Oh Sugartits, you never seem to surprise us any longer.
In a recent interview, Mel Gibson opens up about his life, his bastard baby, and his love for guns.
According to Gibson, he plans to stay away from liquor and finally quit smoking in order to watch his 3-month-old baby Lucia, with
hottie Oksana Grigorieva, grow up.
Says Gisbon, "I want to play tennis with this kid, that's it. I just want to run around and breathe, you know? I don't want to be in an iron lung somewhere."
Mel goes on blabbing about anything and everything, but when asked why he refuses to have a bodyguard, he explains it's because he rather be packing the heat.
Reveals Gisbson about sleeping with a gun near him:
"In this day and age, you've got to be tooled up. If they walk in on you, I'm not going to let them whip me. If your number's up, its up, you know? I've had the weird stuff and its like, 'OK, so what, I'm not dead yet'.
If I'm lying in bed and somebody comes into my room, I'll either wake up or I won't. And I'll either hit them with my big stick that I've got or my gun that I've got. It is a bad way to live. But that's what you've gotta do."
On a serious note, we hope he keeps the gun unloaded or locked away. The last thing he needs is his toddler playing with a gun she accidentally finds.
Safety first, idiot!
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