Levi Johnston Back To Remind Us He's Still A Moron
While Bristol Palin is busy trying to convince the world that she's a virgin and not a teen mom, her baby daddy and Alaskan douchebag Levi Johnston realized he was out of the spotlight and is attempting to claw his way back in by telling anyone who will listen about what a great dad he is!
Levi talked about the two whole days he's permitted to see his son, Tripp, and how Bristol Palin can barely stand to be around him.
"Saturday is usually the best day of the week for me. It's the day I get to see my son. I'm pumped that I get to see him twice a week. It feels pretty good. You can't dwell on what happened."
"She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it. She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it."
We doubt it's because you're feuding, Levi - you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.
And because even when he's talking about his child he has to bring the attention back to himself,
"I think he looks more like me. Everyone I've talked to says he looks more like me. I am trying to get him to play hockey. He's really getting close with trying to grab the stick."
That poor child doesn't have a shot in hell!
Ugh. We like him better when his mouth is closed and his clothes are off. Not that he even looks that great naked. Still and improvement, though.
We'd rather just see Bristol, him and Grandma eaten by polar bears.
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You double pasted the second quote.
Do you proofread what you write? You fail at copy/pasting.
Still and improvement, though.
Still AN improvement…
NOT AND!!!
your professionalism and proofreading skills never cease to amaze me.
you can't even copy/paste right.
We doubt it's because you're feuding, Levi - you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PEREZ maybe it's YOU who can't string sentences together. IT'S CALLED PROOF READ.
What the fuck would you know about what a hot body should look like??
Just because he's not on steroids or is some skinny-ass twink like your precious Zac Efron does not mean he has an ugly body.
I'd lick every inch of this boy. You should take note on how a good 'ol natural body should look like. You look disgusting.
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are you drunk perez? your writing is ass.
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PROOFREAD?! Clearly not. Ugh.
Nice proof reading. Major LOL
And Levi is so hot. Dumb but fucking delicious.
Okay Perez, obviously you are retarded. The only reason you take to hating these people is because they are Republican. So what? They are still WAY BETTER PEOPLE THAN YOU and then you can ever hope to be. You are so pathetic. If Bristol and Levi were liberal, gay-supporting hippie bitches, you would be all over them! You would be praising them! But no, they arent fucking liberal ass whores, and for this reason, you hate them. LEVI JOHNSON IS BEAUTIFUL. im not saying he is not an ass, im not saying hes not a douchebag. but he is beautiful. and YOU perez, are ugly. you will never get a boyfriend. and you should get fat again because ..guess what.. you got skinny and youre STILL UGLY
Any man with a dick near his mouth HAS to be a moron so Perez, you must be right.
oh and id much rather see YOU get eaten by a polar bear. you could feed more of them lard.
um… he didnt say anything about being a good dad. they should actually be commended if they can have a civil family dinner together. how many ADULT divorced parents can't do that?? i kinda hope they get back together, that would send sexy sarah to her grave lmao
Wonderful! He comes across positive and excited to be a father.
Good for him.
Good for Tripp.
My Perezcious has acknowledged having the occasional fantasy about being eaten by a bare Pole, but never a polar bear.
First off asswipe, if your going to copy something, at least make sure you don't repeat said copy!!!! Secondly, what the FUCK is your problem with this guy? He's not saying anything bad, he's actually making a good point that they are trying to keep it civil between each other. That's not a bad thing at all! And I'm sure most of these quotes were takes from someone ASKING HIM THE QUESTIONS. He has a right to answer then doesn't he? At least he's showing he is responsible for his son and is trying. What more do you want? STFU mmkay?
Proofread please. I swear every other post is screwed up on this site.
"We'd rather just see Bristol, him and Grandma eaten by polar bears." You know, for someone who preaches tolerance you sure do play the "do what I say not what I do" card. Granted I'm not a fan of Levi & disagree with some of Palin's political views, but I certainly don't say I wish they would get eaten by polar bears.
Get over yourself Perez. He is hot and you can't stand it because u cant have it. Madonna is single now so go date her. You should be careful who you call names on the inet. you already got your ass beat and cried and made a complete fool of yourself. so go figure
When will thIS white trash hill-billy clan get the f**K OUT OF OUR LIVES ?
hes hot
Hes an ass but at least he wasn't a total douche this time. Perez, please learn to copy and paste, you sassy bitch…
I've never commented on your spelling and grammer mistakes, but they are constantly getting worse. It's just stupid mistakes from sloppy editing. You're on an International stage, this is not a blog run from your dorm room. The very thing that gave you the lifestyle you enjoy is being destroyed by that same lifestyle. Slow down on the partying, and pay some attention to your work cause son you are fucking this up.
OMFG you are such a fucking idiot.
OMFG you are such a fucking idiot.
Wow- I could have a blog too!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey Sweets!
I really doubt Perez reads these comments, especially because most of them are hateful just to be hateful, without having a valid point. However, in case you are reading this Perez, I am a long time fan but, I have to agree with Canukian. This site got you where you are and now that you have your hands in all these pots, the site is suffering I love that you post so much but lately there have just been so many careless mistakes and it conveys to your fans that you are too busy to care, just throw up any old post and go on with the other things you enjoy that this site and your readers have afforded you. If you cant be bothered to put up quality posts for us its basically saying you cant be bothered to give your fans quality like you dont care about us now that we got you where you are…
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Kind of like you lack the capability to string a proper sentence together, dumbass? Oh by the way you pasted the same "quoted" section twice.
I've started to think recently that Perez & his writing team have some kind of auto-typo generating program they run on all their posts so they appear "informal" or "natural" or something. Because there are typos in almost every post and it sounds really bad to say Levi & Bristol are too effing stoopid to have a conversation (a joke, I REALLY wanted to work!) when whoever posted this was too effing stoopid to realize the second paragraph in the first quotation is pasted twice. All that being said, I feel really bad for Tripp with a family like this.
Re: BmScTg – Yeah, I just don't get the hecka typo carelessness at all. It really does seem like Perez is too busy to care about his site.
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. you i mean mario, not him
way to copy and paste the quote twice
Oh yeah, so terrible if the kid plays hockey. Perhaps he should grow up to be a vicious gay internet blogger instead!
Perez, when is it ever going to be alright for Levi Johnston to open his mouth?
Back off perez!
Levi is still a kid - he is still 100 times better than Ms. Sarah Palin!!
omfg die already for naming ur son tripp
Perez, watch the hypocrisy: "Tolerance for me, not for thee."
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Palin and her family deserve death because she stands for liberty and personal responsibility instead of govt dependency for all?
SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIRE THE PROOFREADER! We doubt it's because you're feuding, Levi - you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.
Perez Hilton and family are to fucking stupid to proofread before posting, case in point:
"She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it.
DO WE NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING TWICE?
She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it."
What?!? All parents like to say their child 'looks more like them.' It's standard, and a bit of an ongoing joke between partners. He's proud of the boy. Meh.
Good on them both for putting things aside and giving the boy a bit of a united front. It's going to be awkward, but will cease to be, given enough time and care.
eh..sorry ? Bring the attention to himself ?!?! EVERY DAD WANTS THEIR KIDS TO LOOK LIKE THEM
you dont have kids and never will…..i forgot sorry you dont know how its like
I'd rather see Barack killed by a penguin and Michelle raped by a bastard walrus.