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Sandra Bullock Threatens To Cut Meryl Streep!!

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We gotta hand it to these two HIGHlarious ladies - no better way to promote friendly competition than by threatening to end your opponent's life!!

Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep, who are both contenders for Best Actress at the upcoming Academy Awards as well as down and dirty badasses, are avoiding the anxiety of award season by sending each other DEATH THREATS.

Sandy, who clearly is much more hardcore than we've ever given her credit for, says

"With Meryl, when this whole thing started, I left her a voice mail going, 'You've got to watch your back. I'm gonna cut you. I'm gonna take you down,' and then she sent me dead orchids and told me to die, so I sent her a case of liquor and told her to toast to white trash."

TOAST TO WHITE TRASH?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We'll raise a bottle of moonshine to that!

Sandy also has the honor of concurrently being nominated as Worst Actress of the Year from the annual Razzies for the shiteous All About Steve, and would appreciate that award just as much as an Oscar!!

"If I win, I am so showing up. I have to enjoy that as much as getting an Oscar nomination. It is the great balance in our business."

We agree!! Congratulations on both nominations, Sandy, and for not taking awards season so seriously!! It will only stress you out!!

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41 comments to “Sandra Bullock Threatens To Cut Meryl Streep!!”



  1. 1

    Team Meryl!



  2. 2

    Sandra actually could win the Oscar. It'll be a shocker, and there'll be a ton of heat for it, but she's been winning awards left and right. Meryl's performance was excellent however & I want her to win, but it's not looking too likely at this point.



  3. 3

    White trash is Sandra's company in Texas..



  4. 4

    I'm rooting for Meryl, who was beyond excellent, but I have to say that both ladies are so classy and funny that it will be fun to watch either honored on oscar night.



  5. 5

    Watch out for Sandra BULL-DYKE, Meryl!!!



  6. 6

    I find it funny that Perez posted about Sandra's razzie earlier and claimed he never saw "All About Steve" and yet he's calling it shiteous. I personally thought it was a wonderful, light-hearted romp. It was DEFINITELY better than most rom-com bullshit movies that have come out lately.



  7. 7

    I'd do her LOL Meryl that is!!! LOOL



  8. 8

    I love Sandra Bullock.



  9. 9

    Now that's amazballs!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun with it ladies :)



  10. 10

    HAHA those two are funny :) ! Its all in fun!



  11. 11

    I wasted quite a bit of my life watching the movie its complicated, Just a bunch of upper class snobs always drinkin wine in every scene and shittyeous acting the whole way though- they should have called it SHIT. Love streep but damn girl is loosing her focus… she better watch out Sandra will get her… TEAM SANDRA BETCHES !!!



  12. 12

    Re: peacebabyface – actually if thats u in your avatar then honestly you look like white trash from Texas…guess you really shouldnt say that about Sandra cause its like calling the pot a kettle hun :)



  13. 13

    Sandra deserves all those awards and success



  14. 14

    lol…these ladies are both amazing and funny:)



  15. 15

    Moonshine doesn't come in bottles you cum guzzler! It's sold in quart jars, much like the spooge Perez gargles with in the morning!



  16. 16

    Thats funny! I actually liked All About Steve.



  17. 17

    Re: TasteMyRainbow – I think she is speaking of her aunt's bakery in Texas that makes candies called white trash?? I heard they're delish:) No need to be mean.



  18. 18

    I officially love her.

  19. J7 says – reply to this


    19

    I LOOOOVE SANDRA. meryl is.. fine lol.



  20. 20

    THIS IN NOT PEREZ WRITING



  21. 21

    these 2 are definately 2 of my favorites in hollywood. gorgeous, talented, entertaining. actually im surprised theyre even on this site



  22. 22

    Re: Drizella – WELL WELL ARNT YOU SWEETIE PIE..I DONT THINK ITS IN MY NATURE TO BE NICE…LACKED IT A BIRTH LOVE :)



  23. 23

    i call it like i see it…so yeah get over it :)



  24. 24

    LOL love it!
    These are my 2 favourite actresses in Hollywood. I'll be happy if either of them win. I have seen Julie and Julia..have yet to see the blind side though. But I love their sense of humour..how Betty White of them



  25. 25

    I've had the biggest girl crush on Sandra Bullock like forever. I don't care if she's damn near 50. The bitch is beautiful. Oh and she's German which makes her hotter.



  26. 26

    love both of them but carey mulligan should win!



  27. 27

    i swear meryl gets an oscar nom every year



  28. 28

    i'm not gonna lie, i cracked up laughing when i saw this picture "i will end your fucking life" pahaha.



  29. 29

    now they are both hilarious however i do have one critic of sandra lately that my self and my NEW bf yes i have a NEWWW one said about her movie the proposal … she starts off in this movie all hot shot and smart ass like boss and then ends up changing a little too much into goof ball sandra which is her trade mark which is cool but she never actually turns back out of goof mode back to serious mode which turn the movie into a bit too much like all her other movies… sandra is a goof in her movies its her thing .. like trips up this that cant walk properly throws the arms around stupid faces all cute but
    maybe a little OVERDOING IT SANDRA ???
    as for meryl what a babe love her to death



  30. 30

    HOW FUCKING ADORABLE.

  31. pj88 says – reply to this


    31

    I love it!! These two really need to do a movie together. I could totally see them playing mother and daughter or even sisters! C'mon Nora Ephron…write them a damn movie!!!
    I love Meryl (and nobody beats her acting), but I am really on team Bullock this year. This is HER moment and I want to see her take the Oscar



  32. 32

    this literally made me laugh out loud. she sent me dead orchids. HAHHAHAHHAAHH toast to white trash. it literally made my day. i'm not going to lie though, i'm team meryl. she gives at least one oscar worthy performance every year and she never wins because she is meryl streep. if any other actress nominated gave the performance that she gave as julia child they no doubt would win this year. teamm meryl



  33. 33

    This piece of text was so NOT written by Perez. It's quite obvious actually.



  34. 34

    Re: Loewenstein – because most of the english is correct? no 'el lay'? I think 'bottle of moonshine' might be his… maybe he has a new 'intern' …. someone he promised to get into 'events'…..



  35. 35

    Re: Loewenstein – Wait, wait, you are right… the writing on the pics…. spelling-correct… and no 'cum', no phallic symbols… not mario



  36. 36

    I'd like to know who in Hollywood is buying Sandra Bullock's nominations and awards? She is very likable, but no Oscar contender.



  37. 37

    Meryl Streep deserves the Oscar.

  38. Eris says – reply to this


    38

    I watched Julie and Julia and well I don't know how Meryl got nominated in the first place, she seemed to channel Mrs. Bucket/Bouquet from that BBC show (the English know who I am referring to) and as far as acting goes it didn't seem that challenging compared to other roles. And lol I don't know how come All about steve got a Razzie it was cute and actually had a nice message to it at the end, there were worst movies out there trust me.



  39. 39

    Can't stand Sandra with that grinning wolf face of hers.

  40. skhg says – reply to this


    40

    I love them both!!!! But, I think someone else will get it. They always go with the strangest movies,and their actresses. Movies that half the people watching, haven't seen, or wouldn't pay to see, at the theatre.



  41. 41

    I love it, these actresses are too funny!!!