldn't have publicly humiliated him by dumping his ass on national TV.
But it's a new day and now they're planning how many kids they want! Alex recommends two or three, but we suggest Katie start taking car of the kids she already has!
"I've always said I want a big family," continued Katie.
Alex is convinced that the public has the wrong idea about the crazy ass fickle Jordan!
'It's been a fantastic start to the new year and it's going to be even more fantastic now this is happening," said Alex. "I actually asked Katie to marry me after my fight in September, so it's something we've been discussing for some time."
Riiiiight.
"I hope the public learns something from this. Four weeks ago I was the bad guy getting booed, now they're cheering me," the famewhore continued. "They got it wrong about me and they've got in wrong about Katie."
It was rumored the two were gonna elope as they jetted off to Vegas last week. They didn't, but she sure did piss of her ex, Peter Andre. Jordan was supposed to be looking after her childrenz while Pete was promoting his album. And to his surprise, the kids were left with the nannies! He was furious and rescheduled his promotional tour to look after the little ones.
Let's just hope Katie doesn't have any more kiddies - for fear she'll eat her young!
[Image via WENN.]
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yeah, this is a great idea. this will turn out great for everybody involved. god i hope she doesn't spit out anymore kids. ugh.
She can take care of herself let alone the kidz she already has….sterilize her….
OMG..total publicity stunt!…..He wins celebrity big brother and then not even a week later she announces that they're getting engaged…they'll be broken up by the time the magazine deals dry up!!
It looks like Katie forgot to put pants on. Gross!!!
babies with three different men? she really does want to be black.
I call b.s.
This is just another publicity stunt. Pathetic.
Team Peter Andre.
It's so good to see a marriage that will last forever.
He looks Dee Dee De!
She looks like she should be on Jersey Shore - tacky, tacky, tacky.
The skank doesn't look bad with her phony teeth and all
yeah….so i don't believe anyone (including the brits) really give a shit about this whore bucket and anything that has anything to do w/ her…………..
Katie, Orange you hot!
THESE TWO are the UK's version of that stupid Heidi and Spencer. And that makes it no less sad.
Sometimes I think they dress up as the other and no one can tell the difference. They're malleable, plastic, orange dolls.
????????????????????????????? who ????????????????????????
who the fuk cares about these ppl? oh ya, lazy lazy lazy famewhore mario
does ANYone in NORTH AMERICA know/care who these people are?
oh ya, i forgot, lazy lazy lazy mario cares, it fills web space and chokes its readers while they visit….. how many ppl are leaving mario's waste of website due to its recent irrelevance
Don't they both look mentally challenged?…
damn! she looks hot in that pic! she's stunning!