Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
There are far more celebrities in need of an actual intervention, but anything that helps put some distance between these two works for us!
No one has seen much of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together since the end of their New Moon promotional orgy, but sources did catch a glimpse of the two spending time together in England right around New Years.
But that's it. There has been nothing since then and now we know why: They've been told not to!
According to sources, each of the actor's camps has approached them about cutting back on the time spent with the other. Rob has big budget movies to focus on and KStew has indie flicks to sell. Their people believe neither has time to focus on anything else but their work, so for the time being, they are going to have to quit one another.
Can R-Patz handle that? (We're not too worried about KStew. She's black-hearted. She'll be fine)
Guess they'll just have to hold on until Eclipse comes out. Then, the world can see it's favorite vampire and sour pussy frolicking about again.
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