Joe Jonas REALLY Likes Special Holiday Brownies
There's something a little suspicious about this story to us…
Joe Jonas apparently had the best Valentine's Day ever when someone baked him brownies and suprised him with them while he was on tour. The brownies were so good that Joe ate the entire batch.
Hmmm…Joe Jonas, you may be slick, but don't think you're fooling us for a SECOND.
We know EXACTLY what kind of 'delicious' brownies gave you the best Valentine's Day of your life! We bet you were flying HIGH all day long on top of a majestic unicorn while listening to Joanna Newsom and Radiohead!
However, once he came back down, the special Valentine's Day trip wasn't worth the relationship so Joe kicked her ass to the curb, but to this day, he still gets the munchies over his herbal chocolate fix.
"I'm still friends with this person and I still tell her, 'Make me brownies.' I'm like, 'Can you please make me brownies?'"
You can't have your weed cake and eat it, too, Joe!!
Just wait - around Easter he's going to be telling us all about the delicious 'portabella' mushrooms his ex used to make him too!
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he's saying that taylor swift made the brownies… thats why this is actually a story.
lmao! i find this hilarious for some reason. i dont care if its true or not, it made me laugh…
Sooooooooooo!
His ex (her name is Amelia Aye) was a model and enrolled in culinary school, dumbass.
but nice try.
sorry he dumped Ratface's whinny ass. but you don't have to be such a dick about it.
you're funny perez (:
BULLSHIT. Unless it's some seriously weak shit, that kid couldn't eat a whole pan of pot brownies. Everyone seems to be on drugs to you mario - what about you and your meth problem? you ever talk about that anymore?
what a lame post…
Whoever's writing this doesn't even try to sound like Perez anymore. Did a bot write this boring piece of uninteresting crap?
yeah, they are superduper christian virgins but they eat weed brownies. sure. i'd have some respect for them if they did smoke weed, but i'm sure they don't. you are an idiot, perez. why do you make up stupid shit like this? you (or whoever writes your crummy blog now) just embarrass yourself more and more every day.
weed is no crime nor a sin. I want brownies D:
Perez, dont be a fool, u know he doesn't do that!!!
were YOU high when you wrote this? Get a real job Perez.
sorry perez, but that's totally stoopid! brownies are good, and i don,t see why you have to make a big deal about his story…
That was seriously the worst piece of shit post EVER.
OMG Perez stfu!!!!
he'd never do that! cant someone like brownies without the world assuming that theyre on drugs?!?! the jonas brothers arent stupid to get involved in shit like that!
really, Perez? for anyone who has read the real interview its obvious your just trying to create a story. slow news day or what?
It's VERY hard to stop at just one great brownie, magic ingredient or not. I always try to have two, myself.
It's PORTOBELLO mushrooms you moron. Do you fact check or spell check anything you write?
perez that's just straight up not true. do you really think this kid would ever in his life smoke weed?
Re: Sludge –
My sentiments exactly. I was about to say the same thing!
where did it say there were weed in the brownies. And even if there was soooo what. I mean who gets high off weed in brownies, cookies or whatever. You are stupid and if he smoke then good for him, nothing wrong with that! Atleast he aint a poo pusher like you!!
HA! Nice spin on an otherwise ridiculous nonstory. (As much as I love Joe…and that's a LOT….I mean, seriously, brownies? What?.)
Dont fucking acuse him of doing drugs. That could totally ruin his reputation.
i guess people aren't supposed to like brownies, now.
Wow…slow news day much??? I mean seriously??? This is ridiculous. This site is heading down into Zack Taylor territory fast. It use to be "Well, it was on Perez's site, so its most likely true." Now this site isn't any better than the gossip rags. I mean, this story is so far out there it isn't even funny! Even people who aren't JoBro fans know this story is total crap.
seriously perez ?
just because he ate a batch of good brownies , he's a big stoner eeh ?
that's cooool , keep yo lies to yoself ……
wowowoowwowowowowwow you seriously are so stupid. you have no truth that those were weed brownies. make sure you have your facts straight before you post a story.
perez ruined your career Joe. Perez, dont be surprised if he turns up one day and slams your head into a dumpster for making up shit.
Is he talking about Swifty???
Anyway I love this new hate you have for Joe Jonas. I'm starting to like you again Perez.
this story was completely fabricated… lol you don't do that often Perez… this threw me off…
Hahahha.I'd smoke with Joe….but seriously why would you make this shit up?
NewsFlash: IF you eat a whole tray of pot brownies you are gonna be really, really, really, really, reallllllllly fucked up. And I guarantee he wouldnt be performing after eating a whole batch of weed brownies. Unless they where weak, or he has the biggest tolerance in the whole wide world. Go to youtube and search for the cop who eats the weed brownies and you will find out.
Re: Sayesha – He doesn't hate Joe, he's just messing with him!
okay now that is just a dumb, stupid, made-up rumor. no one can honestly believe that.
Haha. I think he just sounds silly. Nothing wrong with some delicious brownies- special or not!
lmao, i live in the town next to gillette stadium, and the jonas brothers left an ounce of bud in one of their pants they were having drycleaned at the dry cleaner in town. and it was good shit too! so yes, they smoke. its quite obvious…
um wow perez jumping to conclusions much? so the boy like chocolate shut uo
Oh my god, you are such a MORON, Perez. Joe Jonas enjoys his brownies… yep, that must mean he's a stoner! How stupid can you get? And this is coming from me, a total NON Jonas Bros fan.
Oh by the way, it's PORTABELLO, not "portabella". You fuckwit.
Hey be nice about Joanna Newson. I know her parents and her cousin is a friend. Don't care aobut the Jonas Bros…
It's fucking brownies. What in the hell makes you think those brownies had marijuana? IT'S FUCKING REGULAR CHOCOLATE BROWNIES. Shit Perez, you're the biggest FUCK in the world. SHIT!
Perez, I don't like Joe as much as the next guy, but i can't STAND the way you jump to conclusions. Really; Just shut up!
if you eat a whole batch of pot brownies you will be super tripping , one is fine enough
um why would he be seeing joanna newsom or radiohead?? STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK YOU LIKE INDIE MUSIC BY DROPPING REFERENCES MILEY CYRUS HAD DOWN PAT A YEAR AGO!! stick to what you know you fat asshole- the kid bop cd and the saturdays- or if your feeling particularly intellectual, you can listen to your own personal bob dylan, girls aloud.
btw if he truly was high he wouldn't be listening to the good shit, he would pick up a copy of slimy instead!! you better pray taylor bakes him those brownies again- its the only way youl get sliimy's cd sales up to 4!!
Perez, you really are a fucking moron…I hope jobro sues your ass for slander. Your reporting is the worst out there…everyone thinks you are a joke. Why don't you try to redeem yourself and report on facts and truth.
So someone said above that you have a meth problem? I had no idea…I hope that doesn't get leaked to the press…a meth head posing as a gossip blogger and music producer? So you pretty much just make shit up while you are methed out? That's probably not good for business.
Do you get the point yet?
ahahha this is funny bc i doubt its true. this site is becoming more like the national enquirer every day.
Fudge packing blogger sez: "Boy eats whole batch of brownies!"………………………………………………….."Oh, and they were certainly full of pot, because this has never happened before anywhere, unless they were laced with weed, right?" What, Rezzo, are you so out of touch that you think this is true? Why did you just make it up? Do you lie about everything on your site? You are losing any credibility that you had with shit reporting like this…You can't just make up news when there isn't anything going on….that's called bullshit!
Re: JoeJonasluver – Exactly. Only a total moron could possibly hate Joe Jonas. He's got to be the least hate-able person in Hollywood. It's just a joke.
you're an idiot.
Oh shut the fuck up you stupid mental defective.
LOL IT IS NOT TAYLOR SWIFT. They never dated in February. Its someone else and who cares who it is.
this has to be the most fake and ridiculous post I've read in a long time. This sounds like a fabricated story you would see on the cover of the national enquirer…only an idiot would believe this crap…and seriously if you knew him personally this would make you laugh because you would know that this is the farthest thing from the truth. don't be a sell out Perez. Don't make up a story. like really, this is just an assumption and there are no facts behind the "story" i know plenty of people that love brownies and i myself have eaten nearly an entire batch… so i'm not telling you that you suck, because honestly i love your sight. it just really disappoints me when i see a post like this.
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Bullshit
because he liked the brownies they were OBVIOUSLY filled with drugs :s get a life Perez. Seriously? How long did it take for you to make this bullshit story.
saddens me to see this website take such a tremendous downfall
you are serious panty waste-what kind of post is this?
Ugh, he is SO fugs! I cant wait for his REALLY LONG 15 minutes to be up.
HOT!
perez this is so stupid, you can tell your site has on to shit. You dont even get as many comments anymore. Post relyable stuff. And no Taylor didnt make him the brownies his ex Amelia Aye did.
Lame excuse for a story. And why does whoever is writing this have to try and sound like Perez? It just makes it worse.
holiday brownies my ass i just got finish taking a second prolatin test for 2 hours
good for him that's not what i wrote joe jonas about i might not be able to have kids
i think he should know why
kendra bethune no one's eating brownies
hahahaha this made my day
HA! That's hilarious, oh my god. lmaooo, and probly true.
And he probably will do shrooms next hahaha
Re: missbianca – I hope things work out for you.
hahaha. cuz no one EVER eats brownies! wow perez. u seriously fail. first he does demi lovato now he smokes weed? at 20 years old? not EVERYONE does the same stuff as you perez!
wow, this is seriously the dumbest thing i have ever read.
because he likes brownies that someone made for him, they have weed in them?!
get a life; your blog gets worse everyday.
Special holiday brownies?!? Where?
The Jonas Brothers accountant lives down the street from me. Ha, pathetic attempt of fame from me right?
You're point is?
whether or not its dope or not…Brownies are just yummy.
perez you are so stupiddd.
just because you put weed in your brownies (which is how you come up with those RIDICULOUS outfits) doesnt mean joe does.